The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[King]

BTW, I'm not a conservative. I'm just someone who sees the world for what it is.

[King]

from henceforth Jeb Bush should now be known as The Other Bushie

I'm not a Hillary supporter in the least (unless the other Bushie (not me) is her opponent)

[King]

The Way of Jao

[King]

does a lot of fitness in Italy

[King]

i ain't reading all that sh**t

[King]

Reaction from ISIS:

Oh Crap

Reaction from JCL:

Tea Party in the hizzau

[King]

Guys, check this one out.

Subject: Rand Paul isn`t running - No April joke

http://blog.libertyconservatives.com/breaking-rand-paul-will-not-run-for-president/

But it was an April Fools joke! Ha ha!

[King]

The moderate gift that keeps moderately giving.

To be clear: I'm not saying that I actually agree that those 4 things are impeachment worthy. I don't. I was just listing them since Monarch seemed unsure of what charges were being levied against Obama.

[King]

jao

[King]

Yesterday in one of my college classes, I noticed that my professor was wearing a pair of Lucky Brand jeans (with a bow tie!), and ever since I can't get it out of my head.  So I decided I would vent by doing this poll.

[King]

I agree Hillary is not winning Virginia. Even with the governor of Virginia on the ticket she will not win Virginia. And in 2020 with a  President Hillary on the ballot its possible were looking at the following:

[King]

Rand could get a 3rd of the black vote in 2016, while having disagreements with the CRA

jao

[King]

 …hum, I came here looking to see if anybody had some morning after pills, only to find I’m late, the new babe has arrived. Above her hackles and now statius care for the middle working class, she’s off onto the road to tell us the gains, the improvements that will occur because of her presidency. I’m sure she’ll also be reminding us that these life improvements, your gains will be of their governance accomplishments, not really yours.

The best part of this post is that he edited it. Apparently, there are grammatical rules for t_host1 posts that he accidentally violated.

[King]

I read this wrong and it was top comedy.

So, the BS Bob is black.

It is an election year after all.

[King]

Maybe it is just me, but I find Fiorina singularly unimpressive as a Senate candidate. She basically said nothing of interest, and there was no raison d'être to her candidacy. She is one of those pelicans, like most of them, who is around to be somebody, rather than become a change agent to push public policy issues that need pushing, that are not being given enough attention, or are being mishandled. That is why most politicians flunk my little test when I ask them what issue they really care about, that they will focus on, and what will they do, that has not been done, to creatively move the ball on it. Most just give me a blank stare, and then filibuster with BS. Sad.

Agreed. she is the worst kind of pelican.

[King]

As for the suicide argument, even if you ignore the moral aspects (should people who want to kill themselves be obstructed by the government?)

[King]

Euthanasia is fine, but suicide prevention in general being a rights violation is pure lolibertarian.

[King]

wow such nuance
much intelligence
wow

[King]

Only 900,000?  The gay agenda calls for at least a 30% increase on that over the next five years.

Every straight fetus is to be aborted.

I did not no this?

[King]

t_host really rolling this morning

 

 Riot  noun ri·ot \ˈrī-ət\; On a scale of 1 -10, the energy displacement of a riot is a 10. Rioting generates overtime benefits for law enforcement. A good old-fashion riot is the Marxist attitude.

 btw, the battery life in those old apple watches are not a problem, when one runs down you just put another one on. Rush “the Hudson” Limbaugh


jao

[King]

Ah, so bobloblaw is a white supremacist. I can now ignore him in peace. Always good to see the truth come out.

[King]

If her campaign is anything like her corporate tenure, she will spend absurd amounts of money, lay off half her staff, end up polling worse than when she started, and then claim that she came out a winner in all of this because she was strong enough to make difficult choices, or something.

[King]

If Bush is the nominee, I hope a Nigel Farage candidate emerges for a third party run.

[King]

youre mentally ill.

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Nearly all features in Android phones are their own app so you can customize the layout.