The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[Pheurton Skeurto]

I have a very interesting plan........

1. Get rid of the Entire Tax Code....... for the Wealthy. Replace the Taxes on the Wealthy with a 10 percent Sales Tax. So Every time a Wealthy Guy shops, he will need to provide his personal income to the Cashier. I'll define Wealthy as having a Income of more then 200,000 dollars a year.

2. Now For People who have incomes below that amount, 2 Tax brackets will be set. One at 5 percent for 0 to 50,000 and 10 percent for 50,000 to 200,000. Now these people will not pay the Sales Tax...... The Wealthy will pay the Sales Tax. The Wealthy will not pay the Income Tax but the people having a income of below 200,000 dollars will. Deductions and Loopholes will be eliminated for the Wealthy. For People having below the 200,000 dollars threshold, There will be a family deduction.

I'm sorry...what?

[King]

I have a very interesting plan........

1. Get rid of the Entire Tax Code....... for the Wealthy. Replace the Taxes on the Wealthy with a 10 percent Sales Tax. So Every time a Wealthy Guy shops, he will need to provide his personal income to the Cashier. I'll define Wealthy as having a Income of more then 200,000 dollars a year.

2. Now For People who have incomes below that amount, 2 Tax brackets will be set. One at 5 percent for 0 to 50,000 and 10 percent for 50,000 to 200,000. Now these people will not pay the Sales Tax...... The Wealthy will pay the Sales Tax. The Wealthy will not pay the Income Tax but the people having a income of below 200,000 dollars will. Deductions and Loopholes will be eliminated for the Wealthy. For People having below the 200,000 dollars threshold, There will be a family deduction.

I'm sorry...what?

I found it So Absurd It's Funny.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

I have a very interesting plan........

1. Get rid of the Entire Tax Code....... for the Wealthy. Replace the Taxes on the Wealthy with a 10 percent Sales Tax. So Every time a Wealthy Guy shops, he will need to provide his personal income to the Cashier. I'll define Wealthy as having a Income of more then 200,000 dollars a year.

2. Now For People who have incomes below that amount, 2 Tax brackets will be set. One at 5 percent for 0 to 50,000 and 10 percent for 50,000 to 200,000. Now these people will not pay the Sales Tax...... The Wealthy will pay the Sales Tax. The Wealthy will not pay the Income Tax but the people having a income of below 200,000 dollars will. Deductions and Loopholes will be eliminated for the Wealthy. For People having below the 200,000 dollars threshold, There will be a family deduction.

I'm sorry...what?

I found it So Absurd It's Funny.

Yeah the post itself is what I was confused with. Probably one of the dumber things that's been posted in that thread.

[IceSpear]

The obsession continues:

Might be no launch, the way things are going! A replay of 2008 methinks....same bitching & backbiting that went on 2008; things are not going exactly as you Dems had hoped. Hillary is out of shape politically and metaphorically; no compelling message, except I'm a woman, I deserve it and oh yeah, I'm married to Bill. No real policy initiatives, except the old class warfare play book u Dems ran in 2012; ain't gonna work this time & then it gets better,  it's mid February already...Over 17 months and counting and the DNC can't even settle on a venue for the convention. Love to have that video clip of Joe Biden nearly wetting himself with mirth and the embarrassing giggling episode he indulged in the Vice presidential debate in 2012. Yeah this keeps getting better all the time, you gotta love it, the Coronation that was supposed to be smooth sailing is turning out to be anything but. Keep it up you Dems. Lol😂😁😁😃😅

STAY TUNED

His reaction to the DNC location finally getting selected was quite anticlimactic.

[Ebowed]

When I was young, I had a string of legitimate jobs.  I delivered newspapers, worked at bowling alleys, loaded trucks, taught computer programming camps for grade-school and high school students and taught people German.  But, almost twenty years ago, I began teaching philosophy classes at university, and it's been a big, enduring scam ever since.  Governor Walker told me so.

[Reginald]

[...] you know how arrogant and whiny Republicans on Facebook are. They think every Democrat should resign if they have a nosering or chewed bubble gum in school when they were 8 years old.

[Maxwell]

Kanye is the greatest artist of our generation.

Yes, sometimes truth is amusing.

[Joe Republic]

I am ready to settle down into a career and I think this Help Desk could be the ticket to do just that.

Let me also be clear that the Help Desk position is not the only game in town right now. I still have the application in at the window washing company

[Mr. Morden]

I can't imagine myself having a kid in my early 20s.  But if Rand Paul was President, the trade-off would be worth it.

[Antonio the Sixth]

The gift keeps on giving.

Yes, it's always a good thing to dehumanize your adversaries. That's definitely never led to any negative outcomes.

 The point during the cotton “points of order delivery” was, that, the mounting negative outcomes of the WH-Obama-Clinton-Jarret “Last Supper” military campaign IS the dehumanization of the - order of liberties – it’s safe passage with private property, the very thing that Islam and the Obama-Clinton-Jarret-Durbin doctrine must deny to maintain its order.
 The orange-gitmo prison uniforms I have to admit are a problem, seems like Arpaio pink would be a better fit. I mean, they’ve already mad at western culture, so, a little pink, pork and pot could help, think of it as a valentine treat – a new management “get to know” gesture.

[King]

what if thost1 is the ghost of Christopher Hitchens trapped in Dave's server forced to spend the rest of eternity posting incomprehensible yet witty observations as punishment for smiting god?

[politicus]

Context:

...he'd be parking their cars at GOP fundraising balls.

[King]

i also Dont get why Normally prolife people make Exeptions for Rape and incest i mean my Parents were first Cousins so it was techically Incest and my Father was 28 and My mother was 15 so it was Technicaly rape too and im Perfectly Okay

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

^Classic! How did you dig up a gem from 4 years ago when the guy had 7 posts? Kentucky+incest surely yields a ton of search results.

[Flake]

i also Dont get why Normally prolife people make Exeptions for Rape and incest i mean my Parents were first Cousins so it was techically Incest and my Father was 28 and My mother was 15 so it was Technicaly rape too and im Perfectly Okay

This is the best post on the atlas forum imo

[Panda Express]

pbrower sends me a pm out of the blue

[Flake]

pbrower sends me a pm out of the blue

Pbrower is going to be the next mod.

[Lief 🗽]

i also Dont get why Normally prolife people make Exeptions for Rape and incest i mean my Parents were first Cousins so it was techically Incest and my Father was 28 and My mother was 15 so it was Technicaly rape too and im Perfectly Okay

holy sh[inks]

pbrower sends me a pm out of the blue

rofl

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Wtf, what kind of sicko does that

Well, Scott was racist...

[Morning in Atlas]

I spent my Valentines morning watching The Birth Of A Nation on CSPAN 3. What a bizarre film.

You spent Valentine's Day with your ex?

[morgieb]

They wouldn't. They'd wait until the day before the expected due date and then have a late-term abortion. And they'd gleefully cackle at the bloody, shredded remains of the fully formed fetus and use them to conduct a Satanist sacrifice while officiating a gay wedding.

A tad obvious, but still good.

That thread has a lot of kick to it.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context:

English

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I plan to protest.

On the computer?

Hey Dad!  Could I borrow your Porsche to go protest capitalism?

😂

[solarstorm]

Context:

Miles in this scenario

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I could see Bushie running the Tulsa mob.

"Leave the gun. And the vegetables. I won't be eating those anyway"
"That's a nice...errr... alternative lifestyle you've got there. It'd be a real shame if Jesus were to find out about it."