UPDATE-OPOLY

[King]

Hell yes I'm buying.  Praise Christ

[King]

$200? I'll buy On the Border for $400!

[King]

Has anyone paid to clean up the meat yet?

Hopefully nobody draws clean up meat duties until I own all four restaurants.

[King]

Yes, Joe's done a great job considering he didn't quit his job to Focus on Updateopoly.

[King]

Not to suddenly get competitive here, but I'm eying me some Braum's. Come on lucky #11.

[King]

My dice rolls have not gone as planned, but that's okay. I trust God will land me on a fresh new property to buy soon.

[King]

I enjoyed myself watching the big game. Duluth won 48-3, improving to 1-11 on the year!

[King]

I strongly believe God wants me to have a career in CAD(D) and will be purchasing the AutoCAD(D) Play Room complete with ergonomic chair.

I also strongly believe God wants me to own Ma and Pa's trailer as collateral to fund my eventual move to Kenya.

I would like to purchase both properties.

[King]

Praise the Lord. The skipping of the turn worked out after all. My purchase of those two properties were not scams.

[King]

All the rent I have been paying my way around the board this time is actually a good thing. These locations all closer to my work in case it snows.

[King]

As it is Christmastime, I have decided to take out a credit card so that I can buy gifts for family and friends as well as low volume media for my AutoCAD(D) playroom when Grandma is asleep.

[King]

That's it I'm tired of having every little play I make called into question!!! No more updates from me!

[King]

Good morning everyone!  Its 0938 in Tulsa and I plan on purchasing an apartment in Tulsa by no later than 1000.

[King]

$350 is a steep price, but God would not want me to pass up the opportunity to buy one of His favorite holidays.

[King]

My Dear Friend Oakvale, I wish to offer you a trade: 4am Bible Study and On the Border in exchange for Christmas. Please consider this offer with your parents tonight and make a decision on it bathed in prayer.

[King]

The Red Team, King, JerryArkansas, and Oakvale have all the properties needed for four monopolies between them.  They should all work out some kind of mega-trade, giving each player one monopoly.  (Thus, screwing over the other four players.)

If you don't do trades to give someone a monopoly, then this game will never end, as no one will ever be eliminated.  Because you have these house rules with free gas and the $400 bonus if you land on Go, there's too much cash in the game.  The existing rents just aren't high enough to force anyone out.  I mean, the two players who don't have any properties should in theory be losing money as they pay rents for the properties they land on.  But they've actually *gained* money compared to their starting positions.  So in your present course, the game will go on indefinitely.

I'd like to point out that this suggestion is not some crazy "get rich quick" scheme.  It's a very sound method for making money, which is used by millions of Americans every day.  As reliable a path to riches as selling Kirby vacuums.

I am strongly considering planning to do this megatrade in time. But baby steps. I am not going to change what I am doing!

[King]

I assume the $400 was for call center training materials?

[King]

As a viewer and fan I am on my knees praying that King doesn't blow his money on porn and and excessive cable packages and go bankrupt.  He's down on his luck it seems.   RIP.

You have NO RIGHT to question my financial situation. I still have plenty of money and will be collecting $200 very soon!

[King]

Great Saturday morning everyone! God has blessed me with a trade offer and I have accepted His Call. I have sold the AutoCAD(D) Play Room to Bore for $500.

With this newly found money, I can now pay off more bills than ever before!

[King]

Papa has advised me and Andrew to swap On The Border and Grandma's House so that Andrew can get some home-cooked meals from OTB while I stay with Grandma as it is much closer to my employment at Go. After much prayer, we have decided to go forward with this trade!

[King]

It appears as though I am about to get slaughtered with credit card payments, but DO NOT FEAR. For the Lord has said to TRUST IN HIM, and I will land 1, 4, 7, or 9 on my next turn!!!

[King]

Due to my recent financial troubles, I will be moving back home into Ma and Pa's Trailer and will be mortgaging all of my other properties.

[King]

Despite being near destitute, I feel really good about this new fiancee and the life we can build together!

To help pay for the wedding, I will be selling my mortgaged 4 AM Bible Study to Bacon King for $400!!!

[King]

Is there a Trust Jesus card where Grandma dies and I collect $10,000 on the life insurance I sold her?  If so, pls give me it Joe.

[King]

RIP AndrewCT, RIP JJ

I'll be joining you in Heaven soon.