Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

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I wonder if Bushie went outside today.

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He unfriended me?!?! After I wished him a Happy New Year?! well f[inks] him too

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It looks like he de-friended the hard-working executive producer of Update, Mr. Eraserhead, as well. What a disrespectful and disgusting act. Truly spitting in the face of a man who has done so much work to make the Update saga what it is today. Shameful.

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Yup, the job is clearly RIP at this point.

I wonder if Bushie de-friended his sister-in-law as well?

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Bushie your boss deciding he doesn't want to pay you for a day is not a nice gesture.

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i bet that earlier this week bushie was whining to his boss about the prospects of wintry weather today.  his boss just told him to stay home...one less person to pay.

by the way, temps were near 40 in the okc today.  doubtful that the roads were like skating rinks.

I can hear the awesome clueless convo now.

Boss: "You know what, Jeff, if you hate being here so much why don't you just not come in at all!"
Jeff: "Wow! Thanks Boss! You are the best!"

I think I've posted this before (and when he was at a different job!), but Bushie's interactions with his bosses always remind me of this joke.

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It's been a fun three days of doing little to nothing

Other than carrying out a BLOODY PURGE of course.

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Yes, usually I am bitter when people STAB ME IN THE BACK.

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I hope ODF did not die of a heart attack during the 4th quarter of the Cowboys-Lions game. Even my cardiovascular system was struggling to contain itself at the end.

Thankfully for me, I was in church during the second half.

The Update writers sure do love their irony.

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Every professional environment expects perfection, Bushie. You're not going to find a dream job where nobody cares.

Well, actually you did, but you quit it because negro coworkers were smoking reefer.

God that job was amazing. Probably the worst mistake Bushie has ever made imo.

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Well, good to know that Bushie takes criticism as maturely in real life as he does on the internet.

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Bushie must be raking in the dough with all those full 24-hour work weeks.

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Well now that he's been fired, I expect to be un-purged in a week once he admits as much to his facebook friends.

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Wait guys do moving companies really make $1000 per move? Because if so I want to start a moving company.

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Has anyone asked Our Dear Friend what his actual long term life goals are? I'm not just talking employment either.

die and go to heaven, duh

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4.  I just am uncomfortable taking life-altering advice from internet strangers.  Most of the advice is sound, and I do take it at times (i.e. the turkey wrap), but it's just the internet stranger thing.

Then what is the point of these past XIX seasons of Update?  So that we can tell you how amazing you are?

So that we can give him advice on what lunch to pack for work! Turns out Update was a Buzzfeed Food listicle the entire time!