Describe the likely political views of the previous hypothetical person

[Sol]

Because I'm a troll, I'm going to say Hadash for Jesus, though he might consider voting for Meretz once in a while.

My one earlier is a pretty consistent Democrat actually, though she doesn't identify as a Democrat and probably votes for Dems in downballot races.

Gender: Female
Age: 82
Ethnicity: White, generic Southern ancestry
Hometown: Culpeper, VA
Current Residence: McRae, GA
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Single
Religion: Christian, but not very observant. Critical of fundamentalism.
Employment: Retired. Formerly a bookkeeper at a large multinational company, jewelry artist
Income: Pre-retirement $50,000
Hobbies/Interests: Crafting, Gardening

[wimp]

I don't think Jesus was a farmer or was married.

Gender: Female
Age: 82
Ethnicity: White, generic Southern ancestry
Hometown: Culpeper, VA
Current Residence: McRae, GA
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Single
Religion: Christian, but not very observant. Critical of fundamentalism.
Employment: Retired. Formerly a bookkeeper at a large multinational company, jewelry artist
Income: Pre-retirement $50,000
Hobbies/Interests: Crafting, Gardening

Warren supporting Democrat.

Age: 25
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Austrian
Occupation: Private in the Bundeswehr, formerly an illustrator
Religion: Catholic
Hometown: Linz, Austria
Current location: Munich, Germany
Education: High school
Hobbies: Art, especially painting, German history

[Battista Minola 1616]

Because I'm a troll, I'm going to say Hadash for Jesus, though he might consider voting for Meretz once in a while.

Good trolling, but wrong person.

I don't think Jesus was a farmer or was married.

Correct observation.

The private in Munich is obviously Adolf Hitler, so nowadays would spout (((Pepe the Frog))) memes on German 4chan, spread tabloid stories of Muslim rapefugees on Facebook, and vote AfD or if he's into the rabbit hole enough NPD.

The guesses for my last character are still open. Someone else feel free to go next.

[wimp]

The guesses for my last character are still open. Someone else feel free to go next.

Noah?

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[Battista Minola 1616]

The guesses for my last character are still open. Someone else feel free to go next.

Noah?

/skip

Bingo!

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[Sol]

Because I'm a troll, I'm going to say Hadash for Jesus, though he might consider voting for Meretz once in a while.

Good trolling, but wrong person.

I don't think Jesus was a farmer or was married.

Correct observation.

The private in Munich is obviously Adolf Hitler, so nowadays would spout (((Pepe the Frog))) memes on German 4chan, spread tabloid stories of Muslim rapefugees on Facebook, and vote AfD or if he's into the rabbit hole enough NPD.

The guesses for my last character are still open. Someone else feel free to go next.

Mary Magdalene would beg to differ.

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[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

Because I'm a troll, I'm going to say Hadash for Jesus, though he might consider voting for Meretz once in a while.

Good trolling, but wrong person.

I don't think Jesus was a farmer or was married.

Correct observation.

The private in Munich is obviously Adolf Hitler, so nowadays would spout (((Pepe the Frog))) memes on German 4chan, spread tabloid stories of Muslim rapefugees on Facebook, and vote AfD or if he's into the rabbit hole enough NPD.

The guesses for my last character are still open. Someone else feel free to go next.

Mary Magdalene would beg to differ.

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(pls tell me if I did it wrong this is my first time)

Gender: Male
Age: 19
Ethnicity: White, Irish and Lebanese
Relationship Status: Single
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Hometown: Bennettsville, SC
Residence: Raleigh, NC
Occupation: Fmr Legislative aide
Income: Currently unemployed b/c Covid, supported by Parents
Education: Currently in College
Religion: Born Catholic, raised Methodist, getting more Catholic again
Hobbies/Interests: Elections & Campaigns, History, the Middle East/Arabic, Languages
Other Information: Grandfather served in the state legislature, family has lived in South Carolina since the 1700s. Has attended private and public schools. Has been involved in politics since high school.

[H. Ross Peron]

Because I'm a troll, I'm going to say Hadash for Jesus, though he might consider voting for Meretz once in a while.

