Italian PD giving a run for their money to German speaking parties in terms of WTF electoral posters....
http://www.repubblica.it/politica/2014/04/04/foto/europee_i_manifesti_elettorali_del_pd-82729484/1/#1Slogan's translations are
"Broadband networks soon. Alex asks us this"
"My studies in Paris, my internship in Berlin, my life here. Chiara asks us this"
"Italy that wins beating austerity. Claudia asks us this"
"No bufale on my table, except DOP bufale. Gianna asks us this" (bufala means both the mozzarella and hoax)
"An solidarity Europe is also a solid Europe. Mario asks to us this"
A couple could works (third and 5th). I suppose we can target the mozzarella lobby though!