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Re: Jeb not voting

You mean, he didn't accidentally drop his absentee ballot in a bowl of guacamole?

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As people on this very site have pointed out, neo-Nazis vs SJWs is the future. The moderate majority just isn't passionate enough about politics to get engaged in it.

lol ok

Just look at Youtube comments. Most young people who are politically engaged are on either extreme, hardly any moderates.

Okay, so am I an SJW or a neo-Nazi?

No, but outside of actual political forums it seems that most are. IMDB, Youtube, ect. are filled with extremists.

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Are you going to quote 2004 posts anytime soon?

If you really want!

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His reasoning is bizarre too. Who cares if the VP nominee is Catholic?

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...a local police force that kills and a legal system that systematically targets communities of color.

BLM does the same to police as well. Let's not kid ourselves here.

Those protesters are coming for the rest of the state. They're agitators. BLM should be ashamed for the lack of control.

You're an idiot. Not to get back into the topic of your utter lack of understanding when it comes to race, but likening a loosly organized group of protesters (not agitators who come to the state to stir up trouble, but protesters who see something they feel needs to be protested) to the police to whom we intrust our lives is just about the dumbest comparison you can make.

Um..I understand race pretty well. I think most people are tired of the entire event and system.

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Johnson would have stolen the show for any meltdown talk had he been included in the debate.

Doubt it. He was in a bunch of primary debates, most of which included Austin Petersen and John McAfee, who are both pretty good debaters.

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God bless the freiwal! Such a beautiful freiwal, folks, like none you've ever seen. And it's going to grow BIGGER in the next few cycles, BELIEVE me.

So what are you saying ..... that the Firewall just got two feet higher ?

BUILD THAT WALL... BUILD THAT WALL!

We're gonna build a 322 EV freiwal.  AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE REINCE PRIEBUS PAY FOR IT!!

The wall just got 5 EVs bigger!

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It's not a "joke" if it's coated in hate.  Which is the only thing that POS knows.

I think most liberals' "jokes" directed toward, well, the people who don't vote for them, are coated in hate.

It's funny because they can't be oppressed! I get it!

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Using actual science (ie fact) makes it pretty clear.

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I was actually just going to put in BRTD's post because this was a fantastically masterful troll for him, but I'll give Morden the cred.

There's a certain irony in this. Better Red Than Dead is a play on Better Dead Than Red which was an anti-communist tag line from the Cold War. By reversing it one would presume that BRTD was intended to sympathize with communists, particularly Soviet communism. Putin is very much from the old Soviet era thinking, so he would very much fit as a "Red" to a Cold Warrior. Thus the initials BRTD should signal sympathy for Putin and his country.

It's what TVTropes calls an Artifact Title. Today if I made the account it'd be ALATT (All Liberal All The Time)

I thought you were going to suggest swapping the letters around to BDTR (Better dead than Russian). 

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Just when you think he's peaked, he comes up with something even more hilarious!!

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand as well, will be reelected, but if a GOP star like Susan Lucci enters the election, it's Lean/Likely D.