Mechaman for Mideast Assembly

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Position on secession?

Fully in favor.

Regions of the country should have full autonomy to decide whether or not they want to stay in this little piece of Hell.

Would you be willing to send military aid to the Free Republic of Ganonsyoni? We are fighting a bloody battle for independence from the tyrants in Nyman and would much appreciate your help.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Position on secession?

Fully in favor.

Regions of the country should have full autonomy to decide whether or not they want to stay in this little piece of Hell.

Would you be willing to send military aid to the Free Republic of Ganonsyoni? We are fighting a bloody battle for independence from the tyrants in Nyman and would much appreciate your help.

I got a battalion of armored lazer piercing hippies at my disposal.  I can also give you free grade A cocaine to sell for plasma rifles, but other than that I am quite limited.  The most outspoken left wing state legislature in the Mideast doesn't exactly have that many military resources, ya dig?

I'll see if I can carbomb some White boys for you and encourage revolution in this very region.

Any support is welcome, good sir. The tyrants must be stopped.