If only Atlas existed... v.02.

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With the old thread having ended with a high note, as well as the new year, there's a need for new one.

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Lief (1858) LOL true leftists with their abolitionist fetish

Lief (1956) LOL true leftists with their "civil (lol) rights" obsession

Lief (1971) LOL true leftists defending that traitorous scumbag Ellsberg

King (2014) In case you didn't notice, Lief has been trolling you all for over two hundred years now

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31 October 1517

Oakvale is nailing a copy of Snowstalker's Apology to the door of All Saints' Church in Wittenberg

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Hahahahahahahaha

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ca. 1605:

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A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition.
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Come, come, you froward and unable worms!
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1969: The "Zodiac Killer" mystery is solved within minutes when the detectives stumble across the Atlas Forum. The Obamanation is promptly tried and convicted.

I'm sorry, but the "Zodiac Killer" appeared as someone actually intelligent.

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Easily the most pitiful attempt at comedy since Rochambeau.

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Easily the most pitiful attempt at comedy since Rochambeau.

This user is currently ignored.

Whatever you say.

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BRTD's sig, 1776:


Famous True Leftists:

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1868:

BRTD: Seriously think about it. What has True Leftism in the Congress brought us? True Leftism has brought us the genocidal occupation of the South.

(Topic: Opinion of Thaddeus Stevens)

BRTD: HP. A True Leftist (D)

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1850: BRTD is moving to the South, so he can buy some slaves and force them to become his own emoviolence band

BRTD: Now I can do moshing to my very own band!

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And Thaddeus Stevens wasn't a True Leftist. He belonged to the more progressive (at the time) party. He was more like a 19th century Alan Grayson (without the domestic abuse allegations) so I would've loved him. You seem to be implying 19th century BRTD would be a Moderate Hero, rather than a staunch progressive who is also opposed to True Leftism in addition to the right wing.

Taking everything seriously is yet another of your flaws, my friend.

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Revolutionary era:


Marat: I demand at least one hundred thousands heads!
Mechaman: Marat, nobody cares.


Saint-Just: Inks Capet should be judged not as a moderator or even a poster, but as a traitor, an enemy who deserves death. As for me I see no middle ground: this user must moderate or die! He oppressed a free forum; he declared himself its enemy; he abused the ToS: he must die to assure the repose of the posters, since it was in his mind to crush the posters to assure his own.
Lief: !!!1
Inks: Huh What the hell did I ever do to you?


Eraserhead: Dave Leip, the people have spoken. We want our most prolific (and probably most iconic) poster as a member of the Committee of Public Safety.
Joe Republic: Reported to the Revolutionary Tribunal. 

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Charlotte_C: I'm female, 24, from Normandy.
Marat: LEL!
Charlotte_C: What?
Marat: We don't need any girls on here

2 days later

Antonio V: Guys, where's Marat?

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BRTD would make a fantastic Robespierre (who was a huge FF, btw).

Well, I'm a bit surprised to see you advocating BRTD's head to be cut off, but I'm glad you are finally on the right side

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1970: Justices discovered the Atlas Forum.


Board: Constitution and Law
Thread: Mock U.S. Supreme Court

Warren_Burger: OK, guys, I created a poll.
Harry_Blackmun: This is a very complex matter. I'm not prepeared to vote just yet.
Warren_Burger: Damn, Harry, if you won't vote now, you'll get penalty points next round.
William_J.­_Brennan: Dude, you can change your vote later.
John_Harlan_Marshall_II: Guys, it won't work. Hugo is still trying to figure out this whole internet thing.
hugo_black: how do i use capital letters here?
Potter_Stewart: Dunno, lol, I'm doing it automatically.
William_O._Douglas: Where the hell is Thurgood?' He hasn't been online in two days.
Warren_Burger: He had rescued himself on the ground his wi-fi is down, again
hugo_black: I'VE GOT CAPITAL LETTERS NOW!
Warren_Burger: Christ...
Byron_White: Screw this, I'm going to read football thread.
William_O._Douglas: You so full of s**t, Whizzier.
Byron_White: Reporter for personal attack/profanity.
William_O._Douglas: Stop violating my First Amendment Rights
Potter Stewart: Why can't we just get along?
hugo_black: lol swing voting hero.
True_Federalist: Guys, don't you have a real court or something like that?

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Lincoln already has cost the GOP 1860

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Whigs, LAST RODEO before reapportionment

No one can do it like Pierce can. As he roles out RED CARPET, PUMMEL the WHIG state by state, as Pierc wins BELLWEATHER: VA & NH  & PA;  reaffirming Democratic Yellowhammer (state bird of AL)  Cottonbelt, Agricultural Corridor.

ENDORSE : Joel Matteson & Koerner for GOV,  Thomson for NJ Senate, STeve Douglas, Walker& Kate Biggs for SENATE

Philosophy

RIP Zachary Taylor as we go to astral stagecoach & meet our Redeemer and say goodbye to physical selves

BEN Arnold didnt do it, as forensic evidence points to Henry Knox did the crime of his fmr country.

Love Jane McDougal; 1st Lady of California♡

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Would you rather have Grover Cleveland impregnating your daughter or James G. Blaine defrauding your money?

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"Opinion of Chester A. Arthur's sideburns?"

"My op-ed for Politico: Why Joseph R. Hawley is the GOP only chance?"

"Butler's not running out of (paper) money"

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"Horace Greeley: Grant's Inevitable Running-Mate?"

Lmao

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Opinion of Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment"

Windjammer: Freedom novel.
BRTD: Absolute f[inks]ing garbage. It's nothing but idiotic philosophical messages, stupid and immature shock value plot and OMG AXING OLD WOMEN REFERENCE SO FUNNY. Easily one of the worst books of all time.
HockeyDude: Ran out of ideas as the plot went on, but at its peak some of the best novels I've read. FN, easily.
kaatak: I guess something like 90% of the Russian literature is crap. HN.
BRTD: I want my novels to be all liberal, all the time.
YaBoyNY: Not that great. Still better than anything that Tolstoy extrudes out of his anus.
BRTD: And now I have to read all 900 pages of Theodore Dreiser's novel just to get that garbage out of my system.
Antonio: Wrong literary period.

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1948

OC: No one can do it like TRUMAN can. As he roles out RED CARPET, PUMMEL the Plains state by state.
Landslide Lyndon: Lol, just give up. Dewey is inevitable.
OC: Dewey can lose by a little or a lot, I am just gonna say that  Truman exceeds expectations and the he wins convincingly,  with 49%, like Wilson
OC: Madam Margaret is better, as Margaret will be doing more for her dad on the domestic side, as Truman loves to work with Taiwan, S Korea and West Germany and Israel to tie our economy together.
OC: B Hauptmann didnt do it, as forensic evidence points to someone else did the crime of lindbergh baby.
Mr. Morden: Can you elaborate?
OC: I was attacking newsWeek not Atlas
OC: Stassen was all along the most electable
OC: As of today, Truman would narrowly, but there is plenty of time for him to do alot better than that. But, Dewey may get to 45%.
OC: Truman is protected by the 268 freiwall

Election day:

Antonio: Holy f**k

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Oh yeah, I'd be the first to give up on Truman in 1948 and be shocked when he pulls it off.

Hell, everybody gave up on Truman except maybe Clark Clifford.