Describe the likely political views of the previous hypothetical person

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Far left-liberal

Age: 60s or early 70s
Gender: Male
Race: White
Income: Currently co-owns a bar, but has millions from a past as a shady businessman
Location: South Philadelphia
Marital Status: Divorced with 2 kids
Religion: Non-practicing, Catholic heritage

[NeverAgain]

Ehh, probably a pretty "out-of-politics" guy. Would probably be an iffy voter but lean Republican (nu taxes!!111). I would say he's a big Trump supporter.

Age: late 50's
Gender: Female
Race: White
Income: (Husband, who is a retired colonel, makes sole income as a Business Professor) $150,000+ (with Army Pensions)
Location: Waco, TX
Marital Status: Married with two college girls (who live with them)
Religion: Very strong Baptist. Attends the first Texas Baptist Church with a (divorced) female pastor.
Issues: Supporting LGBT+ Rights, Religion, Abortion, and Terrorism.

[Thunderbird is the word]

Clinton Democrat, voted for Bush in 04 and possibly Reagan when she was younger but otherwise pretty consistent D voter, especially in a state where the Republican Party is well to her right on social issues.

Age: 34
Gender: Male
Race: White (Russian-Jewish)
Occupation: Former finance analyst, currently on disability following a head injury sustained in an altercation with local mobsters.
Education Level: BA in Economics
Hometown: Moscow Russia (emigrated to US at age ten)
Location: Brighton Beach, NY
Marital Status: Engaged
Religion: Atheist

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Ehh, probably a pretty "out-of-politics" guy. Would probably be an iffy voter but lean Republican (nu taxes!!111). I would say he's a big Trump supporter.

Age: late 50's
Gender: Female
Race: White
Income: (Husband, who is a retired colonel, makes sole income as a Business Professor) $150,000+ (with Army Pensions)
Location: Waco, TX
Marital Status: Married with two college girls (who live with them)
Religion: Very strong Baptist. Attends the first Texas Baptist Church with a (divorced) female pastor.
Issues: Supporting LGBT+ Rights, Religion, Abortion, and Terrorism.

Do I read that as saying she supports all four of those things in issues?

[Make My Bank Account Great Again]

Ehh, probably a pretty "out-of-politics" guy. Would probably be an iffy voter but lean Republican (nu taxes!!111). I would say he's a big Trump supporter.

Age: late 50's
Gender: Female
Race: White
Income: (Husband, who is a retired colonel, makes sole income as a Business Professor) $150,000+ (with Army Pensions)
Location: Waco, TX
Marital Status: Married with two college girls (who live with them)
Religion: Very strong Baptist. Attends the first Texas Baptist Church with a (divorced) female pastor.
Issues: Supporting LGBT+ Rights, Religion, Abortion, and Terrorism.

Do I read that as saying she supports all four of those things in issues?

Those 50 year old white women and their support for terrorism. Sad!

[morgieb]

@ Zen Lunatic, hawkish, tough on crime Democrat sounds about right. At the very least he wouldn't have supported Trump, and he's probably too culturally liberal for the Republicans.

Age: 44
Gender: Male
Race: White (German/Polish)
Occupation: Car Mechanic
Education Level: Vocational School
Location: Warren, MI
Martial Status: Married, 2 children
Religion: Non-practicising Catholic

[White Trash]

Blue collar Democrat, voted for Trump

Age: 103
Gender: Male
Race: White (Scots Irish)
Occupation: Preacher
Education Level: Doctorate of Theology. Studied at Princeton, Oxford and Heidelberg.
Location: Beattyville, Kentucky
Martial Status: Polygamist, four wives unknown number of children
Religion: Snake-handling Pentacostal

[Thunderbird is the word]

Blue collar Democrat, voted for Trump

Age: 103
Gender: Male
Race: White (Scots Irish)
Occupation: Preacher
Education Level: Doctorate of Theology. Studied at Princeton, Oxford and Heidelberg.
Location: Beattyville, Kentucky
Martial Status: Polygamist, four wives unknown number of children
Religion: Snake-handling Pentacostal

Registered Democrat, though hasn't voted for one since Carter. If he votes at all either a constitution party or McMullian.

Age: 32
Gender: Male
Race: White (Italian/German/English/Irish)
Occupation: Video Editor/Producer (Also guitar player)
Education level: BA
Location/Hometown: Stamford, CT
Marital Status: Single
Religion: Spiritual/Deist (Raised Catholic)

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Bernie Bro who abstained in the general election and probably would have voted for Trump before Clinton

Age: 21
Race: White
Sex: Male
Home: New Jersey
Income: None, wealthy parents
Occupation: College student at some elite liberal arts college in New England
Religion: Ethnically Jewish
Relationship Status: Mostly a series of one night stands with intermittent short-term relationships

[Thunderbird is the word]

Bernie supporter, not particularly political but parrots trendy SJW and feminist rhetoric to get laid.

