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During Falklands War:

"Should British programs be banned from US Television? I was triggered on behalf of my Argentinian friends when I saw a Monty Python's Flying Circus rerun on TV yesterday."

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He would probably talk about his desire to get sexually dominated by Pope Joan.

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And she got elected to the Senate in a landslide with a margin that was hundreds of times as much as the 1974 Senate race.

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Ugh, Antonio is being an elitist douche again. How very rude

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Mine eyes have seen the glory
of the coming of Mahdi;
his victory over ad-Dajjal
shall stretch from sea to shining sea
he fights for people everywhere
people just like you and me
His truth is marching on.
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
His truth is marching on!

The glory of our jihad
I can already feel
Our glorious warriors flying
through the beams of steel
Let the hero born in Mecca
force the infidels to heel
His truth is marching on.
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
His truth is marching on!

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After reading that headline, I’ve concluded that “North Korean Ninjas” would be an excellent name for a band or a sitcom.

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Jihadi #652 BDTI     YaBB God ★★★★★ Posts: 788060

Have you been in a district controlled by the western imperialists this year? « on: March 14, 1860 at 12:43:59 am » One issue of course is getting to where my girlfriend lives, since that would require traveling through an imperialist-controlled province and many NATO districts. So my plan is to only get gas and food in cleansed districts. That basically means stopping in Sar-e Pol to take the sword to the local infidels, and then filling up in Qale-Zobayd along the way. Baghran would be OK too, since Helmand will soon be purged of the Western infidels. But I'm not going to get out and set foot in any of the filthy imperialist-controlled districts that exist between Khamyab and Lashkar Gah. Ideally I could just boycott Ghor altogether but alas that wretched place has to be stuck between us. This has however convinced me that everyone's hatred of the Chaghcharan Buzkashi team is 100% justified, not that Buzhashi was ever acceptable in the first place. Always will be the Caliph to me:

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BRTD, you are a truly evil and wicked person who is so good at living up to the core tenets of Christianity every single day.

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Well, if we keep getting bad leadership, for either the GOP Congress or a Trump presidency or a bad decision by the Roberts Crt, it is still plenty to voice our concerns over.

Hopefully, 2020 will change that.