Talk Elections

I think it's time for a new one. ;)

Probably the best liberal Atlasian Senator we have. :) Good to see some dedication in Survivor's as well.

Not a clue who this George is, though the poster's relation to Ohio juxtaposed with the poster's residence in Indiana is somewhat perplexing.  I think I missed the joke :(

Yelnoc understands the philosophy of the MW!

I already miss DSK

Who's that guy?

You really should change your sig. How long have you had it now?

It sure is... Red.

Poor guy, so easy to quote dumb things from. :P

It's ironic, right? Or are you a Republican critic of Scott Walker? If the latter, kudos.

If the Reds were good at one thing, it was making stylish looking propaganda posters.

<3

Look at my compass score. I'm a PA Democrat.

As for Joe, hilarious.

EDIT: Also, Phil's is cool.

Agreed, Scott Walker is an HP. Good thing they strayed from Goodwin's Law and compared him to a similar dictator.

Oh crap, I keep mixing people up. :(

Oh and the quote: I don't really have an opinion of Counting Crows, but this probably isn't too far off.

Communism sucks.

Sarcastic.

Not much of a fan, but the album art is neat.

The statewide one is pretty pointless, but the individual races are cool.

So less people are believing the Muslim lie?

Pleasantly surreal, benefits from lack of context.

Retroactive punishment violates human rights, you know Sam ? ;)

A superb poster. 

I am reminded of Sancho from the movie Orgazmo whenever I see that picture. Don't ask why.

Quoting himself: a fail attention whoring.

I learned about him a couple of weeks ago.  Kind of a sad story really.

He looks like young Stephen Harper. It's eerie.

Vaugly Christmasey

That's not funny, that's a lie.

In any case, the guy just above the quote certainly doesn't look like a sytyle icon. ;D The repetition of of the clip gives the impression that the guy is getting beaten to death. ;D

Italian people.

The most interesting man in the world?

I do hope you are just kidding in those quotes ;)

Sorry, I'm not a big fan of unnecessarily indignant provocateurs.

Nice maps.

There are a lot of one I have difficulties to understand. Ho do they know Ohio is the nerdiest State ? That Idaho has the "weakest government influence" (what the hell does it mean BTW ?) ? And Maine being the "dumbest State" ?

Some clarifications are needed, though overall it's nice enough. ;)

John Boehner and Antonio Bandares! :D

Quoting yourself is somewhere between sad, stupid or creepy. You choose.

It's christmas colors BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY MEAN!

Gene was a smart man.

It's actually a reference to Opebo :P

But I'm gonna go with creepy.

So, I take it you admire someone from PikaMassachusetts of the Constitution Party?

Nah, I just always said that if I ever needed to get away from Jersey, I'd move to MA. Plus I love the Constitution :P

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Pretty obvious things.

Nooo! Don't liberate Italy! You know what you got the last time somebody liberated Italy - 40 years of DC rule!

1st Republic was 1.000.000.000.000.000 times better than what we have now. And not that bad actually. I wish we could get back to that time...

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That rabbit lost its glasses.

I still find it hard to believe Maine is the "dumbest" state. I also need to find a regional map of Greece to see "the worst" for each region.  ;)

Well we all know Italian footballers are a bit feminine. If they didn't spend so much time doing ballet jumps maybe they'd actually have a shot in the Euro next year. :P

The quote frightens me D:

No one wants to know you're hormonal, honestly.

When was that?

1980

It's amusing that Voinovich looks very much like Kucinich in that poster.

Those maps must've taken a lot of work.

I associate Jim Morrison with Wayne's World 2.

I don't like modern poetry, for the most part.  It's not in verse and doesn't rhyme.

A guy named weiner who shows people his weiner. Am I 9 again?

The comic is hilarious. I also don't think it's too awful to not have pristine conservative social credentials, despite what Feeble may think. ;)

Mitt Romney- Triple protection against plaque buildup.

It's not a poem, it's a song by an 80's novetly punk band consisting of children.
 It got stuck in my head and I thought it was funny.
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I don't hate Ronald Reagan D:

His signatures are often disappointing, as this one is now. Might I suggest...maps?

Hahaha :P

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Simply astonishing, detailed maps!

