Gun TV set to launch in 2016

[Joe Republic]

Anyone dumb enough to spend time watching home shopping networks probably already owns a gun.

Perhaps, but at the very least they have the time to watch it...

Unemployed?  Frustrated you can't get a job?  Society goin' down the tubes?  Syrian refugees in your neighborhood?  Here, watch this gun infomercial!

[Joe Republic]

Because that's exactly what a country in the middle of a mass shooting epidemic needs.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/gun-tv-shopping-debuts-2016

A home shopping channel for firearms and relevant accessories called Gun TV is scheduled to launch in early 2016.

The channel, which will film in a studio in California's Coachella Valley, plans to launch with six hours of daily programming and later expand to 24/7 programming, according to the Desert Sun newspaper. The programming will initially air between 1 and 7 a.m.

Violent crime at an all time low

Hmm, so all these mass shootings every few days are... imaginary?

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/12/mass-shootings-mother-jones-full-data

[Joe Republic]

You're really afraid of being shot randomly, aren't 'cha?

Sorry, I can't respond to your trolling with an equally facetious reply, as dead0man will assume I meant it literally. 

[Joe Republic]

I see the definition of "every few days" is now once every 85 days this year.

^^^ This attitude to this country's regular mass shootings, dead0man, is why I have to resort to dark jokes every time one happens.  You people either don't get it, don't care, or more usually, both.  And that's in itself a much darker joke than anything I post.