Good trolling, but wrong person.

I don't think Jesus was a farmer or was married.

Correct observation.

The private in Munich is obviously Adolf Hitler, so nowadays would spout (((Pepe the Frog))) memes on German 4chan, spread tabloid stories of Muslim rapefugees on Facebook, and vote AfD or if he's into the rabbit hole enough NPD.

The guesses for my last character are still open. Someone else feel free to go next.

Mary Magdalene would beg to differ.

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(pls tell me if I did it wrong this is my first time)

Gender: Male
Age: 19
Ethnicity: White, Irish and Lebanese
Relationship Status: Single
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Hometown: Bennettsville, SC
Residence: Raleigh, NC
Occupation: Fmr Legislative aide
Income: Currently unemployed b/c Covid, supported by Parents
Education: Currently in College
Religion: Born Catholic, raised Methodist, getting more Catholic again
Hobbies/Interests: Elections & Campaigns, History, the Middle East/Arabic, Languages
Other Information: Grandfather served in the state legislature, family has lived in South Carolina since the 1700s. Has attended private and public schools. Has been involved in politics since high school.

Probably a moderate Democrat and his family is ancestrally Democratic.

Based on a cartoon character:

Gender: Male
Age: 29
Ethnicity: White (English, Scotch-Irish, German)
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Residence/Hometown: Erie, Pennsylvania
Religion: Atheist (but holds certain supernatural beliefs)
Relationship Status: Single
Profession: Retail Worker at KFC, Eating Competition Contestant, does some E-Commerce
Education: HS diploma, some community college courses
Income: 25,000 dollars/year
Interests: Aliens/UFOlogy, Conspiracy Theories, Graphic Novels, Fantasy/Sci-Fi Novels, Role-Playing/Video Games, Food, Comedy
Other: -Frequently participates in eating contests and makes YouTube videos of himself trying bizarre and/or large amounts of food which has a substantial following, especially given he is quite fit
-Mother is a journalist for a local newspaper and he still lives with her.
-Makes and sells his own variety of chocolate that uses odd ingredients such as tomatoes and soy sauce as a novelty item
-Extremely interested in aliens and frequently posts on message boards dedicated to them

[Samof94]

Because I'm a troll, I'm going to say Hadash for Jesus, though he might consider voting for Meretz once in a while.

Good trolling, but wrong person.

I don't think Jesus was a farmer or was married.

Correct observation.

The private in Munich is obviously Adolf Hitler, so nowadays would spout (((Pepe the Frog))) memes on German 4chan, spread tabloid stories of Muslim rapefugees on Facebook, and vote AfD or if he's into the rabbit hole enough NPD.

The guesses for my last character are still open. Someone else feel free to go next.

Mary Magdalene would beg to differ.

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(pls tell me if I did it wrong this is my first time)

Gender: Male
Age: 19
Ethnicity: White, Irish and Lebanese
Relationship Status: Single
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Hometown: Bennettsville, SC
Residence: Raleigh, NC
Occupation: Fmr Legislative aide
Income: Currently unemployed b/c Covid, supported by Parents
Education: Currently in College
Religion: Born Catholic, raised Methodist, getting more Catholic again
Hobbies/Interests: Elections & Campaigns, History, the Middle East/Arabic, Languages
Other Information: Grandfather served in the state legislature, family has lived in South Carolina since the 1700s. Has attended private and public schools. Has been involved in politics since high school.

Probably a moderate Democrat and his family is ancestrally Democratic.

Based on a cartoon character:

Gender: Male
Age: 29
Ethnicity: White (English, Scotch-Irish, German)
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Residence/Hometown: Erie, Pennsylvania
Religion: Atheist (but holds certain supernatural beliefs)
Relationship Status: Single
Profession: Retail Worker at KFC, Eating Competition Contestant, does some E-Commerce
Education: HS diploma, some community college courses
Income: 25,000 dollars/year
Interests: Aliens/UFOlogy, Conspiracy Theories, Graphic Novels, Fantasy/Sci-Fi Novels, Role-Playing/Video Games, Food, Comedy
Other: -Frequently participates in eating contests and makes YouTube videos of himself trying bizarre and/or large amounts of food which has a substantial following, especially given he is quite fit
-Mother is a journalist for a local newspaper and he still lives with her.
-Makes and sells his own variety of chocolate that uses odd ingredients such as tomatoes and soy sauce as a novelty item
-Extremely interested in aliens and frequently posts on message boards dedicated to them

