Rubio = gay. 100% CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE

[Torie]

Having a smoking hot trophy wife makes it MORE likely that he's gay... He'd have to actually love her if he were married to some fat uggo.

And thus we have "proof" that Trump is gay. And look at his hairdo! God, that's disgustingly gay, for gay men not into the Castro look, but rather more the Liberace look.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Having a smoking hot trophy wife makes it MORE likely that he's gay... He'd have to actually love her if he were married to some fat uggo.

And thus we have "proof" that Trump is gay. And look at his hairdo! God, that's disgustingly gay, for gay men not into the Castro look, but rather more the Liberace look.

TRUMP isn't gay. It's just that he is God's gift to women so he tries to please as many as possible.

[wolfsblood07]

Rubio has a smoking hot former Miami Dolphins Cheerleader wife and four kids.  He isn't gay. 

You realize that TONS of gay men have a wife and kids, right?

Those men are respectable.   They don't demand "rights" like same sex marriage.
Why are you guys so obsessed with Rubio's private business?  He is totally straight in my book.  I guess Reagan was gay too in your book.

[Virginiá]

I pray for the day where someone's sexual preferences, and what they do when, does not matter at all in the public square, and nobody cares either way. We are a long way from that day. It will not happen in my lifetime.

If Rubio didn't have a history of outrageous anti-gay bigotry, no Democrat would care. Obviously most Republicans still would.

Exactly. I most certainly do not care if he was gay (or even bi), but if he was, his anti-gay escapades & proposals might just make him the biggest hypocrite in the race. That would definitely deserve attention.

[NeverAgain]

Rubio has a smoking hot former Miami Dolphins Cheerleader wife and four kids.  He isn't gay. 

You realize that TONS of gay men have a wife and kids, right?

Those men are respectable.   They don't demand "rights" like same sex marriage.
Why are you guys so obsessed with Rubio's private business?  He is totally straight in my book.  I guess Reagan was gay too in your book.

Reagan didn't "hang out" with gay porn barons. I don't know what he did with Rock Hudson though...

[Asian Nazi]

Those men are respectable.   They don't demand "rights" like same sex marriage.

Torie pls ban, Obama pls drone

[Torie]

Rubio has a smoking hot former Miami Dolphins Cheerleader wife and four kids.  He isn't gay.  

You realize that TONS of gay men have a wife and kids, right?

Those men are respectable.   They don't demand "rights" like same sex marriage.
Why are you guys so obsessed with Rubio's private business?  He is totally straight in my book.  I guess Reagan was gay too in your book.

Reagan didn't "hang out" with gay porn barons. I don't know what he did with Rock Hudson though...

The gay porn baron drilling proved to be a dry hole as well. He just rented the space out. And he has kids and so forth too, although that seems to just have no evidentiary value whatsoever as to your sexual practices based on this thread.

[OkThen]

Rubio has a smoking hot former Miami Dolphins Cheerleader wife and four kids.  He isn't gay. 

Post of the Year.

This might sound crazy, but technically people can be into the opposite AND same gender. Not saying the Rubio story is true, but people seem to always go to 100% gay or 100% straight. That's not really how it works.

[cinyc]

Rubio has a smoking hot former Miami Dolphins Cheerleader wife and four kids.  He isn't gay. 

You realize that TONS of gay men have a wife and kids, right?

You realize that 99.99% of men with a wife and kids are straight, right?  You realize that there is absolutely no evidence that Rubio is gay, right?  You realize the supposedly gay pornographer friend nonsense went nowhere, right?

Sorry, guys.  Marco Rubio isn't gay.

[Asian Nazi]

You realize that 99.99% of men with a wife and kids are straight, right? 

LOL

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You realize that 99.99% of men with a wife and kids are straight, right? 

LOL

[Mike Thick]

Well, there goes Rubimentum.

I pray for the day where someone's sexual preferences, and what they do when, does not matter at all in the public square, and nobody cares either way. We are a long way from that day. It will not happen in my lifetime.

If Rubio didn't have a history of outrageous anti-gay bigotry, no Democrat would care. Obviously most Republicans still would.

Exactly. I most certainly do not care if he was gay (or even bi), but if he was, his anti-gay escapades & proposals might just make him the biggest hypocrite in the race. That would definitely deserve attention.

This. I think he would make a fantastic POTUS, and if he had not taken stances against LGBT rights I would not care. However, the level of hypocrisy that would be present if he were gay is mind-boggling.

EDIT: This photo was taken out of context, to put it mildly. Didn't everyone take part in some asinine antics in high school?

[HillOfANight]

I don't make much of the photo except that his wrist is limp.

[IceSpear]

Rubio has a smoking hot former Miami Dolphins Cheerleader wife and four kids.  He isn't gay. 

Post of the Year.

It reminds me of high school. Nobody even considered I could be gay because I had a girlfriend when I was 15. Straight people are so silly sometimes.

[Bismarck]

You realize that 99.99% of men with a wife and kids are straight, right? 

LOL

Maybe not 99.99% but the vast majority. This whole thread is goofy Rubio isn't gay.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

He's  the guy from  antiwar.com
Case closed

[heatmaster]

Well said MasterJedi...as for White Light and Joe Republic,  is this the best you can do? Marco Rubio is Gay?  Man you Clintonistas are really in panic mode and getting desperate aren't we? Tut tut...naughty aren't you...I think I am gonna cry! Do you know something that we all should know? I think it's time to come out...I mean all those Gay comments must mean you fancy Marco Rubio. ..well you two might be poofters...are you "givers" or "receivers"? Anyway you trolls should disappear back under whatever rock you inhabited. Even if Marco Rubio was Gay,  so what? Some of best friends are gays and so far as I can see there is nothing wrong with them...they were born homosexual just as I was born heterosexual,  it's just a brute fact....the way things are. Means we are human, but I don't think you two qualify! My apologies to the greater Gay community on this site...but White Light and Joe Republic seem to have problems with a person being Gay and so hence the term "poofter", being referred in that manner should annoy them no end and I'm all for that.