Talk Elections

With my press empire growing, I feel it is a time for some serious, realiable news source.

After all, who cares about some interviews with random dudes or news?

Hereby, I present to you...

An old, unemployed since 2003, man from Georgia (Southeast Region) was taken into an asylum after he repeatedly claimed to be a "Barnes".


Barnes, a former Senator at-large, is still missing since his mysterious disappearance in November.

The Missing Bicyclist from Pacific has been spotted alive and well in Portland, Oregon.


Now, it's evident to all of us that Mr. Mechaman's campaign for a Pacific Senate seat, held by a powerful incumbent SatanJesusL. Ron Hubbardbgwah (JCP-PA), was founded on a lies.

Mr. Ernest, former [insert random Atlasian office here], has been arrested and detained while trying to escape to the Southeast.

Ernest, also known as a "Lime Green Killer" (pictured below), attempted to leave Midwest, but upon orders from RG Hans, Atlasia Marshals stopped him at the airport.

The coming fate of Mr. Ernest is unclear.

Great ! :D


Though serious and reliable is not exactly the words I would use... :P

You didn't get WWN reference :P

Who is this guy, Tim Pawlenty ? I don't know any Atlasian officeholder with this name. :P

Vice President Kalwejt (UDL-Awe) goes mad yesterday and attempted to close PPT declaration thread 24 hours before a deadline. Two Capitol Police officers successfully stopped the nut and took him to the custody, so he could finally have his medication.

Can I get a subscription?

For even worse, he's just about to hang a large Saudi propaganda poster in his room.

TERRORIST !!! DIE !!! >:( >:( >:(

Of course some insane guy might want to shoot you after reading that, but I hope your friends won't try to exploit that for petty political reasons. You know, words don't kill people. ;D

You look like a child of Saddam Hussein.

Wrong, I'm looking like Kentucky's Lt. Governor.

Former Vice President Yates has been given a state funeral with full military honors in Springfield, Illinois, Mideast Region, and his final goodbye was attended by a mourning masses.


He was such a good man, Mrs. Taylor, a housewive who travelled all the way from Alabama, told our reported. He wanted things changed.

Yates was a great man. I don't mind if he faked his brain tumor. Now I'll never see his TL completed, former Senator AndrewCT, who travelled from his Connecticut home, wept openly.

RPP, Mideast and Atlasia lost a true stateman and a genius of his times, second only to Mr. Sexy Hair, Governor Tmthforu said.

Mr. Yates has been shot to death by Sheriff Gustaf Arpaio, when he tried to return to Mideast. Mr. Gustaf first raided his presidential HQ, when Yates announced his intentions to save Atlasia and to save himself, and warned him, if he won't stay away, he'll handle this case. A brave Yates with a heart of lion did not listen.

I don't care, Sheriff Gustaf Arpaio told our reporter. This troll was not welcomed in my land, f**king clear? I warned him, but he continued to troll. Now, get the hell out of here, or I'll smash you with my mighty Swedish fist.

no reactions from Senator Fernando Collor (PTB-AL)?

ROFL ;D

Sheriff Gustaf Apario, infamous for his coldblooded murder of an Atlasian stateman Yates, give Teddy (nicknamed "SoFE") a blunt ultimatum.

Be gone by noon, or I'll shot you just like I shoot that little bitch Yates, Mr. Gustaf said. And then, I'll parade with your head across the town.

Teddy, in a very moving gesture, asked the people of Atlasia when should he be gone.

:(...Rest in Peace, Yates

Bump.

New news are coming soon.

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Authorities in Phoenix, Arizona, Pacific Region, discovered yet another heavily massacred body. The victim and all previous (3) ones had the same signs and yet one more thing in common: they were registered murderers of UDL.

Mr. Marokai Blue, Arizona resident, is one of the few not scared of mysterious killer murder spree. I know this dude, he's name is Self-Fulfilling Prophecy. He is just a random douche. Just ignore him and all will be fine, he told our reporter.