Possibly voted for Kayne as thought it would be funny.
Based in a fictional character
Gender: Female
Age: in her 30’s
Ethnicity: Latina (Puerto Rican mother)
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Residence/Hometown: Pawnee Indiana
Religion: unaffiliated
Relationship Status: married
Profession: works at the Parks and Rec Department
Education: HS diploma, some college
Income: 50,000 dollars/year
Interests: neural milk hotel, weird stuff, gross subjects in general, gay men, moping
Other: says bizarre things, very impulsive, doesn’t get along with certain people easily, thinks she’s smarter than she is
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[wimp]

Possibly voted for Kayne as thought it would be funny.
Based in a fictional character
Gender: Female
Age: in her 30’s
Ethnicity: Latina (Puerto Rican mother)
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Residence/Hometown: Pawnee Indiana
Religion: unaffiliated
Relationship Status: married
Profession: works at the Parks and Rec Department
Education: HS diploma, some college
Income: 50,000 dollars/year
Interests: neural milk hotel, weird stuff, gross subjects in general, gay men, moping
Other: says bizarre things, very impulsive, doesn’t get along with certain people easily, thinks she’s smarter than she is

Sounds like a Bernie/Biden voter.

Gender: Male
Age: 47
Ethnicity: White
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Residence: Lake Oswego, Oregon
Hometown: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Religion: Independent Fundamentalist Baptist
Relationship Status: married, five children
Profession: Landlord and associate pastor at his church
Education: High school
Interests: hunting, ATVs, meat, card games

[Sol]

Sounds like a pretty firm Republican. Maybe voted for the Zodiac Killer in 2016, but has been hard on the Trump train since the nomination.

Gender: Woman
Age: 41
Ethnicity: White, Dutch Ancestry
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Religion: Raised Dutch Reform, currently nondenominational evangelic protestant. Deeply religious.
Relationship Status: Married
Profession: Math Teacher
Hometown: South Sioux City, NE
Residence: Newland, NC
Education: College Degree
Interests: Writing, Religion, Local History
Other notes: Prolific self-published author of Christian fiction. Has socially conservative views on most issues, but firmly opposes the death penalty. Voted for a candidate of the opposite party she usually supports in her first election because she thought he was cute; regrets that decision and uses that as an example of the importance of civics with her students.

Based on a teacher I had.

[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

Sounds like a pretty firm Republican. Maybe voted for the Zodiac Killer in 2016, but has been hard on the Trump train since the nomination.

Gender: Woman
Age: 41
Ethnicity: White, Dutch Ancestry
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Religion: Raised Dutch Reform, currently nondenominational evangelic protestant. Deeply religious.
Relationship Status: Married
Profession: Math Teacher
Hometown: South Sioux City, NE
Residence: Newland, NC
Education: College Degree
Interests: Writing, Religion, Local History
Other notes: Prolific self-published author of Christian fiction. Has socially conservative views on most issues, but firmly opposes the death penalty. Voted for a candidate of the opposite party she usually supports in her first election because she thought he was cute; regrets that decision and uses that as an example of the importance of civics with her students.

Based on a teacher I had.

I'd imagine she voted for either Gore of Clinton in her first election, and has voted for republicans ever since. Probably was deeply unsettled by Trump's very unchristian lifestyle and wrote in McCain or Romney or Bush or something in 2020. Voted McMullin in 2016


Gender: Male
Age: 29
Ethnicity: White, WASP
Sexual Orientation: Bi, but says he's straight
Religion: Nominally Episcopalian. Really non practicing
Relationship Status: Single
Profession: Lawyer
Hometown: Boston, MA
Residence: Houston, TX
Education: College Degree, JD
Interests: Drugs, Travelling, Coffee
Other notes: Only became a lawyer after his wealthy parents pressured him. Attended Harvard and was Vice-President of his frat. Moved to Texas to get away from Mom and Dad.