(hc) That's an epic map. Congratsz! You'll also excuse me for stealing your 'weekly map' idea.
(Kal) Voters are idiots, example #235,603,053

Solid map! I guess now we are competitors. Prepare to be blown away this Wednesday... ;D

That sig would give Torie a massive woody.

You don't want to know Gramps.

It was funny a year ago.  Get a new one.

Those trolls give Ron Paul a bad name.

Hey, it's been barely three months since I got it.

And it's informative too.

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"Critics described the album as hilarious, unlistenable and torturous, though most agreed that it wasn't all that bad for a group of nine-year-olds. The band also began opening for national acts such as Gwar, The Flaming Lips and Sonic Youth."

:D

EDIT: And then I went on the read the "recent activity" chapter. :'(

D'aww

As I said before, it should be an option for your avatar.

Jim Morrison rocked that motherf**king beard :D

I don't get it.

First GIF: Gerard Way, lead vocalist of My Chemical Romance being sassy ;D

Second GIF: Frank Iero, rhythm guitarist of My Chemical Romance (aka my husband) being cute :D

Look, I'm a bisexual teenage boy. This is what I do in my free time.

You still post here?!?

I like it.

Why yes :)

I was refering to FallenMorgan.

Don't like the signature, but the screen name is good.

The timelines are very good. As for Jim Morrison, my opinion isn't very strong either way.

This map helps me understand how much New York swung in 2010.

Boo. ;)

Wtf ?

Would have some use if the forum weren't 99% male and 80% hetero. And even then, that's probably debatable. :P

Yeah, the Forces of Darkness losing control of Milan at a local level is no bad thing.

Meh.

I have my concerns over whether church attendance, sunny weather, and highest number of breasted babies are really that awesome.

Meh

That's the second most weiners I've seen in one place ;)

loljk

I guess this one too won't last for long.

Most are interesting, but some make me doubtful : church attendance ? churchs per capita ? "best armed" State ? golf holes per capita ? Most average ?

Sig needs maps :)

Great map

Mmm.....tasty.

Makes me proud to be a vegetarian. ;)

MapOrgasm^tm

Unhealthy.

Dan Savage = Horrible Person.

I see the point it makes, but it isn't put in a very convincing way.

The people I never heard of.

Appropriate moniker for something as disgusting as the man himself.

Lowest suicide rate :D

You should spend more time in the International Elections board. :P

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One day to remember is all that separates me from you? Not buying it.

Freedom sig!

Not as funny as I hoped it would be.

I will strike back soon!

So beautiful... :D

What are Basque Country's borders that ugly, though ? They should sell that ugly stripe to Navarra or La Rioja, or else purchase those stupid enclaves. :P

Sadly that idiot has survived too much before.

Confusing.

what

It's a thing of beauty indeed.

I really enjoy the signatures with unusual political posters in them, like this one.

I like Maine in 88.

Another Mikado gem.......Bravo!

Indeed.

But I prefer the scantily clad ladies.

Was going to mention you needed to change signature, then noticed you did.

Some vintage socialist Belgian stuff.

Thus, I approve.

Looks like another thing only Kalwejt finds amusing.

What does it come from ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hated

Should've thought it was related to some random band only BRTD knows about. ;D

I don't know, Antonio, Berlusconi is awfully resilient...

That sig will give Torie a raging woody

opebo quotes always are good.

I assume both of these pictures promote Socialism :P

Pointless advertising is pointless.

Japanese art.

Illinios has the most boring one for sure. Can't believe New Jersey's the state where least people want to kill themselves.

Dem short-haired Swedish wimminz.

This place does need an Anarchist avatar.

The song lyric isn't that interesting. Love your Survivor, though. How long has it gone on? Five months?

Your maps are a blessing to this forum. :) Waiting to see what will come next wednesday. ;)

Knowing him most likely not!

WTF?

Worst: Arizona

Lol!

What the f**k is wrong with you?

Does Xahar not like Brazil?

I don't know what to think of Rep. Paul.

Again...

WHAT. THE. F**K?!

Intelligent, interesting poster.

If it's CNT anarchism, I approve.

Nice map, I guess.

Going to start another Survivor?

