Brilliant:
Favorite Jesse Helms moments--suggesting President Clinton better not come to North Carolina because he'd get shot, and whistling Dixie while on the Capitol elevator with Carol Moseley Braun.
RIP.
The Dixie part was hilarious! I've done that quite a few times myself...sadly though most Americans are to stupid to even know what Dixie sounds like.
If your fellow elevator-riders don't get your little joke due to ignorance of 'Dixie', you can always just scream n****r at them. Not as subtle, but you'll be expressing your true self.