[Sol]

Sounds like a pretty firm Republican. Maybe voted for the Zodiac Killer in 2016, but has been hard on the Trump train since the nomination.

Gender: Woman
Age: 41
Ethnicity: White, Dutch Ancestry
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Religion: Raised Dutch Reform, currently nondenominational evangelic protestant. Deeply religious.
Relationship Status: Married
Profession: Math Teacher
Hometown: South Sioux City, NE
Residence: Newland, NC
Education: College Degree
Interests: Writing, Religion, Local History
Other notes: Prolific self-published author of Christian fiction. Has socially conservative views on most issues, but firmly opposes the death penalty. Voted for a candidate of the opposite party she usually supports in her first election because she thought he was cute; regrets that decision and uses that as an example of the importance of civics with her students.

Based on a teacher I had.

I'd imagine she voted for either Gore of Clinton in her first election, and has voted for republicans ever since. Probably was deeply unsettled by Trump's very unchristian lifestyle and wrote in McCain or Romney or Bush or something in 2020. Voted McMullin in 2016

Close enough, though I believe she voted for Trump twice. She was a die-hard Carson 2016 supporter, and actually read our class his memoirs (before he was a political figure).

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[Battista Minola 1616]

The former character is either a smug frat bro a**hole Republican or someone who outwardly presents like that but in reality is an emotionally troubled liberal Democrat, even on the left side of the party.

Next hypothetical person:
Gender - Female
Age - 29
Race (Ancestry) - White (English/German)
Sexual orientation - Heterosexual
Relationship status - Married (one son)
Hometown - Battle Creek, Michigan
Current location - Holland, Michigan
Religion - raised Lutheran, drifted towards Calvinism during engagement
Education - College degree in business management
Occupation - Same as her husband (see below)
Interests and hobbies - Local history, tulips, hiking, skirts and dresses, reading religious commentary
Other things of note -
She is mostly occupied with the administrative stuff in her job.
She often thinks that her husband is overly idealistic.
She dislikes the use of the expression 'working people/class' to refer to poorer strata of society, as she thinks the implication is that the rest don't do actual work.
Wife of this previous character of mine.

Next hypothetical person:
Gender - Male
Age - 27
Race (Ancestry) - White (Dutch)
Sexual orientation - Heterosexual
Relationship status - Married (one son)
Hometown/Current location - Holland, Michigan
Religion - Calvinist (CRCNA)
Education - High school graduate
Occupation - Has started a craft brewery with his wife and a friend
Interests and hobbies - Reading classics, studying geography, composing poems, tulips, hiking, fountain pens
Other things of note -
He doesn't own a TV nor a mobile phone nor a PC.
He is not particularly attached to his denomination and considers his religious faith a very private matter.
He usually strongly objects to categorizing things like fashion accessories, hairstyles and toys as 'for men' and 'for women'.
He considers himself a pacifist.

[Gracile]

Religious communitarian, probably voted for the ASP tickets in 2016 and 2020, though still votes Republican at the local level.

Gender: Male
Age: 33
Race: White
Ethnicity: German, Irish
Hometown: Lake Zurich, IL
Current Location: Lincoln Park, Chicago, IL
Religion: Agnostic (occasionally observes random Christian events)
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Girlfriend
Occupation: Marketing Executive
Education: Bachelor's degree
Interests: Hiking, Fitness, Electronic Music, Film, Food, Drinking

[H. Ross Peron]

Religious communitarian, probably voted for the ASP tickets in 2016 and 2020, though still votes Republican at the local level.

Gender: Male
Age: 33
Race: White
Ethnicity: German, Irish
Hometown: Lake Zurich, IL
Current Location: Lincoln Park, Chicago, IL
Religion: Agnostic (occasionally observes random Christian events)
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Girlfriend
Occupation: Marketing Executive
Education: Bachelor's degree
Interests: Hiking, Fitness, Electronic Music, Film, Food, Drinking

Almost certainly from a Republican family though not terribly political. Has been a Democrat since 2008 when he supported Obama's candidacy. Liked Bernie enough to vote for him in the 2016 primary though in 2020 he switched to Buttigieg. Supports Democrats at the national and even state levels (except for a Rauner vote in 2014), more mixed at the local level. Dislikes Trump though not really part of the #Resistance unlike his girlfriend.

