#1 work part time |
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#2 make less than $20,000 a year |
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#3 grow your hair out |
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#4 live under constant threat of eviction |
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#5 wait until your bills arrive in pink envelopes before paying them |
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#6 have a pregnancy scare |
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#7 have highly personal and easily misunderstood goals |
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#8 maintain a healthy body weight |
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#9 always have a scheme or a poorly thought out plan |
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#10 wake after nine but before noon |
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#11 have roommates regardless of your age |
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#12 be a success sexually but remember your failures |
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#13 understand the world wasn’t made for you |
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#14 understand your parents are just people and be nice unless they unmarry |
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#15 understand sexual partners know you better than your friends and treat them warmly |
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#16 have definite opinions but understand the world does not care |
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#17 judge people on how they will feature in D&D campaign |
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#18 love animals |
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#19 do not treat retarded people like lepers |
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#20 really don’t treat lepers like lepers |
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#21 be kind to people |
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#22 listen to Renee and Angela |
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#23 do not be afraid of other people’s opinions |
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#24 understand art has a context and don’t dismiss things outright |
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#25 don’t resent people with money |
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#26 don’t be married |
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#27 do not have children |
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#28 avoid hard drugs, they make you talk too loud and that’s annoying |
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#29 understand people have the right to be tasteless |
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#30 approach doors with confidence and not fear |
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#31 attach yourself to people who are funny |
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#32 distance yourself from uptight squares |
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#33 embrace the media |
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#34 try new things |
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#35 NOTA |
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