Interesting maps, that dark red blob in Western Mass makes me so pissed though.

His maps are amazing. I've always found it neat how Independents do so well in the Northeast. Well, minus Wallace...:P

Though I could make a Wallace strength map for you if you'd like.

Interesting!

Okay...

Who's that guy and why is he so angry?

Courtesy some blog link that opebo sent me when I asked about another detail of this election. Polling at 4%.

(skip or don't - px's new sig looks like the overused old one but isn't even funny)

I think it would be nice if Thai election poster sigs became something of a 'meme' over here. It's always nice to see a scene of Thai life.

I can't read Thai!

I'd prefer a translation!

The bottom line of mine looks like it reads "Snus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus): Inaine!" in some pseudo-thai script. :D

(Kevin) You're a retard.

@Kevin, Stop posting everytime someone else posts.

For Hash, Cool map, I still think HC's maps are better ;)

I just want to People to see my cool new sig! :D

Please explain what is "cool" about a far-right genocidal maniac. It's not any cooler than having Pol Pot or Hitler in your sig - it's just as retarded and downright scary.

Who the f**k is this "Kevin" fellow ?

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QFT

What's with the recent string of Asian signs I've been seeing in sigs lately?

Thai 'Elections'. Opebo started with a poster of the 'Democratic' Party, then Lewis Trondheim sigged some joke candidate, and mine is mainly because I like the idea of opebo having to see it several times a day. Also,the bits of Thailand around the posters look nice.

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Can banned users PM? If not you and feeblepizza can just exchange e-mail to finish the TL together. You'd just have to post it all.

Lawl, Utah would be difficult.

1st quote : Hum, and why exactly ? Sounds cool but doesn't make any sense.
2nd : WTF ? So victims of forest fires hate America ? Yeah, I know Glenn Beck is insane, but even by his insane logic I still don't get it.

Google Big Bill Haywood, and you'll understand it. It's not the current American sense of the term.

I miss the cute kitten.  :(

I miss the voluptuous ladies. :(

LOL @ Alabama, Mississipi, Kentucky, Illinois, South Carolina, Pennsylvania...

I just want him to go away forever. The worst thing is that even when he falls it's never permanent unlike most right wingers.

Simple solution, don't waste money on alcohol

I highly doubt he can recover this time. Italians seem to have seriously waken up eventually, and even some right-wingers are starting to say he's a dead man walking. I don't want to seem overly optimistic but the political situation has never been so promising since over 15 years.

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Decent parody. I don't think being a Paul supporter makes him any more interesting, though.

Amusing how much of the area around Lewiston seems to vote 'yes' to everything.

(the man in my signature is Marc Bloch for those that don't know)

I bet that prick Inks would land a 10-pointer on him ;)

Good quotes.

The strip is pretty funny in its absurdity. ;D

Hopefully.

Cordoba makes the map look ugly. Why does the city vote Conservative, anyways?

I've seen too many xkcd signatures. That one's clever, but by now everyone knows it too well.

One of Maine's more depressing moments.

Boring white guy.

What do they use to decide Alaska is the most equal?   

Legendary. That is how I picture Angus.

I'm going to see Murphy at a healthcare town-hall in Simsbury this weekend.

I echo Napoleon.

I have a somewhat similar problem - I work at a grocery store, and spend way too much money there. I probably spend more on food than anything else and I'm still under my parent's roof.

Looks like a toothpaste brand

Who's that guy ?

"Game Over" might be truer if the pic showed him and some young poon, but I agree......game over.

Quotes capture the style of the repartee of the posters in question very well indeed.  The bit from Badger really made me laugh. Thanks for picking that up. Even better were reading the closeted one's crazed posts on the nexus of gays and population projections. That was just so special. :)

Not the most appropriate location for the the smiling with both thumbs up pose. :P

He kinda looks like my dad.

Pretty Funny. :)

As someone else said, can't you just email feeble or whatever?

Lol

Can you please stop posting GIGANTIC photos?

Wind power... Poor birdies.

Well, I once had the nickname 'big bird' from some weird woman.  Never caught on with anyone else.  But I didn't find the quotation to be lol.. just mildly amusing.

Nothing like a good 19th century (?) political cartoon.