Gender: Female
Age: 24
Race: White (German/Polish/Irish)
Residence: Tokyo, Japan/Princeton, New Jersey
Hometown: Huntington Township, Suffolk County, New York
Religion: Roman Catholic (attends mass fairly often)
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Relationship Status: Has a boyfriend (Japanese race car driver)
Education: BS in Computer Science, currently enrolled in graduate school
Occupation: Graduate Student in Electrical Engineering at Princeton, "Gravure" model in Japan (ie those photos/videos of herself in bikini etc.-think SI Swimsuit models), Coding work for Goldman Sachs
Income: 30,000 dollars/year
Interests: Manga/Anime, Cosplay, Literature, Film, Running, Coding, traditional Japanese culture, Fashion, Cooking, J/K-Pop, Traveling
Other: -Has become a minor celebrity in Japan (she is near fluent in Japanese) due to being a "white" gravure idol, appearing on magazine covers etc though she obviously is not known in her home country
-Strongly dislikes pornography and is offended when some unscrupulous agents try to offer her jobs in the adult entertainment industry
-Identifies the most with her Polish heritage
-Father was a NYPD officer, Mother was an elementary school teacher

[Battista Minola 1616]

- Young woman
- Japan
- Fairly observant Catholic
- A LOT of Japan

Yeah, got it. Insert "leftcath starter pack" meme here. However somewhat more pragmatic/centrist.


The next is a real person:
Gender - Male
Age - 68
Ethnicity - Italian
Hometown - Rome, Italy
Current location - Rome, Italy
Religion - Generic theist
Education - Attended college, never finished
Occupation - Journalist and politician
Sexual orientation - Heterosexual
Relationship status - Married
Other things of note -
He is half-Jewish and was raised in a Communist family.
Once started a single-issue party which had a very short and inconclusive life.
Notoriously often the subject of ridicule and satire, which he doesn't take too well.

[H. Ross Peron]

- Young woman
- Japan
- Fairly observant Catholic
- A LOT of Japan

Yeah, got it. Insert "leftcath starter pack" meme here. However somewhat more pragmatic/centrist.

Haha, I wasn't sure what views I had in mind but the biography was a mashup of gravure idol Gemma Louise and a girl I was slightly acquainted with online. The latter seems to have supported Bernie though I never talked politics in depth with her. Her being semi-observant was a detail I added.

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[Hope For A New Era]

A fictionalized/alternate-timeline version of a real person I know.

Gender: Male
Age: 26
Race: White
Hometown: Byhalia, MS
Current Location: Memphis, TN
Religion: technically Evangelical Protestant, but is not very serious about it
Education: Bachelor's degree in computer science
Occupation: "the IT guy" at a local company
Relationship status: Single and not interested
Other: Very into computer-y stuff of all types, is extremely anxious and a bit socially isolated as a result


EDIT: Sorry, didn't see Battista's!

[H. Ross Peron]

A fictionalized/alternate-timeline version of a real person I know.

Gender: Male
Age: 26
Race: White
Hometown: Byhalia, MS
Current Location: Memphis, TN
Religion: technically Evangelical Protestant, but is not very serious about it
Education: Bachelor's degree in computer science
Occupation: "the IT guy" at a local company
Relationship status: Single and not interested
Other: Very into computer-y stuff of all types, is extremely anxious and a bit socially isolated as a result

You didn't answer for Battista's so I'll provide one I guess.

I'm guessing Battista's is some kind of an irreverent left-libertarian who attacks most aspects of society including government, bureaucracy, the corporate sector, the Church etc. but sensitive to criticisms of himself and his single issue party was some kind of proto-Five Star Movement/Pirate Party type organization though less anti immigrant than 5SM.

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[Battista Minola 1616]

You didn't answer for Battista's so I'll provide one I guess.

