Illegal Immigration Fix.

[ilikeverin]

"Every person/company who EMPLOYS an undocumented worker
   
--Goes Directly To Jail. It's a FELONY charge, nonwaiverable, no plea bargains. Minimum one year term, no time off for good behavior, NO PAROLE. If the employer has many employees, the time goes up, to a max of ten years. Does not pass go, or collect two hundred dollars.

--The employers are fined $500,000 PER EMPLOYEE. This fine is not waived, ever. You can't pay it? They'll garnish a percentage of your pay for the REST OF YOUR LIFE, if need be. These funds go into a pot to assist returning workers without funds with airfare to get home. Any balance goes to pay down the debt."

Must... resist... libertarian... thoughts... *cries*

- illegals caught working receive 3 months in jail, which allows the INS time to process their deportation paperwork (as well as for his/her family).

What about illegals who have moved in, settled down, and started a family?

[ilikeverin]

Must... resist... libertarian... thoughts... *cries*

Excellent... soon, very soon you shall be sacrificing orphans(preferably black, hispanic, or some other oppressed minority) to our Dark God(Ron Paul) and devouring their entrails as you laugh at the misery of the poor. Yes... soon... you won't be able to resist forever...

I thought your Dark God(dess) was Ayn Rand   Are they some sort of Darkness Duopoly?  Even better would be if you made it three people, so there could be a Darkness Triumvirate/Triad/Troika

[ilikeverin]

- illegals caught working receive 3 months in jail, which allows the INS time to process their deportation paperwork (as well as for his/her family).

What about illegals who have moved in, settled down, and started a family?

Key word: ILLEGALS.  They broke the law, remember?  Would you give special treatment to a rapist if he had a nice family and a good job?  The law is the law for everyone.

They settled down and started a family.  As in, they have children and perhaps a wife who were born here.  Which means you would be deporting citizens of the United States.

[ilikeverin]

"Illegals" are people, not property.

"Illegals" are criminals, not people.

So what are criminals, then?  Inanimate objects?  Animals?  Plants?  Does that mean I'm not human?  I've downloaded songs illegally.  And jaywalked.  I suppose that takes away my humanity.  Heck, you've probably committed a crime or two, too.