Talk Elections

Use whatever American stereotype you want, from the New England aristocrat to the New York high-powered asshole to the Jersey Shore Guido to the hayseed country boy to the polite Scandinavian Minnesotan to the superficial, plastic Californian to the hippie Pac Northwester or the others I've forgotten.

Label which American stereotype the poster matches, or none.

With a fondness for Gilbert & Sullivan and Father Ted, not very.

Cool guy that hangs out in Vegas all the time (or, in this case, I believe actually lives in the city).

He would have been a great Italian stereotype if he had decided to move to Staten Island.

Very SF area...

quite American for someone who isn't.

Early 90s white gangsta


Proud Italian - Americans are not like the stereotype found on Staten Island.

Phil is the Atlas forum's very own Dave Karofsky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Karofsky#Dave_Karofsky). Very American.

A "Real mericn" trapped in Fake America

I get the impression of a non-ethnic white suburban, East Coast but also NYCer. A moderated "fake American".

Quite.

Not the slightest bit American, and I think he's proud of it. :)

He'd probably be the polite, amiable Scandinavian from Minnesota.

He's very NE...

Haven't you gotten laid in like a majority of US states? If that doesn't epitomize "American," I don't know what does.

I don't know very much about you, but you have a poster that has a foreign language on it and is in all likelihood from a foreign country, so I'm going to guess not very much (or less than that). Correct me if I'm wrong.

A real 'Murican if there ever was one.

(I've never heard any regional dialects that actually pronounce "American" as "'Murican" . . .)

Massachusetts?  HA!  Librul east coast elitist unamerican scum, that's what!

American, in a positive way.

Not at all. :P

he seems fairly Murcan

He's in the "all" category from what I can tell.  :)

Anyone who focuses on excercise, sex, alcohol and good weed, screams American!!!!!!

A Fake American on the Real American border.

Fake American living in Real America

Nerd American outcast.

Your typical american teenager.

Un-American COMMUNIST!!!!! :P

Latin American.

Nerd American outcast.

Hyphenated American nerd.

Not too sure really.

not true. I use old words and have a vocab beyond 3 letters. :P suck that!

typical San Friscan

Generic New York liberal elitist with an esoteric occupation irrelevant to Real America.


Oh, god, I would hope not.

i agree i am not. i am much better. :D

Xahar:  Brownese-American

Cutie: Californian.

Pretty damn American :P

Australian.

Cop out - SKIP

Intermoderate: classic hipster douchebag type.  (note that I'm not actually calling you a douchebag, it's just an automatic appellation to the term hipster.)

An Europeanized American.

A waffling frenchie?
Not at all amricun!!!

Not at all, of course.

A Vulgar-ian?  Not American at all.

Classic type, made famous by Prairie Home Companion.

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He's the American Anti-Christ....... ;)

You can't get any more American than an old geezer with an eye for bleach-blond, big breasted women.

Not American at all.

Dying bread of Americans.

I think you mean "breed". :)

See how unamerican I am ;)

Kal wants to be an American more than he'll ever admit to.   ;)

One of our greatest.

Confused gay kid from a very conservative rural area is a bit of a stereotype now.

Much more than he thinks he is.

Funny, that sounds like a comment px75 would have made ;)

Not at all. I wonder if he has any interest in visiting America? I'd like to visit Bulgaria sometime, but time and money are preventing me from doing so.

1950s

Yes.

Yes. Of cool Americans clique.

...not very.

He's a rootin' tootin' down home cowboy, ahsay.

Not American

73.9% American

Chubby nerd with moderate libertarian residual adolescence. Very common type, yes, and sartorially almost a standard.

Unamerican damned red.

Certainly completely Anglo-Celtic westener; maybe 85%?

He'd be from Seattle or Portland, OR.

Let's say he is a bit more Amercian than he thinks.

Maybe one of those evil Frog-loving socialo-communists in the Upper East Side who like French food and culture ;)

American? No.

Crypto-Brazilian?
Hell yeah!!!

Not American

Uber American, in that he has caught the American dream, and is running with it, and may be an "all American" materialist to boot. :)

America is an idea more than anything else. If we ever lose the "idea" we are in deep trouble.

Pretty American actually...

Definitely more American than your average German or Japanese, but less American than your average Canadian.

Hmm, awfully close to the Canuck border, aren't you?   Snowguy strikes me as very American.  He has an old school, main street sense of fair play and hard work that is eroding in many areas. 

Decent enough, I'd guess.

Sadly, very.

Represents the super-Americanized Hispanic demo well.

Not very American at all

Definitely American

Very

Fits the mold of the upper midwest quite well

Being born in the United States should at least make BRTD somewhat American.

Smash is a smashing delight of an American.

