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« on: August 19, 2008, 10:21:12 AM »
Quote from: © Text Message Generation on August 19, 2008, 10:07:05 AM
Quote from: PiT (The Physicist) on August 18, 2008, 11:50:12 AM
Agreed. Anyway, I spoke to my mother about this & she agreed that roadside sobriety checks are perfectly constitutional.

I am glad that we have now heard from the final authority on this issue.
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 10:49:04 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Moderate, President on August 21, 2008, 10:27:47 AM
Quote from: Mr. Morden on August 21, 2008, 09:12:32 AM
Oo oo.  Here's a big clue:

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/08/21/1280082.aspx

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?


IF HE FORGETS HIS GYMBAG MAYBE HE WILL FORGET NUCELAR LAUNCH CODEZ

EVAN BAYH, UNFIT 4 SERVICE
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2008, 07:29:33 AM »
Quote from: Let's Give Up on August 24, 2008, 04:12:42 AM
Quote from: Everett on August 24, 2008, 03:03:24 AM
Someone who goes AWOL for 2000+ years doesn't seem like much of a freedom fighter to me.

Vitalism! Discrimination against the chronically dead!
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 06:04:10 AM »
BRTD's defence to being ignorant about most things...

Quote from: Hillary4U&Me on August 27, 2008, 11:09:32 PM
I know a hell of a lot more about iPhones than anyone else here.
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2008, 04:31:53 AM »
Quote from: JSojourner on September 02, 2008, 03:57:35 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on September 02, 2008, 03:55:14 PM
And his name is Rick Santorum - http://www.politickerpa.com/alexroarty/1584/reversal-santorum-now-enthusiastically-backs-mccain


These attacks on Palin have only made us energized. Santorum says he's "excited" about the ticket.

I get "excited" about Palin, too.
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 01:23:09 PM »
Quote from: afleitch on September 25, 2008, 01:20:04 PM
Quote from: Iosif on September 25, 2008, 01:16:36 PM
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So I assume McCain's free for the debate tomorrow?

No.

Because as J.J says McCain is a man of action not words. Maybe he'll turn up and do interpretive dance?
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2008, 09:41:00 AM »
Quote from: Alcon on September 29, 2008, 06:01:30 PM
I'd trust you, but if everything you said were true, McCain would be up like ten points, so...I don't trust you.  We can still be friends Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2008, 03:01:22 PM »
Quote from: Freedom Fighter on October 04, 2008, 02:59:27 PM
Wait, McCain plans to attack Obama even more?  What is he going to do?

The only way this is possible is if he literally attacks Obama.  Pulls a gun out at the next debate, blows his brains out, and says "there, he's dead.  You can't elect him over me anymore."
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2008, 08:07:01 AM »
Quote from: Politico on October 05, 2008, 04:22:41 AM
Quote from: memphis on October 04, 2008, 10:28:39 PM
Quote from: StatesRights on October 04, 2008, 09:36:20 PM
Quote from: memphis on October 04, 2008, 09:30:45 PM
Did she ever figure out which newspaper it is that she reads?

That attack would actually work if she didn't already explain it to Carl Cameron.

Allow myself to explain why I didn't, in an interview, know the papers, of which I had before me, to find information. It's all about job creation, doncha know?

You betcha! *WINK*


Got a heck of a used car to sell ya - We call's it the Maverick Mobile, eh!
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2008, 05:32:31 AM »
Quote from: StatesRights on October 05, 2008, 08:47:09 PM
I can hear it now, from Americas' pulpits, "Get the Gimp".
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2008, 10:29:41 AM »
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2008, 07:53:08 AM »
Quote from: Alcon on October 18, 2008, 09:02:42 PM
It's also apparently a great way to meet black people.
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