Illegal Immigration Fix.

[ag]

Great idea!

If faithfully implemented it will guarantee that most of those present will move to Mexico as illegal migrants: since no US company would dare to hire anyone in the US, they will be forced to move production abroad. There will simply be no way to get job in the US - you'd either move out of the US or stay unemployed.  Well, perhaps you could find a job as prison wardens and/or prosecuting attorneys for the government.  Wouldn't that be great?

In serious, if you want to make sure that US is desperately screwed, do it.

Now, if you add the word "knowingly" before employs, you'd avoid the harm, but make sure that the only people ever convicted would be hosewives who hired wrong nannies - nobody capable of hiring a halfway decent lawyer would ever get booked.