2009 Prop 1 has always been a fascinating map. Nice job on all 4.

No new map this week? :(

Excellent work, as usual. :)

Excellent as usual

But what about the quote you lazy bustard?

As for GG, wow, stellar signature!  Even the gnome quote is OK.

A good depiction of a bad era in history that was followed by an epic fail of a revolution.

I don't know who that is but good pic none the less.

Looks like a mugshot.

Confederate sore losers disagree. Hell, they probably also hate Big Bird.

Looks like Turkey.

Again, poor birdies.

lol true

Like the picture, but my sig should give a good impression on how I feel about the quote.

Amusing.  I'm sure he's using them to jab at the large number of Libertarian posters here. 

I like Buckley. Conservative, smarmy and pretentious, sure, but one hell of an intelligent and interesting guy.

That's my favorite song from Wish You Were Here.

Superior survivor - one of the best in recent memory.

Epic map is epic.

I didn't imagine anything could make my opinion of Ron Paul even worse, but these quotes just did.

So, when does his political career end?

Double Standard?

That would have made for a bizarre general election.

Did Republicans go on a baby killing rampage in western mass ???  I've noticed the uber Dem results seem to start right along those county lines on the town maps, why does this seem to curve around Hampden County?

Example: 2010 results for Baker
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Love it!

Oh, that opebo.

Charming...

Some of those statistics are qualitative. Best licence plate? Who says so?

Well now I know specifically which towns to live in if I ever move to New England for some reason!

Disgusting.

*slight laugh*

Apparently a lot of people in this forum (mostly ultralibertarians and confederate sympathizers) consider Lincoln as the Antichrist.

Lol Berlusconi...

Could only get behind if the only opponent was really terrible. Backing the standard left wing candidate instead.

Lol!

Fix that picture.

This is true.

Why is Rick Perry dressed as a witch.

Er...sarcasm?

Way too big

I like the warning. :)

Best graphs ever.

My sig is like, so awesome, right?

The second quote isn't nearly as racist as the first.

I don't know Anthony Bergen

FF!

Is being the most average really a good thing?

Who the eff cares about ron paul?

F**k the RPP.

Is BRTD an acronym?

Cool stuff. Slightly surprised Burlington suburbs have a Dem PVI.

Awesome map.  Clearly puts a lot of work into it, and it's interesting seeing maps not having to do with the U.S.

Nice quote.

Freedom Seal :)

I don't know your opponent, so I'm not sure whether or not to support you.

I'm still sad he's retiring, he brought a better perspective and voted better sometimes than whatever generic Republican who will replace him.

It's always nice to make fun of yourself.

Again a double standard!

I doubt I'll ever vote for him, but at least he has some principles.

"Very nice!"

Nice job. That must have took a lot of time and hard work. :)

Sexy Drown Watch?

Either a joke or LOL dumb.

Freedom quote.

Despite flip-flopping, he's still better than many other 2012 GOPers.

Sacha Baron Cohen is an epic FF

Not a fan of Atlasia.

Not surprised about PA having the most hunters.

FF quote

I wasn't aware that "many" means 0.

*skip*

Funny because it's true.  ;D

You need a sig my friend!

Not a fan of his.

Pretty much a true quote.

...who?

Hum... what ?

Not quite there yet, but you can almost touch the endgame... even if it's hard to work out what form it'll take.

Jolly good.

Florida=Fail State

Uh..."most liberalized prostitution laws" is a bad thing.

Otherwise, it's a nice picture. I prefer it to your previous signature.

Is that on the Fundie homepage too?

Three quotes from two great posters and one pretty good one if I do say so myself. I like it.

I'd rather see him lying in state.

"chuch attendance" and "churches per capita" are too. ;)

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Quite possible but never underestimate Silvio.

I read it as "Bachmann for President" and almost threw up on my keyboard.

Lol.

Use condoms or blue elephants will stand next to big-eared white guys?

Damn you Rule 34!

Bump.

Sadly, there is a fair amount of people here who hate Lincoln. Don't ask me why.

Terrific quotes.

Lovely map as always.

I hope my new sig clears things up a bit.

I knew that you weren't a conservative, but I'm even happier you're not a southerner.

