Comedy Goldmine XIII: Rand Paul's Last Dance with Mary Jane

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Al's welcome back message to Rob:

(oh, yeah. Nice to know that you're not dead or anything, obviously )

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

No. We just hate you.

ftw

What does ftw mean?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

No, jmfcst, 'self-serve' is dumb.  The New Jersey way is not only better economic policy and safer, it means that people like my frail mother (and you and I when we become old and feeble - yes it happens to us all, jmfcst, unless we're lucky enough to be hit by a bus) can get gas in every station rather than just a few in the nice part of town.

But your error is precisely typical of your misunderstanding of human life, society, economics, and, well, everything.  Plus you s***k of gas, you g*****r.

Just reading the post was amusing, but the comedy bit was the closure.   This was about pumping your own gas, by the way.

I've really enjoyed trying to decipher opbeo's swears ever since he's started self-censoring himself.

Don't tell me you're having more trouble than Inks? 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=119129.0

You're just laughing because it's not on your boards

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Hey, the E man actually liked me unlike all of you aholes.

And here comes Torie, with a lame and incoherent justification in three... two...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

2 Very different views about the same song.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4D1HSL7P98

Ha, I just came across it. I had heard it in strip clubs quite frequently and I was kind of wondering about it at times.

I remember it from earlier because of Beavis and Butthead. I think they actually liked it even though they normally hated music like this.

I have the CD.  Played this song during our wedding reception.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

patrick's unique form of excercise.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I just ran across this looking for something else:

Thanks again - I like cats
Dave

Now I am totally bonded to Dave. I love cats too. I will let him have his way with me anytime.

You mean he doesn't have to buy you dinner, first? 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

What's so bad about Joe Republic anyway?

According to Libertas, I'm an overweight, unemployed, homosexual liar.

Well you're not overweight, that's just silly.

Ok, so what about unemployed, homosexual and liar part?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

get this sh**t out of the goldmine, thx

They need to get a room.