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« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2014, 11:56:51 AM »

It's about time Bushie consider suing the onion for copyright infringement.
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« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2014, 05:18:24 PM »
Tbf Bushie has had a stressful day. He had to install a computer program.
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« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2014, 05:26:41 PM »
Okay, so he's been preparing to install a computer program.
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« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2014, 12:35:17 AM »
Brilliant little one act comedic scene just there from the writers! Really funny stuff.
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« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2014, 01:02:07 PM »
Bushie I know that Halloween is both illegal in Oklahoma and considered a sin by your God, but Thanksgiving season does not start until tomorrow.
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« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2014, 01:18:37 PM »
Update Monopoly would be fantastic!
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« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2014, 10:11:15 AM »
10-15%??? wtf
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« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2014, 05:42:23 PM »
Quote from: WalterMitty on November 02, 2014, 05:39:53 PM
enough f'ing tip talk.

bushie how is your autocadd project coming along for pappa bushie?

Papa Bushie didn't give him a deadline, so he will literally never finish it.
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« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2014, 02:40:16 AM »
holy crap joe, that's amazing
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« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2014, 07:59:25 PM »
Bushie said once that refuses to even try spinach. I think it was in one of the deleted Update seasons.
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« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2014, 09:07:18 PM »
I just hope Bushie practices his CAD(D)...
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« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2014, 05:54:12 PM »
Bushie and Lankford are BFFs, otherwise he would have voted for the Democrat.
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« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2014, 08:16:45 PM »
Tell us more about this lead drafter character.
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« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2014, 10:07:52 PM »
Quote from: memphis on November 05, 2014, 09:51:03 PM
Whether or not I "like" somebody seems immaterial to me in a political campaign. I'm looking for a Congressman, not a date. Why do people favor personal details over actual positions? This drives me Inksing crazy!

Most American have a rudimentary to non-existent understanding of even the basics of public policy.
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« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2014, 06:15:00 PM »
« Edited: November 07, 2014, 06:18:08 PM by Lief »
By far the most depressing thing about the Update saga continues to be Bushie's choice in food. A plain ham and cheese sandwich (likely on Wonder Bread) for lunch? Ugh. RIP taste buds. Cry
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« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2014, 02:17:53 PM »
I don't even understand why Bushie is having incidents already?! He's barely done any work?! How can they already be souring on him? Huh
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« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2014, 10:57:27 PM »
damn that caesar chicken sandwich does look good:



Unfortunately, Bushie doesn't like chicken. I guess he can have the caesar burger, but that's less appealing:
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« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2014, 11:03:13 PM »
Yeah, I don't really know why, but beef with caesar salad just seems really gross to me.
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« Reply #43 on: November 10, 2014, 01:02:12 PM »
His body is just responding to the lack of essential nutrients and minerals (due to his refusal to eat vegetables) and constant dehydration (due to his refusal to drink water).
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« Reply #44 on: November 10, 2014, 07:50:00 PM »
Bushie did you eat a single vegetable today?

Also, what kind of ribs?
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« Reply #45 on: November 10, 2014, 09:58:25 PM »
So do you pack 2 and a half sandwiches every day? Or pack three and throw away whatever portion of the third you're unable to finish?
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« Reply #46 on: November 10, 2014, 10:25:16 PM »
BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE EXTRA HALF SANDWICH
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« Reply #47 on: November 11, 2014, 09:49:03 PM »

Wow.

Do y'all think people in 1978 realized they were living through the nadir of American civilization?
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« Reply #48 on: November 12, 2014, 07:16:05 PM »
Wow, not even working there a week and already the boss wants him as far from the office as possible.

Bushie I really think it's time to consider a different career path. It's probably too late to get a holiday retail job, but you could still try.

And please for the love of god read King's post and change your diet that is currently literally only things that exacerbate headaches.
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« Reply #49 on: November 12, 2014, 09:49:37 PM »
Quote from: Christmas Bushie 2014 on November 12, 2014, 09:27:52 PM
Caffeine may be a stimulant for some and a depressant for others.

What no
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