The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Thread: Defining Life Stages

Background: 0-39
Career: 40-61
Secretary of Agriculture: 62-64
He no play-a da game, he no make-a da rules: 65
Secretary of Agriculture: 66
Dirty joke: 67
Aftermath: 68-72
Retirement and death: 73-98

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

So, many users think that Trump is the second coming of Ronald Reagan, well he is the second coming of Ronald Reagan he let Big oil pollute our land after Nixon established the EPA, he isn't Reagan in a sense of Electoral strategy, he has been impeached twice and failed to win the popular vote and is the worst Prez ever

Conservatives need to get over Trump like Christie and Hogan said just like Ehlrich said hey over Bush W

He is just that will be the 45th Prez not 47th Prez Harris will be

[Conservatopia]

So, many users think that Trump is the second coming of Ronald Reagan, well he is the second coming of Ronald Reagan he let Big oil pollute our land after Nixon established the EPA, he isn't Reagan in a sense of Electoral strategy, he has been impeached twice and failed to win the popular vote and is the worst Prez ever

Conservatives need to get over Trump like Christie and Hogan said just like Ehlrich said hey over Bush W

He is just that will be the 45th Prez not 47th Prez Harris will be

PM those users individually and tell them where they're wrong.  Set them straight.  We shouldn't have to put up their nonsense.  The election is 500 days away.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

You know we haven't had duplicate EC maps two cycles in a row it's possible Fried, Grayson and Ryan can win

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

[OSR stands with Israel]

I mean someone can be really smart and you can still not want to be governed by them

[John Dule]

This must be intentional. I refuse to believe that any living human could be this lacking in self-awareness.

[THG]

I mean someone can be really smart and you can still not want to be governed by them

I would gladly get governed by DeSantis, because we agree on 99% of things.

I would not want to get governed by a liberal or a progressive regardless of their educational status, because we don’t agree on anything.

[THG]

This must be intentional. I refuse to believe that any living human could be this lacking in self-awareness.

To put this into layman’s terms:

DeSantis and Buckley = Based

Faculty of Harvard = Mostly Cringe

This isn’t hard to understand. I agree with DeSantis and Buckley on 99% of things. I agree with liberal marxist Harvard faculty on approximately 0% of them. Why is this difficult for so many to comprehend?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

liberal marxist Harvard faculty

Marxists aren't liberal you dumbsh**t.

[WMS]

As I stated, the US is gonna be the worst among advanced economies.

Russia isn’t an advanced economy, by our resident Russian troll.

[Donerail]

Important points made here, CC high quality post thread

None of this is related to anything I said.

Uh, do you seriously not understand how Hegel's dialectic between the lordship and the bondsman both completes the system of German Idealism and functions as an inherently conservative argument for both mutual societal recognition between unequal parties and the inexorable progress of history? One would almost think you're still reading Fichte!

Some readings for you to familiarize yourself with:

The Phenomenology of Spirit
Elements of the Philosophy of Right
John Hart Ely: Democracy and Distrust
Frederick Schauer: Formalism
Nietzsche: Ecce Homo
Gustave Le Bon: The Crowd: A Study of the Popular Mind
Spinoza: Tractatus Theologico-Politicus
Alexander Gerschenkron: Continuity in History
Mark Granovetter: The Impact of Social Structure on Economic Outcomes
Vine Deloria: Laws and Treaties
Travis W. Anderson: Philology & Meaning
Alan Watts: The Nature of God

[Horus]

This is why I am a centrist Independent voter

Because you want to be followed into the bathroom ?

[certified hummus supporter 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

T-Rex becomes allot less cool when you figure out it’s just a big ostrich.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

When an anti-Carlson phrase is trending on Twitter, a site with a right-leaning troll spam base to say the least has FireTuckerCarlson trending, you know he's in trouble

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I knew this forum was full of upper-class white college kids who don't have families but damn I was not expecting Terry's anti-parental involvement quote to be spun into a positive.

After all these months away it's good to see that some things haven't changed, like you being a disingenuous hack.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Context:

Woman walks on stage, carrying a gasoline canister and a pack of matches.

Audience member A: Holy s**t, she's gonna light herself on fire!
Audience member B: There's still three hours left in her act, don't hurry her, we don't know where she's going with this.

Woman on stage starts juggling gasoline can, spraying gasoline everywhere on the stage, including small amounts on herself.

Audience Member A: Holy s**t, she's gonna light herself on fire! The entire stage will burn down!
Audience Member B: You're rushing to conclusions! We don't know where she's going with this! She's got hours to turn this around.

Woman on stage puts tip of gasoline canister to her lips, drinking the remaining gasoline.

Audience Member A: Holy s**t, not only is she gonna light herself on fire, she's gonna poison herself too! That is toxic!
Audience Member B: She has a plan, I'm sure of it! We're just not smart enough to see where this act is going yet.