Age: 41
Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: English (Anglo-Canadian)
Hometown: Calgery, Alberta
Current Location: New York, NY (Obtained US citizenship after serving in US Marines)
Occupation: Standup comedian/cab driver/bartender
Religion: Atheist
Marital Status: Divorced
Education Status: High School Graduate

[pikachu]

Lifelong Dem who strongly considered pulling the lever for Trump but ultimately voted for Hillary.

Age: 54
Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: Vietnamese
Hometown: Paris, France
Current Location: Houston, Texas
Occupation: Military contractor
Religion: Catholic
Marital status: Divorced and remarried
Education status: Master's

[Thunderbird is the word]

Hawkish anti-communist Republican. Voted for Rubio in primary and reluctantly held nose for Trump in general.

Gender: Male
Age: 64
Race/Ethnicity: White/Arabic (Italian/Lebanese)
Current Location: Scarsdale, NY
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Occupation: Financial advisor
Income: $150,000
Education: BA
Religion: Catholic
Marital Status: Married, Three Children, One grandchild

[JGibson]

Likely Trump voter.

Gender: Female
Race/Ethnicity: Asian (Korean)
Age: 33
Religion: Buddhism
Education Level: Master's
Occupation: Business owner
Income Level: $120,000/yr
Marital Status: Single
Current Location: Los Angeles, California
Birth Location/Hometown: Seoul, South Korea
Issue(s) Prioritized: small businesses, US/South Korea relations, North Korea, human rights, feminism

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Staunch Democrat who voted for Clinton after liking Sanders in the primary

Age: 59
Race: White
Gender: Female
Location: Grundy County, TN
Family Income: $22,000, relying nearly exclusively on government benefits
Religion: Evangelical with rare church attendance
Marital Status: Married with 3 kids, 2 living and 1 dead (died at age 29 in a drug overdose)

[Bigby]

Trump supporter, especially if her poor income is due to the economic decline and loss of economic diversity.

Age: 25
Race: White
Gender: Male (and proudly masculine too.)
Orientation: Fully Homosexual (Not closeted, but still believes that a man should marry a woman and have children.)
Location: Nashville, Tennessee
Income: $70,000
Occupation: History Professor (Idolizes military leaders and the Greek classics.)
Religion: Believes in God, but considers God to be an evil, uncaring Demiurge.
Marital Status: Has a Girlfriend, expects her to be submissive.

[Pragmatic Conservative]

Democrat but supports Donald Trump for President in 2016.


Age: 21
Race: Hispanic
Gender: Male
Location: Dallas Texas
Income: $35,000
Occupation: College Student in Engineering
Religion: Catholic

[Thunderbird is the word]

Bernie supporter in primary, held nose for Hillary in general.

Age: 54
Race: White (Italian)
Gender: Male
Location: Fairfield, CT
Hometown: Fairfield, CT
Income: $150,000
Occupation: Accounts Executive at Advertising Firm
Education: BA in Economics
Religion: Agnostic (lapsed Catholic)
Marital Status: Married, two children (Wife is African-American and runs PR firm.)

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Bigtime Clinton supporter

Age: 25
Race: White
Gender: Female
Location: Washington, DC
Occupation: Capitol Hill Staffer
Income: $50,000
Marital Status: Single
Religion: Generic Christian, let's just say

[Bigby]

Ardent Democrat due to being a cog in the Beltway machine, especially in the age of Trump.

Age: 40
Race: White Hispanic (HATES when people assume all Hispanics are mestizos and indios.)
Gender: Female (And extremely effeminate.)
Location: Fort Worth, Texas. (Despises Dallas with a passion.)
Orientation: Lipstick Lesbian (Semicloseted, the only one who knows is her husband, who serves as a beard for her.)
Marital Status: Married (First Marriage of her own, Second marriage for her husband.)
Occupation: Part-Time Secretary (Insists on working during school hours. Considers motherhood her primary job.)
Children: Five (Two of her own, three from her husband's original marriage.)
Personal Income: $40,000 (Her husband makes around $100K in the IT field.)
Religion: Seventh Day Adventist (Eats all meats save for red meat. Refuses to even look at alcohol.)

[tallguy23]

Ardent Democrat due to being a cog in the Beltway machine, especially in the age of Trump.

