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« on: March 20, 2015, 03:36:24 PM »


YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2015, 05:07:18 PM »

You can always necro the Decency Crimes Self-Reporting Thread to counteract our perversions.
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2015, 05:10:53 PM »
Quote from: Former Moderate on March 20, 2015, 05:08:36 PM
Nothing says straight like men in speedos.

Surrounded by the ladies, moderate!  Atlas might not know this, but often in this world the opposing genders get mostly naked (or even fully naked!) in close proximity.  Some say this is even a necessary thing for humanity, but they've been banned so we will never know for sure.
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2015, 08:20:34 PM »
Quote from: retromike22 on March 20, 2015, 08:17:56 PM
I know this pic may offend some of you, but LOVE is LOVE.



You go straight boy! Have pride in that different-gender kiss!


Petition to call gay "straight" and straight "different gendered" at punishment of permaban for non-compliance.

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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2015, 08:23:51 PM »
Now for a poll to my different gendereds.

Should a man still be opening the doors for the lady on a different gendered date?  

I think yes.  It's polite when the one who has a biological disposition towards upper body strength exerts force with his arms for the other.  Kind of like if me and my girl were eating walnuts I would expect her to crush them with her thighs for me.  
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2015, 08:29:30 PM »
Quote from: Polls_PuffPass on March 20, 2015, 08:21:29 PM
That picture of two cisgendered sex normative fiends could make somebody violently ill. Where has social justice gone?

Reported for insensitivity.  There is nothing in that pic to suggest they are cisgendered. 

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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2015, 08:56:16 AM »
Quote from: CrabCake on March 21, 2015, 04:01:09 AM
What is the deal with vaginas anyway? amirite, guys?



What do you mean?  Considering the function I wouldn't really expect them to look or feel any different.  Taste and smell is a different story, but that's often up to her, no?
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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2015, 04:59:45 PM »
Quote from: Governor Simfan34 on March 21, 2015, 09:05:52 AM
Retromike started this thread? Gay paternalism!

Sim, I think a rundown of your bow tie collection would fit right in with this thread.
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2015, 02:26:35 PM »

Sure.  I told my dad I liked a girl at school.  He asked me "do you know how it all works?".  I said "yes". 
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