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« on: August 27, 2007, 07:14:13 AM »
This week's topic:

Unlikely things to hear in a forensics drama

Closing time for entries is 0000 EDT on 3 September.
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2007, 08:49:45 AM »

Tech #1:  My god.  Will you look at his intestines?  See the ulcerations around the diverticula? 

Tech #2:  It's no wonder he's dead. 

Tech #1:  He never had a chance. 

Tech #2:  Hey, I'm hungry.  Wanna get a pizza with pepperoni and sausage?
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2007, 01:49:21 PM »
From CSI:Moscow:

"Did you determine a cause of death for that reporter?"
    "The one who was shot, quartered, and was run over by a steam roller?"
"Da."
    "It was a reporter, so natural causes."
"That's a surprise."
    "We've used up our suicide quota this quarter already."
"Very well."
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 06:56:15 AM »
"This hovercraft is full of eels".
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 07:36:26 AM »
''That's the shade of red I'm looking for, for the chimney wall''
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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2007, 09:17:39 AM »
I see dead people.
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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2007, 09:13:12 PM »
"That was the easiest case ever!"
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2007, 04:37:23 AM »
Voting is now open.
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2007, 09:57:22 AM »
This is a tie, so I'm extending voting for another week.
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2007, 06:58:38 AM »
The winner is afleitch with:

''That's the shade of red I'm looking for, for the chimney wall''
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