Title: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: feeblepizza on July 16, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Pick VP's and make maps.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Ameriplan on July 16, 2010, 10:18:36 PM
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Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Bo on July 16, 2010, 10:36:43 PM
Massive Obama landslide.
PV:
Obama:56%
Romney:44%
Bin Laden:0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
PV:
Obama:56%
Romney:44%
Bin Laden:0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: feeblepizza on July 16, 2010, 11:16:25 PM
No....Osama would come in second in Illinois (:
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Ameriplan on July 16, 2010, 11:36:28 PM
No....Osama would come in second in Illinois (:
Some of Obama's voters would be confused. The only difference is bs :).
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Thomas D on July 17, 2010, 09:57:55 AM
Given that bin Laden is a religious fanatic who supports the execution of Jews and Homosexuals I think if he were to carry a state or two they'd be in the south. Certainly not California.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Bo on July 17, 2010, 01:29:06 PM
Given that bin Laden is a religious fanatic who supports the execution of Jews and Homosexuals I think if he were to carry a state or two they'd be in the south. Certainly not California.
Southern people (at least the religious ones, which there are a lot of) like Jews, though. That's why they are more staunchly supportive of Israel than other areas of the U.S.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Thomas D on July 17, 2010, 01:36:38 PM
Given that bin Laden is a religious fanatic who supports the execution of Jews and Homosexuals I think if he were to carry a state or two they'd be in the south. Certainly not California.
Southern people (at least the religious ones, which there are a lot of) like Jews, though. That's why they are more staunchly supportive of Israel than other areas of the U.S.
That's because they think the Jews having control of the disputed areas will hasten the coming of the Judgement day. That's one of the puzzle pieces that they need. But this is more suited for the Religion Board.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: feeblepizza on July 17, 2010, 01:43:52 PM
No....Osama would come in second in Illinois (:
Some of Obama's voters would be confused. The only difference is bs :).
True
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Bo on July 17, 2010, 02:53:31 PM
Given that bin Laden is a religious fanatic who supports the execution of Jews and Homosexuals I think if he were to carry a state or two they'd be in the south. Certainly not California.
Southern people (at least the religious ones, which there are a lot of) like Jews, though. That's why they are more staunchly supportive of Israel than other areas of the U.S.
That's because they think the Jews having control of the disputed areas will hasten the coming of the Judgement day. That's one of the puzzle pieces that they need. But this is more suited for the Religion Board.
I just wanted to make a point that bin Laden is just as massively unpopular in the South as he is in the rest of the country. No way bin Laden wins anywhere in the South.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Ameriplan on July 17, 2010, 04:05:01 PM
Given that bin Laden is a religious fanatic who supports the execution of Jews and Homosexuals I think if he were to carry a state or two they'd be in the south. Certainly not California.
Yep, because the entire south is a dun-derr hellhole where anybody that's not a white Protestant NASCAR fan is lynched on sight. YEEEE-HAW!
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Dancing with Myself on July 17, 2010, 04:25:33 PM
Given that bin Laden is a religious fanatic who supports the execution of Jews and Homosexuals I think if he were to carry a state or two they'd be in the south. Certainly not California.
Yep, because the entire south is a dun-derr hellhole where anybody that's not a white Protestant NASCAR fan is lynched on sight. YEEEE-HAW!
Actually, most people who I know are not like that. Most of the Southern Sterotypes are created by people who base the south off of drunken idiots. The south is not like that. Sure the south was racist, but it is not anymore.
How would you like it if someone insulted where you live?
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Ameriplan on July 17, 2010, 04:36:43 PM
Given that bin Laden is a religious fanatic who supports the execution of Jews and Homosexuals I think if he were to carry a state or two they'd be in the south. Certainly not California.
Yep, because the entire south is a dun-derr hellhole where anybody that's not a white Protestant NASCAR fan is lynched on sight. YEEEE-HAW!
