UPDATE-OPOLY

[Oakvale]

Joe, I believe I will pay $50 of my parents' money in order to wake up before 2100 hours.

[Oakvale]

Jesus, BushOAK is getting killed. I'm clearly the most realistic player.

[Oakvale]

This seems like a good investment. I know I am not perfect, but I am not a horrible investor like you all seem to think, either. I will pay $100 of my parent's money for this deal of a lifetime. Buy this property.

[Oakvale]

I will buy my old workplace at ONG, please, Joe.

[Oakvale]

I have a good feeling about Call Center #2. I know you all think I will fail, but you have NO RIGHT to assume that. I will buy it.

[Oakvale]

I will indeed get that sweet Indian healthcare please Joe.

[Oakvale]

I know times have been difficult since I was let go, but my parents are willing to help me out in order to focus on Christmas. It's not a hand out, it's a hand up. I will pay $400 of their money to buy Christmas.

[Oakvale]

Joe, there's nothing wrong with eating Golden Corrral a few times a week. I'm drinking five glasses of water a day and am down 0.3 pounds. I know more needs to be done but that is a big improvement. And I am NOT worried about going into debt. That's not going to happen. I will buy Golden Corral.

[Oakvale]

Red Team passes GO collecting $200 of their parents' money, and advances to invest $200 of their parents' money in a bold new financial opportunity at Scam.

Red Team clearly wins the "most realistic player" award here.

[Oakvale]

Joe, after careful prayer I have decided not to buy Grandma's House. I still plan to do so within a few years, just not right now. Why buy it when she is willing to let me live there rent-free?

[Oakvale]

Jesus, RIP me. Why didn't I just blatantly lie about my weight?

[Oakvale]

Joe, Jerry and I have taken advantage of a once in a lifetime investment opportunity.

I am trading Jerry Men's Only Church Dinner and $370 that my parents have generously provided in exhange for Hobo Orgy Garage and Call Center #1.

[Oakvale]

Joe, after deep prayer and talking to my church group, me and my dear friend Bacon King have agreed on a new exciting business venture. I will be giving him the keys to my Hobo Orgy Garage and $400 of my parents' money in exchange for a new job at Call Center #3.

[Oakvale]

So spend wisely!

You have no right to tell me that, or think you know better than me. The only person who can know my heart is God, and He has bathed me in His light. You can mock me all you like - He knows that I am a good person and I will spend wisely, but what's wrong with treating myself sometimes?

[Oakvale]

Joe, I wish to put a credit card on each Call Center. I have a good feeling about this job, and I'm confident this investment will pay off.

[Oakvale]

Everything is getting a little better for BushOAK, Joe. I am going to celebrate by taking out three new credit cards, one on each Call Center. I know what you're going to say - that I should pace myself. But you need to trust me, I know what I'm doing. This isn't the wrong way, just a different way.

[Oakvale]

Oh hang on, I thought we had to wait until we had one credit card on each property before placing more etc. If I'd known otherwise I would have just done that in one fell swoop.

[Oakvale]

Joe, I know this is risky, but I believe God is on my side. After being bathed in His light, I have decided to buy take out 2 more credit cards on each red property. If I should walk through the Valley of Bore and fear no evil, I believe this will pay off. I am willing to take the risk of being bankrupted.

[Oakvale]

I am filled with the spirit! Loans on all my red properties, please Joe.

[Oakvale]

Hallelujah hallelujah! Joe, I would like to un-mortgage my green properties and if possible also take out some new credit cards on each of them. I know it is a risk, but I believe He wants me to succeed on this.

[Oakvale]

Hallelujah hallelujah! Joe, I would like to un-mortgage my green properties and if possible also take out some new credit cards on each of them. I know it is a risk, but I believe He wants me to succeed on this.

Is that a metric 'some', or standard measurement?

Oh sorry, I forgot the build rule again (i.e. thought I could only buy one at a time). I'll take out two exciting new credit cards on each green property.

[Oakvale]

Joe, me and my dear friends Dallasfan/MattVT have also finalised an exciting business venture where I will receive $700 of his parents' money in exchange for allowing them to focus on Christmas.

I will also like to un-mortgage July 4th.

[Oakvale]

2 more credit cards on each green property please Joe.

[Oakvale]

Joyful news! It appears I will soon be raptured and seated at His right hand for eternity!

[Oakvale]

I'm feeling optimistic Joe. A loan on each green property please.