Nice map and good job on all that effort you put in.

Sorry, Rochambeau. I can't stand Family Guy and know nothing about Anime. Maybe, however, if you were to start a "Connecticut State Legislators Survivor"... ;D

Ex excellent maps :)

I just visited your maps thread. It's pretty good.

Hah

Paint it black.

The one for us doesn't surprise me since I see a lot of fish supplements for sale at all the grocery stores.

Whoever they were, I'm sure they sounded horrible.

I wish I were more patient, and took the time to read more timelines... Some of them look very interesting. :)

Good quotes, especially about taxes.

About as useful as his entire posting history.

Which is very useful. Thanks!

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I notice an Eastern bias.

Pretty upon pretty, as usual. Interesting patterns also.

Kind of the way I've felt about far too many things.

Never heard of them.

The disclaimer isn't needed.

Supporting him for the open Senate seat.

A disgusting thought.

Quite surprising they lost early, along with Brazil. But it's always good to see the obvious winners kicked out. ;D

Huh?

(skip)

Isn't the pic about the Argentine team ?

Do you know who the guy in the pic is?

I assume it was Messi. For what I remember he looks like that and I remember you already had him in your sig last year. Did I get it wrong ?

Completely. This is Diego Forlan, Uruguay's captain and best player.

Meh... :P

The second quote is exactly how I feel.

Shade those maps, Kal... ;)

That's actually quite interesting if you look a bit into demographics of Connecticut towns.

Needs titties

Girls are too mainstream.

I loved DuckTales.

Too many dix, needs titties. Again :P

Btw, DuckTales is next week. That is Darkwing Duck, American hero and legend.

I used to watch that show.

lol suburban anarchists

DaveDeath? Why do you want to kill Dave? He's the webmaster!

I don't know Mr. Rogers, but the reason why he can't be elected is rather obvious (and legitimate).

I must say that the new fad in political advertising to plaster posters with one-word empty slogans and then the faces of random people is quite annoying and emblematic of the new populism and the drive to look "close to people". Do people actually think the PS or any other party actually gives a sh**t about those people (unless they're white people with lots of money to give). In addition, the slogan "change/le changement/cambio" is awful. It's so empty.

Aren't most "centrist" parties in Brazil really right wing? Ugh.

Two dudes about to make out? ???  Well, whatever floats your boat.

It certainly floats Mikado's...

I enjoy the quote. I don't understand the other silliness.

Phil likes a Philly machine Democrat? ???

Yeah, not a fan.

Thank you for continuing to show your ignorance on yet another topic. It's more complex than that and he spent most of his life as a Republican that opposed the Republican machine that I loathe.

Freedom quote.

Never knew they spoke Spanish in Brazil.

Can't find the Wikipedia article on them.

Birds of a feather...

I'm not that into professional soccer, though I do like the game itself.

Awww a baby donkey.

Thank you Morgan, Napoleon, Lief, and others for standing by my side (and changing your sig for me).

Meh

lol.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...................................................................

Given the position is mostly held by Republicans, it's interesting. Baby Donkey helps.

Terrible reason to dislike carter.

You spelled Chuck wrong.

I guess the baby donkey is clever.

Apparently the music of You & I tends to make people experiment......

love it

More or less in line with my own PM, just a tad more left-wing.

Pretty accurate quotes.

The fock is emoviolence?

It's a combination of the words "emo" and "powerviolence", it's basically a combination of the emo vocal style and song structures with the thrashiness, simplicity and speed of powerviolence, this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdA0rGSlCZw) is essentially the origin of the term and a good example of the sound.

And despite Rochambeau's victimization here the whole thing is fairly ridiculous and overblown. Plus this doesn't improve his posting history any.

Seem pretty cool

*Imagines Eddie Murphy voicing that donkey*

I disagree.  Honesty and principal is what makes a good president or politician, not "prestige."

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I guess I repeat what I said about political propaganda which now feels the need to plaster the faces of random people all over the place.

Who's that guy?

Adolfo Suarez presumably.

Forlan is still ugly.

XKCD is funny.

Me too.

We need both prestigious and capable leaders.

Aww baby donkey.

Forum meme, Internet meme, Internet meme.

Basically.

