Правда

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Comrade Widdershins Runs For President

The General Secretary of the Cultural Marxist Party of Atlasia, Al Widdershins, is running a fierce and popular campaign for President of Atlasia on a programme of Immediate and Total Revolution. Comrade Widdershins will surely poll a majority of the votes of the Workers and Peasants of Atlasia, but will be denied victory due to fraud implemented by a Reactionary Capitalist conspiracy. Victory will, instead and wrongly, go either to the incumbent President Lief - a lapdog of the Bourgeois and a false "progressive" who exists to fool the Working Class into voting against thier Cultural Marxist interests, Senator Franzl - the candidate of the most childish of liberal bourgeois folly, or Senator Masterjedi - a dangerous fascist and archreactionary tool of the exploiting classes who must be opposed at all costs. Правда endorses Comrade Widdershins.

[Sewer]

Много удачи, товарищ.

[minionofmidas]

Any new articles?

[Alexander Hamilton]

Troll. Fraud.

[GMantis]

Troll. Fraud.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor

[Alexander Hamilton]

Troll. Fraud.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor

Oh, but you are trolls and frauds

[Gustaf]

If my endorsement was not determined by my class, you woud have it.

[minionofmidas]

If my endorsement was not determined by my class, you woud have it.

You can be the intelligentsiya.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Victory will, instead and wrongly, go either to the incumbent President Lief - a lapdog of the Bourgeois and a false "progressive" who exists to fool the Working Class into voting against thier Cultural Marxist interests, Senator Franzl - the candidate of the most childish of liberal bourgeois folly, or Senator Masterjedi - a dangerous fascist and archreactionary tool of the exploiting classes who must be opposed at all costs. Правда endorses Comrade Widdershins.

Oh hell...

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Fascist Lapdogs In Turmoil

All Workers and Peasants of Atlasia will doubtless rejoice at the news that the Reactionary and Fascist organisation known until now as the RPP (Reich Panzer Party) is in the middle of a serious and hopefully fatal crisis. It's nominated Presidential Candidate, veteran lapdog of capitalistic imperalism Masterjedi, has suddenly left public life and there seems to be a total lack of leadership within this organisation of dangerous fascists - an unusual development for a party long dominated by a corrupt oligarchy. In a pathetic and certainly futile attempt to lie to the People of Atlasia by trying to cover up their crises, the RPP has apparently decided to rename itself with some new and totally fradulent title of bourgeois imperalistic frippery. Meanwhile the Party's oligarchic clique has found a replacement for the vanished Masterjedi - PiT, a dogma-spouting capitalistic hack. Правда looks foward to the final death spasms of this disgusting fascist reactionary so-called "party" of whoremongers.

[minionofmidas]

Comrades!

When casting your vote in the upcoming presidential elections, remember that both JCP and DA hinder the people’s alliance in anti-monopoly anti-imperialist direction.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I'm waiting for an Article on Andrew's Anarcho-reactionary vision of school.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

FASCIST OUSTED!

Dangerous fascist governer of the Southeast Daniel Adams Ugarte has been sensationally ousted from power in a spontaneous and popular democratic revolution in the Southeastern region. Правда hopes that he will be tried for his crimes and punished accordingly. Sadly there are rumours that the leader of this astonishing revolutionary feat, Xahar, will be denied office by legal trickery and that the angel dusted hordes of counter revolutionary fascism will cheat their way back into power.

In other news, MASSIVE FRAUD, as predicted by Правда, has been apparent in the Presidential Election. Corpses by the truckload have been seen heading to the polls to vote for the parties of bourgeois imperalism and coca-cola capitalistic exploitation.

[Antonio the Sixth]

FASCIST OUSTED!

Dangerous fascist governer of the Southeast Daniel Adams Ugarte has been sensationally ousted from power in a spontaneous and popular democratic revolution in the Southeastern region. Правда hopes that he will be tried for his crimes and punished accordingly. Sadly there are rumours that the leader of this astonishing revolutionary feat, Xahar, will be denied office by legal trickery and that the angel dusted hordes of counter revolutionary fascism will cheat their way back into power.

In other news, MASSIVE FRAUD, as predicted by Правда, has been apparent in the Presidential Election. Corpses by the truckload have been seen heading to the polls to vote for the parties of bourgeois imperalism and coca-cola capitalistic exploitation.

You live in a really sad world...

[minionofmidas]

In other news, MASSIVE FRAUD, as predicted by Правда, has been apparent in the Presidential Election. Corpses by the truckload have been seen heading to the polls to vote for the parties of bourgeois imperalism and coca-cola capitalistic exploitation.

Heading? You mean they actually went there? Must have been a spooky sight.

[Psychic Octopus]

IU'm still waiting on an article about my McDonaldization of the government due to my appointmet as SoIA.