Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[WalterMitty]

did bushie make it to work?

[WalterMitty]

a peek at the extended forecast shows a freezing rain chance for okc early next week.

rip job.

[WalterMitty]

Eh, we might have a cold drizzle (liquid) on Sunday and Monday and some light snow on Tuesday mainly out west.  I'll watch the forecast closely, but I'm not concerned yet.

have you mentioned the potential of inclement weather to your boss yet?

[WalterMitty]

currently 23 in okc.  will bushie leave work early before it gets really cold?

[WalterMitty]

 "Don't let the Oklahoma wind knock it out of your hand.  "

another great bushie-ism.

[WalterMitty]

if the goal is to get out of your parent's checkbook, why are you renting an apartment you arent living in?  why do you have a super duper cable package in that apartment?

[WalterMitty]

bushie have your parents ever advised you to cancel the super duper cable package in the unlived in tulsa apt?

[WalterMitty]

Dare I ask how much your computer was?  Did you at least get no interest?

18 months no interest.  I'm not going to say the actual amount.

Oh you dont have to tell me, you got the deluxe model with all the bells and whistles because you have to run all dem high powered CADD programs, that you don't use anyway.

It wasn't the top of the line.  I didn't put THAT much on my card.  It should only take me 6-7 months to pay off.

How does one in your financial situation get credit to begin with?

why wouldnt a store give someone like bushie a card with a 20%+ apr? 

[WalterMitty]

wait... bushie was (again) considering quitting his job to look for another one?  wtf?

[WalterMitty]

sounds like the job isn't going well. RIP

[WalterMitty]

sounds like the job isn't going well. RIP

Then, you must be a very poor listener.  I have said the job is going great.  You cannot say that to mean the opposite.  You have to trust me.

i cant understand your thinking at all.  your contract job is going to end soon, so you contemplate quitting it even sooner?

[WalterMitty]

I suppose it is hard to focus on focusing when you are working full 24hour work weeks.

[WalterMitty]

Obviously you were considering quitting until mama bushie talked you out of it.

[WalterMitty]

bushie on a scale of 1-10, how much do you enjoy your current job?

[WalterMitty]

i think we all knew this firing was coming, so did bushie.  that is the reason he spoke with mama bushie about quitting.

[WalterMitty]

bushie:  do papa a favor and go sign up for food stamps and any other public assistance programs you can get.  you are an unemployed poor.  what little you have were either purchased by credit or papa.

[WalterMitty]

This chapter is officially closed.  It's a little sad, but at least I will get a good reference from this boss.

i thought you were working until friday?

[WalterMitty]

this is all starting to disgust me.  here is a 32 year old chronically unemployed man napping while his near elderly father is working away to pay for his new computer (for porn!), his fast food, his unnecessary apt and his super duper cable package.

[WalterMitty]

You just now realized that?

no.  but he seems to be getting worse...not better.

he is oblivious to other people's feelings.  hey as long as he gets to pig out, nap, and watch tv, who cares if his near elderly father has to slave away for it...

[WalterMitty]

Why can't all these "friends" from church help?

very good question.  maybe bushie should answer,

im guessing they are all fats and lazys.

[WalterMitty]

  I am doing what I feel I need to do to put myself in the best position to get a job as soon as possible.

you do that by napping?