Where's that quote from? I'm genuinely interested.

Especially since I can find no evidence on the net that a Communist Party of Liechtenstein ever existed, know for certain that none ever ran for office, and would be surprised to find that, if one was ever organized, it was not immediately banned.

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Informative :D

Funny.

@Hash, lewis

It's just an anecdote I picked up at some random non-politics related blog. I can't find where I found it in the first place, but as memory serves me, the blog-owner reported another person's account of a visit to Liechtenstein in the mid-eighties (possibly 1970's definitely mid-something though).
I think it may very well be apocryphical, but I don't think that hurts the punch-line, which is just amusing regardless of it being true.

Lulz

...ok....

Failblog rulez!

Uh, so after the Vietnam War? Even mid-70s was after US involvement.

Ick.

good quotes

All I can look at is the KFC.

Mid-sixties then?? Tonkin resolution was 1964, no? Well, it really doesn't matter to the anecdote anyway.

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ملأ أذهانهم بالأجندات الخاصة وعملاء الموساد وحزب الله والمخابرات المركزية الذين تحالفوا للمرة الأولى في التاريخ لإسقاط النظام. لا أعرف كيف يتحالف الموساد مع حزب الله وحماس لكن الإعلام مصر على أن هذا حدث

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What's that thing in the middle?

Dumb reason to dislike Carter. Plus, he was a Governor.

Have a nice stay.

Meh

Meh

Too big.

yay 4 random ppl on random fluffy party bs poster!

You really don't want to comment the quotes ? :(

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Never heard of the party.

Ugh

Al FTW ! :D

I'd love to see them win in 2012, but of course that means an end to the world's most attractive first lady. :P

There is no sig...

This would be meaningless but funnier if you were using the common definition of "repressed".

I don't get it really, but like that cat.

The cover looks cool

I'd be torn between him and Scoop.

The colors are incorrect on that map.

Confound that Wikipedia.

SKIP

The map is interesting. Sorry if you wanted to be skip Snowtalker

Meh, can't say I like Udall.  I actually know nothing about him.

Anarchy = Fail.

I'd assume I'd support that in France. Good quotes though.

?

What map is that?

The best one in 2006.

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lol   Phil rage.

1976, right?

Fail sig.

Nice.

Looks like he is preparing for his job at Dairy Queen after he drops out.

Cool, I suppose.

Election night?

"This user is currently ignored."

I love it!

Gotta check out the new guy.

Lulz

I agree with the quotes and the signature.

Sure.

Great line from a great episode.

Voted for you.

It looks wrong, yet so very Right.

Not sure what to think of the quotes. Kinda funny, kinda true, kinda "what?".

Wow. That real?

Disturbing.

Which one? :P

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For Snowstalker since I have px on ignore ......

Well it figures Santorum would go for a brown one ;)

Did you put Naso's quote in the institute?

The whole thing was there, so it would be redundant.

Trying to paint it as something wrong aren't you?

Did Thatcher die or is this just an unrelated tribute?

I get the joke. Poultry for Santorum.

No she's still alive

Not disturbing at all :)

What's that map?

Antoni Gaudi?

I always check out homely's maps.  Something I do frequently when I notice his signature :D

PF?  that's cool and all, but unusual for a sig

Time for a new one, jmf.

see, that's what I wanted to talk to you about...he's feeling real bad.

Comparision of 1948 Thurmond and 1968 Wallace presidential bids.

*skip*

I love you, King.

Priceless Mike Naso quote........the pic needs to go.

At the cost of being repetitive... :P





But also quite hilarious...

Supporting them over Sarko, I guess.

Classic Naso.

I hope Inks feels pretty embarrassed today for these quotes.

I think it's funny how it took more than a hundred years (?) to construct that thing, and it still isn't even finished (?).

What is that?

1) A flag I made.
2) A response to pebo's sig.

Figure I have to skip Morgan.

Where there is discord, may we bring war. Where there is error, may we bring jackassery. Where there is doubt, may we bring more doubt. And where there is despair...there will still be despair.

"Conservatives are people who resort to slanderous ad hominem attack when a fight breaks out" - my alterego.

Dear god, por que?

Why would we ever do that?

Hooray 

What year is that from?

