Your political views become centrist for your country.

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It will quickly lead to an intriguing paradox. The whole of society would shift leftward, becoming in favour of nuclear disarmament, a renewable energy plan, stimulus and basic income; but I, disturbed at becoming a moderate, would again shift leftwards to maintain my faux individuality, forcing society ever leftwards in a blood orgy that will bring about full commynism or something.

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Following the overthrow all of the tyrannical Windsor regime, the UK is quickly renamed after its revolutionary leader as the Unbelievable KrabKake regime, or "UK" for short. The fact that the initials remain the same is evidence of the fiscal prudency of the new regime, which forms around several factions all claiming control of the personality cult based party A Crablike Future. Although president CrabCake (elected via witenagemot) officially disdains personality cults, at the same time is easily flattered so allows it to carry on. All factions argue that their way is the true implementation of The CranCakian agenda, they never realise that the President merely gets confused and deviates around the political spectrum for no real reason.

Faction 1 - the Democratic And Peaceful Future - the most powerful grouping is a broadly socially democratic union, with a moderate stance on foreign policy mainly focused on multilateral disarmament. Has an mutualistic stance on economic affairs, but more tolerant to the so-called "authoritarian many state" than the rest

Faction 2 - Nothing - Dedicated to being very electorally unpopular, this faction advocates a geolibertarian philosophy and the eventual abolition of all border controls.

Faction 3 - Greenwards, an oddly utopian bunch of Ecologists and pacifists who are OKay with GM crops.

Faction 4 - British Socialism, a branch of patriotic leftists that are based around rural mutuals and fear of the internationalist outlook common to all parties. Strongly allied with regionalists and localists.