Actually, most people who I know are not like that. Most of the Southern Sterotypes are created by people who base the south off of drunken idiots. The south is not like that. Sure the south was racist, but it is not anymore.
How would you like it if someone insulted where you live?
Sarcasm
n.
1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
3. The use of sarcasm. See synonyms at wit1.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Thomas D on July 17, 2010, 05:15:27 PM
I meant no offense to southerers. That was more of lighthearted response to a very silly question.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Ameriplan on July 17, 2010, 05:51:09 PM
I meant no offense to southerers. That was more of lighthearted response to a very silly question.
Me too, in fact I was completely being sarcastic.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: sentinel on July 17, 2010, 06:04:03 PM
I think "Unlikely" fails to describe the impossibility of this scenario
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Bo on July 17, 2010, 06:31:54 PM
I think "Unlikely" fails to describe the impossibility of this scenario
Maybe the author means that someone else named bin Laden (NOT the terrorist) who has U.S. citizenship ran for President as an Independent.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: feeblepizza on July 17, 2010, 08:04:38 PM
I think "Unlikely" fails to describe the impossibility of this scenario
Maybe the author means that someone else named bin Laden (NOT the terrorist) who has U.S. citizenship ran for President as an Independent.
You gave me an idea: in a alternative history, the bin Laden family moved to California in the 1940s. Osama is now a Senator there, and is is running for President as an independent (he lost his bid for the Democratic nomination in 2004, so he changed his afilation to independent, much like Joe Lieberman).
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Ameriplan on July 17, 2010, 10:45:11 PM
Who is Martin Brodel
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: feeblepizza on July 18, 2010, 10:03:05 AM
Who is Martin Brodel
www.brodel.com
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Ameriplan on July 18, 2010, 02:42:15 PM
Who is Martin Brodel
www.brodel.com
Yeah, I've seen a few of that guy's videos.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Bo on July 18, 2010, 02:45:12 PM
Who is Martin Brodel
www.brodel.com
Yeah, I've seen a few of that guy's videos.
That guy seems like a nutjob who only listens to Fox News.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: feeblepizza on July 18, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
Who is Martin Brodel
www.brodel.com
Yeah, I've seen a few of that guy's videos.
He's awesome!!!
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: feeblepizza on July 19, 2010, 08:51:45 AM
Who is Martin Brodel
www.brodel.com
Yeah, I've seen a few of that guy's videos.
That guy only listens to Fox News.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Del Tachi on July 30, 2010, 03:52:39 PM
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Yep, because the entire south is a dun-derr hellhole where anybody that's not a white Protestant NASCAR fan is lynched on sight. YEEEE-HAW!
I believed that you have confused the American South (one of the most most culturally rich and unique areas in the entire world) with western Texas, because no one in the South says "Yeee-haw"...
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Vepres on July 30, 2010, 03:54:47 PM
This is obviously the most likely scenario:
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Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Lief 🗽 on July 30, 2010, 04:34:58 PM
If Osama bin Laden were a Christian fundamentalist instead of a Muslim fundamentalist, he would no doubt do very well in the South against the Mormon and the Black.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Bo on July 30, 2010, 04:41:38 PM
This is obviously the most likely scenario:
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Why would Bin Laden win NJ? That's near NYC, where 9/11 occured.
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Why would Bin Laden win NJ? That's near NYC, where 9/11 occured.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: ej2mm15 on July 31, 2010, 09:02:50 PM
This is obviously the most likely scenario:
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Why would Bin Laden win NJ? That's near NYC, where 9/11 occured.
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Why would Bin Laden win NJ? That's near NYC, where 9/11 occured.
NJ hates us because we're better then them.
Title: Re: (Unlikely): Obama vs. Romney vs. bin Laden 2012
Post by: Vepres on August 02, 2010, 08:02:07 PM
This is obviously the most likely scenario:
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Why would Bin Laden win NJ? That's near NYC, where 9/11 occured.
Because it's New Jersey. 'Nuff said.