Age: 40
Race: White Hispanic (HATES when people assume all Hispanics are mestizos and indios.)
Gender: Female (And extremely effeminate.)
Location: Fort Worth, Texas. (Despises Dallas with a passion.)
Orientation: Lipstick Lesbian (Semicloseted, the only one who knows is her husband, who serves as a beard for her.)
Marital Status: Married (First Marriage of her own, Second marriage for her husband.)
Occupation: Part-Time Secretary (Insists on working during school hours. Considers motherhood her primary job.)
Children: Five (Two of her own, three from her husband's original marriage.)
Personal Income: $40,000 (Her husband makes around $100K in the IT field.)
Religion: Seventh Day Adventist (Eats all meats save for red meat. Refuses to even look at alcohol.)

I'm assuming Trump since her life sounds like a total mess.


Age: 30
Race: White (Armenian)
Gender: Female
Location: La Crescenta, CA
Marital Status: Married, 1 child
Occupation: Director of Operations for a physicians group
Personal Income: $100,000 (combined with husband)
Religion: Armenian Orthodox (only go to church for weddings, funerals, baptisms, etc.)

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Ardent Democrat due to being a cog in the Beltway machine, especially in the age of Trump.

Age: 40
Race: White Hispanic (HATES when people assume all Hispanics are mestizos and indios.)
Gender: Female (And extremely effeminate.)
Location: Fort Worth, Texas. (Despises Dallas with a passion.)
Orientation: Lipstick Lesbian (Semicloseted, the only one who knows is her husband, who serves as a beard for her.)
Marital Status: Married (First Marriage of her own, Second marriage for her husband.)
Occupation: Part-Time Secretary (Insists on working during school hours. Considers motherhood her primary job.)
Children: Five (Two of her own, three from her husband's original marriage.)
Personal Income: $40,000 (Her husband makes around $100K in the IT field.)
Religion: Seventh Day Adventist (Eats all meats save for red meat. Refuses to even look at alcohol.)

I'm pretty sure I read an Evelyn Waugh novel about this woman once.

[Thunderbird is the word]

Ardent Democrat due to being a cog in the Beltway machine, especially in the age of Trump.

Age: 40
Race: White Hispanic (HATES when people assume all Hispanics are mestizos and indios.)
Gender: Female (And extremely effeminate.)
Location: Fort Worth, Texas. (Despises Dallas with a passion.)
Orientation: Lipstick Lesbian (Semicloseted, the only one who knows is her husband, who serves as a beard for her.)
Marital Status: Married (First Marriage of her own, Second marriage for her husband.)
Occupation: Part-Time Secretary (Insists on working during school hours. Considers motherhood her primary job.)
Children: Five (Two of her own, three from her husband's original marriage.)
Personal Income: $40,000 (Her husband makes around $100K in the IT field.)
Religion: Seventh Day Adventist (Eats all meats save for red meat. Refuses to even look at alcohol.)

I'm assuming Trump since her life sounds like a total mess.


Age: 30
Race: White (Armenian)
Gender: Female
Location: La Crescenta, CA
Marital Status: Married, 1 child
Occupation: Director of Operations for a physicians group
Personal Income: $100,000 (combined with husband)
Religion: Armenian Orthodox (only go to church for weddings, funerals, baptisms, etc.)

Probably a Democrat, supported Bernie in the primary (med students tend to graduate with a lot of debt) and probably somewhat reluctantly voted for Hillary in the general.

Age: 59
Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: White (Greek)
Occupation: Owns sporting goods distributor/City Councilman (involved in local politics)
Income: $70-80,000 a year
Location: Newton, MA
Marital Status: Married, three children
Religion: Orthadox

[James Monroe]

Republican voter who's fairly center-right. Supported Kasich in the primary and Trump in the general.


Age: 29
Race: Caucasian
Gender: Male
Location: Pontiac, Michigan
Orientation: Heterosexual
Martial Status: Single
Occupation: Unemployed(Watches tv in his bedroom)
Personal Income: 25,000 from unemployment benefits
Religion: Agnostic

[Thunderbird is the word]

Registered Democrat who voted for Obama twice and Bernie in the primary but Trump in the general.

Age: 35
Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: White (Scottish/English)
Location: Charleston, WV
Orientation: Gay (Recently married longtime partner)
Occupation: United Mine Workers lobbyist (family worked in mines for several generation's)
Personal Income: $45,000-$50,000
Religion: Atheist

[Saint Milei]

Registered Democrat who voted for Obama twice and Bernie in the primary but Trump in the general.

Age: 35
Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: White (Scottish/English)
Location: Charleston, WV
Orientation: Gay (Recently married longtime partner)
Occupation: United Mine Workers lobbyist (family worked in mines for several generation's)
Personal Income: $45,000-$50,000
Religion: Atheist

Bernie supporter

Age: 29
Gender: Female
Race/Ethnicity: Black
Location: Dallas, TX
Orientation: Heterosexual
Occupation: Lawyer (First generation of her family to be born here)
Personal Income: 180000-220000
Religion: Christian