The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[Landslide Lyndon]

POST OF THE YEAR!

I don't need to concern troll my own candidate.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Great, now we only need to wait for Margaery Analytics and Renly University School of Law to get a real picture of the state of the race.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Funny in hindsight:

Finnegan's Wake is a book with a continuing plotline, I would be very confused reading Obamanation's posting history with no context, it would be very confusing.

That doesn't change that the Twilight series has more literary value than Finnegans Wake.

Neither Meyer nor Joyce won the Nobel Prize, so they've got that in common?

Well one thing Leonardo DiCaprio and me have in common is that neither of us has an Oscar.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Our resident genius just predicted the outcome of the 2094 election in NJ!

If he can't  win NH or Iowa, he wont win and NJ, in a close election in 2094,  was D+6.

[Figueira]

Our resident genius just predicted the outcome of the 2094 election in NJ!

If he can't  win NH or Iowa, he wont win and NJ, in a close election in 2094,  was D+6.

There aren't any regularly scheduled Senate elections that year in NJ if I did the math right. Does OC know something we don't!?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Our resident genius just predicted the outcome of the 2094 election in NJ!

If he can't  win NH or Iowa, he wont win and NJ, in a close election in 2094,  was D+6.

There aren't any regularly scheduled Senate elections that year in NJ if I did the math right. Does OC know something we don't!?

He is renowed for his inside knowledge.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Yes very much, Obama was the best president of Poland.

[Virginiá]

Context: About GOP establishment stealing the nomination and handing it to Paul Ryan

Is Paul Ryan's whole career going to involve being forced into positions he doesn't want?

[Goldwater]

Sanders.

Nader isn't liberal at all. He's an authoritarian right winger.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The OP is an ungrateful little POS. I cried tears of joy when I became a YaBB God! How dare he!

[Joe Republic]

What is with the homophobic D-MI avatars lately?

There must be something in the water.

[Antonio the Sixth]

What is with the homophobic D-MI avatars lately?

There must be something in the water.

Too soon.

[Mike Thick]

ARG just released a statement saying they forgot to poll the southeast of the state because the poll workers thought it was in Illinois.

[Vosem]

Vosem, чего ж ты тупишь? Наш останется после смерти: его давно клонировали. Клону уже 10 лет, через десяток лет возьмет власть. Зачем же так недооценивать путина. Вы опять ошиблись.

[Antonio the Sixth]

It's a time for a match-up between two real entities.

Wurstburg is the capital city of the Republic of Paflagonia, renowned for annually held Crappusfest as well as traditional cuisine.


A typical restaurant in Wurstburg. The caption in Paflagonian can be roughly translated as "low calorie appetisers"

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I'm genuinely not clear on what your point is. A quid pro quo is not a gift. It is a transaction. Why should what is effectively buying the naming rights to a law school qualify as a charitable donation?

So I assume that you consider NPR tote bags to be commercial transactions rather than recognition for a gift?

No, I consider them a visible and easily-recognized warning to others and therefore a public service.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I think they like to be called Forest cake of color now.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Why would anyone live in the panhandle?😜

For the natural beauty and outdoors opportunities

[Antonio the Sixth]

How commonly is English spoken in Wurstburg?

Paflagonian is in many ways similar to English, though there are some confusing things, like "nailing night" standing for the "wedding night".

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You can be whatever you want.  That's why it's called self identification. 

Can I be a trans-leftist?

Eww no, don't want you in the same bathroom as me.

[Mr. Smith]

You can be whatever you want.  That's why it's called self identification. 

Can I be a trans-leftist?

Eww no, don't want you in the same bathroom as me.

Dammit Kal, I was just about to post that!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

He should have picked Dave Leip as his running mate.  Without the fame he got from this forum, Mr. Perry would be a nobody.

Also, Dave would secure the nerd base.

Dave would be great in the attack dog role traditionally filled by the VP nominee:

"Mr. Trump claims that his tax plan will spark an economic expansion, yet it borrows heavily from previous Republican tax cut plans.  I feel this merits at least a one point infraction for copyright infringement.  The personal attacks and excessive hyperbole are more serious, and may merit a 5 day stint on mod review.

thanks,
Dave"

[Landslide Lyndon]

Carson would be a good choice for his VP.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This thread is rightly named

Why did Austria decide to shape itself like a chicken drumstick? Especially with a country literally named 'hungry' next door...

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm not sure I agree with him on the racism, xenophobia and sexism, and the death threat and inflated ego are a bit of a turn off, but nice guy FF.