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Pony-loving teen from PA...like me!

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Great map maker, one of the best on the forum.

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There are no words to describe Opebo.

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poor taste in politics and music

Ouch man ouuuuuuuuuuuuuch

Cathcon: Young kid from Michigan. Quite knowledgeable and wise for his age.

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Speaks excellent English for a non-native speaker--sometimes better than I do

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Massachusetts Democrat with a lot of Libertarian tendencies.

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Austrian left-winger who basically makes the 2012 Elections board worth reading.

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French-Italian Socialist who's friendly to nearly everyone (except people who piss him off)

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Left-winger from Massachusetts. Great guy, very easy to get along with.

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Catholic Conservative (hence the name 'Cathcon') from Michigan. Good kid, into good music and likes the good Doctor.

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Pot-smoking Democrat from Idaho(?)

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Libertarian-leaning Democrat from California that has shifted more to the left in recent years. Likes ponies.

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Controversy-generating right-winger from Virginia. Seems to hold his own on his positions, which is respectable.

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Young Democrat from Connecticut. Excellent map maker and one of the most likable people on the forum.

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A Polish poster known for his hilarious antics. Although he is still relatively young in forum age, he is a seasoned veteran.

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Russian Conservative obsessed with Texas. Likes Ron Paul

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German brony who supports the German Pirate Party. Is an excellent and valuable poster.

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A respected and well liked member of the community. Known for supporting Mitt Romney, but not being a total douchebag about it.

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Says he's not gay but likes musicals so he probably is. Occasionally referred to as dumbfock.

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It is not possible to summarize opebo in two sentences or fewer, one would need to write a book instead.

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As his name suggests, he is a Goldwater-esque Republican. Well respected and friendly, an all-around FF.

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A traitor to our glorious cause. Needs to realize he lives in a state Romney will not be winning under any circumstances and thus support for Johnson is acceptable.

But I'm not voting regardless so it doesn't really matter whether I support Romney, Johnson or Vermin Supreme.

-skip me-

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A rather moderate Christian Democrat from Connecticut. Active in Atlasia and is extremely likable.

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A radical anarchist from California. Formerly a Libertarian, now is well known for his sympathy towards Palestine and Palestinians.

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A relatively new poster who has gained some attention for being a slight Romney hack, but he's pretty sensible in other regards. Likes anime, for whatever reason.