Your hair dresser

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I used to get my hair cut every 4-5 weeks, now I do it every 3.

The significant other is getting a little cold lately, is she he?

Ftfy, brother angus.

[LeBron]

I'm not as fancy with it as some here are, but about every 2-3 months or so (when my hair in front goes past the eyebrows, the sides get a tad annoying, and the back before it goes from Justin Bieber to "Texas style") I usually go to Best Cuts which is cheap and generic, though there's a stylist there, Ron, who's also gay, and he does surprisingly well for a haircut that only costs $14.50 (plus a tip).