Woman on stage grabs matchbook, placing an unlit match in her teeth.

Audience Member A: Holy s**t, we're ALL GONNA DIE! THIS CRAZY LADY WILL KILL US ALL!
Audience Member B: You worry too much, things like this always work their way out.

Woman on stage begins unsuccessfully trying to ignite match, striking it again and again. A spark seems inevitable...

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Why is there nothing funnier than the best users posting extremely obscure links

Do users know that Golden Girls was a Spin off of Empty Nest Drefus the Dog was on both Empty Nest and Golden Girls it's ok school

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0571579/

https://www.google.com/search?q=dreyfus+on+Golden+girls&oq=dreyfus+on+Golden+girls&aqs=chrome..69i57.9975j0j4&client=ms-android-boost-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

After knowing that I stopped watching that, it's too old

Dorothy leaves the show at the End and married Leslie Nelson whom was Blanch tv uncle to move to GA and the Girls start without Dorothy their Hotel business
 
Rose Nylon dates a midget because she dreams her father returned as a midget in her dreams

The Girls hires a housesitter thought she was psychic and cast a spell they thought she did voodoo because she was Blk

These are all episodes everyone memorized already

[Kung Fu Kenny]

Why is there nothing funnier than the best users posting extremely obscure links

Do users know that Golden Girls was a Spin off of Empty Nest Drefus the Dog was on both Empty Nest and Golden Girls it's ok school

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0571579/

https://www.google.com/search?q=dreyfus+on+Golden+girls&oq=dreyfus+on+Golden+girls&aqs=chrome..69i57.9975j0j4&client=ms-android-boost-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

After knowing that I stopped watching that, it's too old

Dorothy leaves the show at the End and married Leslie Nelson whom was Blanch tv uncle to move to GA and the Girls start without Dorothy their Hotel business
 
Rose Nylon dates a midget because she dreams her father returned as a midget in her dreams

The Girls hires a housesitter thought she was psychic and cast a spell they thought she did voodoo because she was Blk

These are all episodes everyone memorized already

Dreyfus the Dog is DEAD, both as a script and in real life  1988 and it's 2020 and he was 8 already

[Nutmeg]

Flagging searches for words like "gay" or "lesbian" for review is appropriate because these terms are inherently sexual. 

Sexual in the sense of being related to sex, yes, as are words and phrases like "marriage" and "reproductive system" and "Nevada". Using the word here in a way that implies it's also meant in the sense of explicit or pornographic is scurrilous, dishonest implication-mongering of the lowest order. And I think you know that.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Sir Muhammad said that I got excited over one FL poll, showing Biden leading, of course I gotten excited I am Democrat not an R

Funny

[Sir Mohamed]

Sir Muhammad said that I got excited over one FL poll, showing Biden leading, of course I gotten excited I am Democrat not an R

Funny

There you got me, I'm a secret R and admire Mr. Trump

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

No, but you are too concerned over the 304 Freiwall, Bullock and Bollier should of won in 2020 but it was a Prez yr, Midterms are Less Partisan and Chris Christie won twice and Andy Beshear all won in Midterms

Dismissing Whitmer down by six or Tim Ryan and Demings down by only 4 isn't right until Oct 2022, people are still donating to these Ds and unless Act blue cuts off these wave insurance candidates like they did Strickland we are still in ballgame.

Prez Johnson is also absolutely convinced that Whitmer can't lose and Anyone can lose just ask Pat Quinn, and Mark Udall whom were guarenteed to win in 2014/ Corzine in 2009 abd Bevin thought Partisan trends would win out

[Conservatopia]

No, but you are too concerned over the 304 Freiwall, Bullock and Bollier should of won in 2020 but it was a Prez yr, Midterms are Less Partisan and Chris Christie won twice and Andy Beshear all won in Midterms

Dismissing Whitmer down by six or Tim Ryan and Demings down by only 4 isn't right until Oct 2022, people are still donating to these Ds and unless Act blue cuts off these wave insurance candidates like they did Strickland we are still in ballgame.

Prez Johnson is also absolutely convinced that Whitmer can't lose and Anyone can lose just ask Pat Quinn, and Mark Udall whom were guarenteed to win in 2014/ Corzine in 2009 abd Bevin thought Partisan trends would win out

Frankly Prez Johnson and Sir Muhammad ought to just ßtop playing and accept that due to fact 304 freiwal and Supreme Crt justice BREYER whom is not retiring D's will win midterms.  Ha. Sour grapes.
Election is 500 days away.

[Mr. Morden]

Election is 500 days away.

Actually, it's now 400 days away:

You keep posting polls 400 days from an Election it's not funny snore, anyone can lose but Biden isn't gonna be this low Nov 2022/ you need to stop 🛑🛑 we are in a Pandemic, there won't be anything different Rs would do, we already had TRUMP.
Where were you when Biden was at 60% pollster we're posting, you were no where