Michelle Obama: Assad lover?

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There Obama goes again. He listens to his wife when it comes to foreign matters instead of his advisers and cabinet members. Maybe he changed his mind because he's talked to Bill Ayers lately?

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I'll just note it's rule number one of any political spouse, male or female, don't publically oppose your significant other's policies.

It certainly doesn't help anyone look like a united family. The Clintons have been separate enough to not be tied into each other's views. I believe it's helped with Obama being president instead of her as for the general election because it allows Hillary to have more time since her husband was in office. Obama was able to make the argument in debates "well sometimes I can't tell who I'm running against."

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The first dog has been quoted as saying he will support whomever scratches behind his ear.

Haha! This is true for politicians too.

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Assad's been banging Michelle? It all makes sense now.

Well she might want him to bang her, it seems, but Assad's wife is far hotter than M.O.

That depends on your tastes. 

Michelle might have had a better understanding of the situation than Barack.

It wouldn't surprise me if his wife knew more than him.