Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Хahar 🤔]

Amusingly weak final consequence:

A privatised one.

How would this work?

Please elaborate Freethinker, as I see no way how a privatised military will not bring chaos, confusion, greed, and lack of patriotism.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=102701.0

Hahaha, I wanna know if that was on purpose or not.  Either way, pretty funny.

That is exactly what I was thinking when I first mentioned it.

[Mechaman]

Context:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=100028.30

It's the middle of the night in a shady coat room in the Capitol. Sitting around the table are Vermont's congressional delegation: Pat Leahy, Jim Jeffords, and Bernie Sanders, all smoking cigars.

Leahy: I just wish there was a way for me to become committee chairman again, so I could continue to pave the way for the revolution of the proletariat! Then I will be more famous then those other Irish-Catholics; Dodd and Kennedy. Damn them!

Jeffords: I've Got it! Since I'm basically a socialist already, I'll just join the Democrats so you can do whatever you want! And then I'll retire because I'm just like that.

Sanders: As leader of the proleteriat I will run for your seat, because all of the communists here will vote me in so I can do communist things like oppose warantless wiretapping, big military, and strongly support civil liberties, you know, things which authoritarian communist regimes always like.

Leahy: Excellent! Now all we have to do is kill Jim Douglas and then we can take over!

Jeffords: Yes, and then dumb-*** conservatives from New Jersey will be the only ones in the way from total world domination!

[Psychic Octopus]

Amusingly weak final consequence:

A privatised one.

How would this work?

Please elaborate Freethinker, as I see no way how a privatised military will not bring chaos, confusion, greed, and lack of patriotism.

Maybe to a libertarian. Patriotism matters to me, although not as much as the other three. Call me blind, but I love this country.

[AndrewTX]

I'M JUST OBSESSED WITH HIM ALRIGHT??!

[Хahar 🤔]

Amusingly weak final consequence:

A privatised one.

How would this work?

Please elaborate Freethinker, as I see no way how a privatised military will not bring chaos, confusion, greed, and lack of patriotism.

Maybe to a libertarian. Patriotism matters to me, although not as much as the other three. Call me blind, but I love this country.

Blindly?

[Silent Hunter]

It's called MS Paint.

Best in context.

[Хahar 🤔]

It's called MS Paint.

Best in context.

It's true, of course.

[Psychic Octopus]

Amusingly weak final consequence:

A privatised one.

How would this work?

Please elaborate Freethinker, as I see no way how a privatised military will not bring chaos, confusion, greed, and lack of patriotism.

Maybe to a libertarian. Patriotism matters to me, although not as much as the other three. Call me blind, but I love this country.

Blindly?

No, but I do love it.

[Sewer]

So according to him the Germans were actually the lesser evil in WWII.

I think he's arguing that the germans were less bastardy

This. Woodrow Wilson set us on the path of progressivism  which did more damage to America than Hitler ever did.

[Lunar]

I've been so hilarious lately (IMHO), it's so saddening to see second-tiers profiting off of my regular posts

[Ban my account ffs!]

I've been so hilarious lately (IMHO), it's so saddening to see second-tiers profiting off of my regular posts

You are one arrogant son of a bitch, you know that?  And I mean that in the kindest, friendliest way possible.

[Хahar 🤔]

I would possibly join it. I think that Partisianship has become a problem in the USA and we need people who can reach across the aisle and work with members of other parties to achieve whats right for the country instead of doing what fits partylines and what makes polls go up . One of the major reasons I like McCain.

McCain 2008!

Milk - liberal
Star Trek - lean gay

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Sam's post made me laugh, but contrasting that with Don's post right after it made me laugh even more:

Who are you and why should I (or anyone else on this forum) care?

Welcome to the forum... I think you'll fit in fine here.

Hope things get better!

[Ebowed]

Hi, my name is (your name) and I'm a volunteer leader (wtf?) with the Yes We Can 2.0 Campaign Effort (WTF?!) to re-elect President Obama's team of Democrats in New Jersey. This partnership is critical if New Jersey is to continue to rebound in this economy. As you know, the efforts we started last year were just the beginning of real change.

And for us to continue forward with that change, President Obama needs an ally in the statehouse and across this state.

We cannot send Barack Obama a Republican Governor. We must send him a partner, someone we can trust.

For President Obama. For Democratic values. For New Jersey.

Can President Obama depend on your support of Governor Jon Corzine and Democrats this November 3rd?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Why do you need to ask us?  You seem like the type of guy who has no problem getting some nuts...pairs at a time.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

We don't care about you or Troll International Airport.......go away.

[Psychic Octopus]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=608.60

This topic shows how many McCain hacks there were on the forum back in 2004.

[Governor PiT]

Ogis

I'm flattered.

Ogis go crawl back to that hole where you make out with Lenin.

Go away. Seriously. Nobody likes you. Nobody wants you hear. Nobody wants to read your posts. Nobody understands your posts. Nobody respects your opinion. Nobody respects your intelligence.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

My god, I'm still there.

[Хahar 🤔]

My god, I'm still there.

I did close that window last night. I promptly opened it again, but that's no matter.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

On Neal Patel:

The first-ever Atlasian to fail the Turing Test.

[Mechaman]

On weddings at Wal-Mart:

This sort of trash is what's really degrading to the institution of marriage, not to mention the individual ego.

[Sewer]

bestiality is rape.

Unless they are giving it

[Meeker]

How do you feel about a national bank?

This is only funny because of his screen name. He's still a tool.