Update for Everyone IV - Hungover

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I shall follow the example set by Antonio and take a leave. I got too much work now to get distracted... and this forum is a high-energy distraction.

aww you guys suck

Don't worry, as it turned out, I managed to handle things sooner than I was expected too.

Sorry, Grumps.

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I've just returned from seeing a neurosurgeon and he stated that my enlarged posterior cerebellomedullary cistern doesn't require doing anything. Finally, some good news.

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Got a cold and my paranasal sinuses are killing me.

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Had great family trip to Warmia-Masuria. 

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His name is Finn (we passed through the Finnieston area of Glasgow in the train and it stuck.)
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Before reading the second part, I thought you named your cat after a titular character from one of Anthony Trollope's novels. 

The cat is great

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My boss told me not to seat any black people in a certain section because they are "bad tippers"

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Sound like something a modern-day Lester Maddox could say.

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We have a similar reddish cat, though he grew up big.

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A couple of days I've got a nasty ear infection, which doesn't go away.

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I've had a little road accident, with no casualties other than having no skin remaining on my right elbow. Had to drove remaining 70 km with a very provisional patch.

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She asked if I had a girlfriend (no).

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"No, I post on the Atlas."

"Atlas what?"

"Let me tell you about OC and the 272 freiwal."

"Stay away from me!"

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Is this really the LAST RODEO?

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Well, my bed just broke.

RIP, good guy.

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I may be moving to Scotland for a month. Meh.

Filling the void left by Santander, aye?

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This is how I narrowly escaped being vaporized today:

I was getting my (long belated) haircut, when all the sirens went on. Obviously, my reaction was "oh f**k, it's happening." Trying to play cool I asked the hairdresser: "I wonder what's going on", and she replied it's a drill (related to NATO exercises currently taking place in Poland). Of course it was announced beforehand, but I'm always the last one to find out. Later I also read they weren't simulating any bombing, but just hijacking of a military aircraft.

Before you accuse me of being hysterical, I watched like every Cold War-era film imagining a nuclear conflict, so I developed a new reflex.

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Today is the first day of Ramadan, just broke the first fast. Fasting times here in Florida were  from 5:08 am to 8:22 pm today no food or drink

Ramadan Mubarak anyway

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Today, while driving from Warsaw, I passed by a column of NATO troops.

I approve of anything that makes Putin angry.

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My Bernie supporting co-workers have become insufferable.

Things are now going to get salty.

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For some time, I will be logging on just to check the Sword of Damocles game.

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My great-grandmother passed on Tuesday at the age of 95

I'm very sorry Fortunately, she had a long life.

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This thread is boring and is besmirching the good name of Update. If you can't post more interesting things, at least make posts where you inadvertently reveal your real name like this one:

Y'all are looking at the captain of the Upstate New York quiz bowl championship team here. We made quiz bowl great again by repeatedly crushing Ithaca High School with our mighty brains and redeemed our loss from last year. That time it was me solo vs. Ithaca's full team with me coming in second; this year it was our full team (sort of) vs. Ithaca's best player with him coming in second.

Still doesn't beat mondale84 giving away his identity and profession.

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Swimming season for me is open

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Thank You all for your condolences.

As someone who lost close family members I can fully understand how it must feel. Thought it may sound inappropriate now, you'll be all right.

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The water is awesome. Had the first longer swim this year and I'll be doing it again and again.

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Well, it's officially my birthday... now what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkT19uH2RQ

Take over the world!

I mowed my lawn today.

Tender this is an exceedingly low energy Update

I swam today. Would you consider it a high-emergy thing? ;

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I'm about to go protest in front of Trump Tower with a Jewish group, wish me luck!

You're a FF, my friend.