He's the King of all Americans

Very.

Not at all.

Quite

Minnesota is the least American state besides Vermont.

He's about 230 years too late... but still American :P

Not very American.

Seems like a typical son of a cop with race issues.

Vaugly.

British

Hyphenated-American

Painfully white and liberal. :P

Not American at all. But also American to an excruciating extent. If that makes any sense.

He's a red dot.  He should either be driving a taxi or performing surgery on my heart. 

Oh, he's a Muslim?  Hmmm...

He's as American as they come... maybe not "Americana".. .but certainly American.

So much so we could almost pledge allegiance to him.  :)

Religous

Intellectually? Far too much.

Not at all.

But he desparately wants to be one........

Greek-American

Quite :)

He's American... but I don't know if I'd go so far as to say he's a real 'murican.

The fact that you said 'murican makes you uber-American :P

Blue collar

"It's Morning in America" American

Almost as American as Kalwejt.

The typical small town American teenager, not quite like myself.

paleolibertarian - only in America!

The question isn't whether he's a real American, but whether he's a real Virginian.  (Nope).

100%, in a way I am not really. I am more of a Tory, and favor a Parliamentary system among other things. I also think about 80% of this American "exceptionalism" thing is due to a mix of hype and luck, and really dislike the hubris of some of my fellow citizens that is derived from this. Americans are less exceptional, than they are lucky. And it looks like that luck may be running out, if we don't get our act together, and soon. Good luck to you youngs. I mean that. I'm worried.

Super-ultra upper-middle class american - former fat (or 'recovering' fat), very condescending and filled with an overweening pride, congratulating himself on privilege as if it reflected character, desperate attempt to 'enjoy life' when its really too late. 

About as american as it gets.

Heheh, no offense, buddy.

More than he'd like to admit ;)

Pretty American

Certainly American....I'd almost say: only in America.

Not American enough, not European enough. He's just one Franzl.

Not very.  Sorry Polandball.

Typical Philthadelphia Street Thug Librul Murican.

A legendary American

I'd be pissed off if you said "very" :P

*skip*

100% A1 Steak Sauce American.

It's a miracle he's still alive, considering his home state.

Not American at all, and also not Polish at all. ;D

Not at all American.  Not at all an insult.

A dying bread of American.

Relatively, I guess.

Better than most :)

Quite

More than I am :)

THAT'S MY LINE!

*skip*

Not very.

Which is why I used it XD

110% All American American.

As apple pie and baseball going out on a date together.

72.4% American.

Any libertarian is American and a half ;)

Too American for his own good.

Doesn't look very much so.

One of the most American people on this forum.

When you discount all of the American people, that is.

Excessively American.

A reasonable and sensible one :P

0% American, you can't be American if you're not from here! :P

That's a cop out :P

I will say Jedi is pretty darn 'Merrikan.

You hate Sarah Palin, therefore you are very American.

One of the most American on this forum.

If he were, he'd be a Harper-worshipper. :P

Probably because this forum's filled with European commu-social-marx-facist-Obama-Bush-Reagan-Carter-Charlie Sheen-ites.

A less rare than thought Hoosier Liberal

Depressingly American.

Not American.

American

As Apple Pie.

British

A joyful non American

A 1920s American.

The most American French I know, yet un-American enough to be likable. ;)

American in a Kucinich way.

Too American for France.

TEXAS'S REAL MERKA!!!

Democrat from Pennsylvania? Uber 'Murican XD

no, he does not have the values of america.

As American as Apple Pie.

Very M'urrican...

As American as dog sh*t.

He's a real 'murican.

He is (partly) from an American country but he is completely unAmerican ;)

As American as a Frenchman gets.

As American as the Boston Red Sox having sex with the Detroit Red Wings.

Yeah, pretty American. I couldn't picture him elsewhere really.

Quite American, despite being semi-German.

Not very American at all.

Or I suspect he doesn't want to be.......not sure which ;)

to the core

Yes, but probably doesn't want to be ;)

More than most

He doesn't even know there is something else than being American ;).

French?  Really...

In a very fine and elegant way, it seems.

As American as French fry.

As American as apfelstrudel.

He's from Boston... about as far from Real Amurica as you can get.

Also too and Paul Revere warnin' them British that they won't be takin' away our arms.

British.

As much as Obama is American !!!

ROFL ;D

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As American as soda bread having sex with blood cake.

American? Yes, in a good way, of course.

Oklahoman? You don't fit there, dude.

As a big anti-missile radar can be ;D.

So american he's french!

Very American

As American as a sweet chocolate cookie

(of course, I'm only referring to the fact that eating them is nice and pleasable, nothing else !!! :P
my heterosexuality is so entrenched that mount Everest will fall apart before I switch my habits...)