I'm guessing Battista's is some kind of an irreverent left-libertarian who attacks most aspects of society including government, bureaucracy, the corporate sector, the Church etc. but sensitive to criticisms of himself and his single issue party was some kind of proto-Five Star Movement/Pirate Party type organization though less anti immigrant than 5SM.

SKIP

I'm sorry, but you couldn't have been more wrong. My guy, Giuliano Ferrara, had a PCI -> PSI -> (a)theocon shift, briefly ran an anti-abortion party in 2008 and is now an unlikely member of the Christian Right, so to speak.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giuliano_Ferrara

EastOfEden's character is probably an independent who straddles the libertarian-populist line and has sort of paleocon sympathies. Voted Johnson or Trump in 2016, flirted with Andrew Yang, and didn't bother to vote in 2020.

I'll let someone else restart.

[Hope For A New Era]

EastOfEden's character is probably an independent who straddles the libertarian-populist line and has sort of paleocon sympathies. Voted Johnson or Trump in 2016, flirted with Andrew Yang, and didn't bother to vote in 2020.

Wow, that was *exactly* what I had in mind. The character is actually a hypothetical future version of me if I had never left Mississippi and my interests and attributes at the time I lived there had never changed.


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[Sol]

A fictional character, who y'all might be able identify.

Gender: Male
Age: 44
Race: White, German ancestry
Residence: Victorville, CA
Hometown: Allentown, PA
Religion: Ostensibly a Christian; in practice an atheist with no sincere commitment to religion
Education: College degree
Occupation: Film reviewer, musician, con artist/entrepeneur
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Newly married
Other notes: Took his wife's name on marriage. Was tried for the murder of 19 young people who he killed in the perpetration of an elaborate scam. Has a deep seated resentment of the local DA, and launched a quixotic campaign against him which failed. Deeply interested in alternative medicine.

[wimp]

A fictional character, who y'all might be able identify.

Gender: Male
Age: 44
Race: White, German ancestry
Residence: Victorville, CA
Hometown: Allentown, PA
Religion: Ostensibly a Christian; in practice an atheist with no sincere commitment to religion
Education: College degree
Occupation: Film reviewer, musician, con artist/entrepeneur
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Newly married
Other notes: Took his wife's name on marriage. Was tried for the murder of 19 young people who he killed in the perpetration of an elaborate scam. Has a deep seated resentment of the local DA, and launched a quixotic campaign against him which failed. Deeply interested in alternative medicine.

Likely doesn't hold much ideological beliefs and votes for the candidate he thinks he can the most out of. Shows himself off as a liberal to fit in with people in his occupation.

Gender: Male
Age: 25
Race: White (Irish, English and German)
Orientation: Heterosexual
Religion: Congregationalist
Hometown: Kansas City
Current location: Los Angeles
Occupation: Webcomic artist and animator
Other notes: Volunteered as a civilian combat medic in the Middle East
Hobbies: Trains

[TransfemmeGoreVidal]

Liberal who became more radical after witnessing some of the carnage in the middle east. Supported Bernie in 2016 and 2020.

Gender: Male
Age: 23
Race/Ethnicity: White/English
Location/Hometown: Lincoln, Alabama
Religion: Raised Baptist, seldom attends Church but still believes in God and considers self spiritual.
Education: High School, would like to attend college eventually
Occupation: Assembly Line worker at Lincoln, Al Honda plant.
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: In long distance relationship with woman in New Orleans
Interests/Other notes: classic Glam Rock, emo music, Record collecting, anime, musical theater, motorcycling. Grew up in very stereotypical white southern family, had an emo phase in high school and was frequently accused of being gay. Has come to despise activities that he was forced to participate in growing up that he regards as being overly macho like going to high school football games and hunting. Probably the only stereotypically masculine interest he has is motorcycling. He rides his vintage Honda bike that he got with an employee discount down to New Orleans most weekends and longer when he can get time off for work to see his girlfriend who is queer and mostly into other women. Sometimes wishes he was a woman, says he feels like a "lesbian trapped in a mans body" but is fairly certain he isn't trans.