The Office of Former President Lief

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Incest was legalized?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Incest was legalized?

It appears that it was legalized in some parts of the country, yes. Brothers and sisters, grandfathers and granddaughters, uncles and nephews are getting married in the Northeast as we speak.

And fornicating together in giant group orgies, no doubt. I knew "group marriages" were now legal, but incest? Gracious!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

It is important we clean up our families and restore this nation to its glory days, when I reigned, smiled and waved to everyone from my castle. In this day in age, it is unacceptable to allow little Johnny and sister Susie to go at it like rabbits while mom and dad watch, undoubtedly thinking about join in!

I support your quest to restore order. It must be done. Good luck.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

It's time to clean up the streets and clean up those families who's parents lust after their children and where Uncle Henry is giving niece Sally a poke!