And if you're a Christian who rejects those OT tales?
To snowclone Newt Gingrich, I don't think Marcionite contempt for the Old Testament is necessarily any more desirable than Gnostic contempt for the Old Testament.
Contempt is not the word I would use.
I would use the language shown in this link.
http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/03132009/watch.htmlRabbi Hillel, the older contemporary of Jesus, said that when asked to sum up the whole of Jewish teaching, while he stood on one leg, said, "The Golden Rule. That which is hateful to you, do not do to your neighbor. That is the Torah. And everything else is only commentary. Now, go and study it."
Please listen as to what is said about literal reading.
"Origen, the great second or third century Greek commentator on the Bible said that it is absolutely impossible to take these texts literally. You simply cannot do so. And he said, "God has put these sort of conundrums and paradoxes in so that we are forced to seek a deeper meaning."
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DL