Midwest Universal Alþing Proposal Introducing Thread

[minionofmidas]

Al Widdershins Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

Al Widdershins is hereby a Honorary Midwestern citizen.

[minionofmidas]

All Atlasian citizens are declared honorary Midwestern citizens, with full voting rights in the Alþing.

[minionofmidas]

*hughughug* Act

When any Midwestern citizen says *hughughug*, they shall mean *hughughug* MOTHAF***A, or they must surrender a five-ducat fine to the Midwestern government.

x Lewis Trondheim

Xahar Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

1. Xahar is hereby a Honorary Midwestern.
2. Honorary Midwestern citizens may debate, propose and vote in the Midwest Universal Alþing.

x Lewis Trondheim

THE THAT THIS BE OUR NEW SEAL ACT

x Lewis Trondheim

[minionofmidas]

Enslave Canadians Proposition
All Canadians are hereby declared slaves of the Midwest government.
This bill shall have no practical effects.


Winston asked for someone to introduce such a bill. I think he meant in the Senate, though.

[minionofmidas]

Enslave Sewer Socialist Act

1. Sewer Socialist is hereby a slave, known now as Slave 00001
2. 00001 Slave shall be owned by each citizen for a period of two days
3. You can't say *hughughug* to a slave
4. No caked for slaves
5. This bill have only a practical means
6. Hahaha

x Lewis Trondheim

However, I'll have an amendment when it comes up to vote:

3. You must *hughughug* Slave 00001 when he's yours
4. You must also feed him cake.
5 & 6 struck

[minionofmidas]

keeping track of what has and what hasn't enough signatures is a hassle. Maybe the opening post can be used as a frequently updated Order of Bizness / Sufficiently signed proposals awaiting the Althing floor / proposals that still need signatures thingy?

[minionofmidas]

Mechaman *hughughug*ging For Blasphemy Act

1. Mechaman shall be *hughughug*ged for blasphemy
2. By all Midwesterners in turn
4. Anyone who's insulting *hughughug* shall suffer the same fate
5. Remember, *hughughug* now, *hughughug* tommorow and *hughughug* forever!
6. This Act doesn't need a section three.

[minionofmidas]

As Kalwejt has withdrawn his version, I'll have to reintroduce mine

1. Kalwejt was born on August 15.
2. Hereby, all Midwestern citizens, except dry alcoholic felines, are warmly encouraged to get drunk everyday to celebrate this tragic date in our history.

[minionofmidas]

New Regional Feline Act
1. In light of Fritz' position on chief executive titles, the Regional Feline Act of September 2009 is repealed.
2. Percy (from Sinfest) shall be the new Regional Feline.

[minionofmidas]

Only if we change the name to something like ican'tbelievethisamazingregionusedtobeknownbyasdullanameasmidwestforsolongbutikindoflikethefact.

EDIT: Heh, I didn't even make that fit one line on purpose!

[minionofmidas]

New Regional Feline Act
1. In light of Fritz' position on chief executive titles, the Regional Feline Act of September 2009 is repealed.
2. Percy (from Sinfest) shall be the new Regional Feline.

Too drastic and premature.

And why should Fritz the cat have to suffer for the actions of Fritz the Midwest citizen?

Why not!?

Besides, he wouldn't even notice. He's dead, after all.

[minionofmidas]

Midwest Name Act
The Midwest shall hereby be known as ican'tbelieveit'snotknownasverin
The Midwest voting booths shall hereby be known as ican'tbelievei'mvotingforverin.

x Lewis Trondheim

[minionofmidas]

Compromise Seal of Approval Act
Seeing as a narrow majority of Midwesterners opposed Crazy Seal because ilikeverin was scared of him,
and as a large minority of Midwesterners oppose Bland Seal because he is bland and corporate and unmidwestern,
Seal of Approval shall be the region's new official seal.

[minionofmidas]

x Lewis Trondheim

[minionofmidas]

I'll have a simpler alternative version for this when it hits the floor.

x Lewis Trondheim

[minionofmidas]

x Lewis Trondheim the seventy-eleventh

[minionofmidas]

x Lewis

[minionofmidas]

The highest moral and philosophical authority of Midwest is ilikeverin. Change it to the second highest, and I'll sign.