JJ, comedic genius.

Very pretty. 

Great maps :)

No map, but hoping Sarky loses.

Meh

Simple, yet so....not simple :P

I hope it auto-updates

Where's Tebby?

Cool maps.

Cool Flag!

Love Mags!

Yeah, I did laugh a little at the second first time I saw it.

I can't read those maps.

Catalunya, Tierra Lliure!

I must take the time to read your guide to Spanish elections, but didn't yet find the courage to start. That, my friend, is a hell of a thesis. ;D

Ah, the French socialists.  Vive le commune!

I wish them the best, hoping the future of Libya will bring better days to its people than the past. I have a rather detached view of it, not too optimistic that whoever takes over in the end will be much different than Gaddafi, but hey, who knows?

Mildly approve.

The iPhone's grandfather.

Yeah, people around here are building stockpiles. Lancaster is right around the edge of the path.

My sig is cool.

Nice hat.

meh

Woah, it rotates? Cool.

Once saw a movie where weed turned people into lizards.

Caddyshack...xD

Indeed, never heard of it.

You're German now?

What are the weird shapes on the left and top? Gatorbaby is cute. Real ones are cuter, though.

Where are the bunnies?

I'd love to go there.

Lulz. :P


Nah, it's a joke about the German FDP (see this thread (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=127677.0)). ;)

Anyways, weren't you supposed to comment on signatures ? :P

Oy. :P

Who's that?

Classic Naso quote.

You've never seen Caddyshack?

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I think the first quote is pretty funny, the second one is unnecessarily rude (though I don't know who Vander Blubb is), and disagree with the third.

All in all, meh.

What goes on there?

It's the municipality I live in right now. It voted a whopping 84.3%-15.0% for President Obama in 2008 and is known as a "progressive enclave". It has a collection of aging hippies and a very liberal flair. We even have a Communist bookstore. A decent number of the cars you see have the usual assortment of left-wing bumperstickers: HRC Campaign, Obama, some random thing about world peace, "My child is a Peacemaker at the Coventry School, etc. I once told a conservative activist on the opposite side of town I lived there and he did a double take.

The picture is the road sign when you enter and it's a pretty good coincidence that there's a No Parking sign in the picture becuase you can't do that anywhere either. Yes, they actually still call the city a "Nuclear Free Zone". For such a free-thinking environment, they sure have some assinine laws. I've had friends ticketed for jaywalking. My old duplex was in violation of the greenspace ordinance because someone drove through and ripped up a tiny strip of grass. They now have a 6pm curfew for people under 18 in certain areas (but they only arrest black people for some reason ??? though no one will ever admit it). Basically the answer to the question "Can I..." is always no if it involves a basic task like crossing the street or parking and yes if it involves some stupid liberal fantasy like sex and drugs.

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The place sounds hilarious. I feel like going there now just 'cause. I especially like the bit about the curfew.

**SKIP**

Who's that crazy-looking guy ?

Beautiful and civilized like Rosie O'Donnell.

Yeah, that second joke kinda crosses a line.

Gangsta!

Hackish

Just revived the second thread for sh**ts and giggles.

Rochambeau indeed.

This guys is a walking disaster, unfortunately.

I believe in America, but not in Mitt Romney's America :P

After he loses, maybe he can advertise toothpaste.

I must have missed this.  I can only assume you're responding to Jake.  Dirty skipper :P

Great song

It was extremely late; I was responding to tmth.

Nice bug.

Very nice banner. Though it could be a tad bigger. ;)

Much too liberal for me. :P

Roemer's cool.  He's a one-issue guy and stuff, but he's cool.

Supported.

Stop.....seriously.

Great quotes.

Don't know a lot about him, but feel pretty comfortable saying he has no shot of winning.

Short, but sweet.

Rubbish.

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Perfect!

Took your advice.  Thanks. :)

@Grumps: Good quotes.

Nice and sunny.  :)

Always enjoyed yours.  I was always curious about how the CDs looked back then. :)

A new dawn rises over Atlasia...

A bit outdated.

Does look cool.

So there are only 50 people in your precinct ?

Like it, nothing new.

(BTW, my sig means that Corbett is doing the same crap as other Midwestern governors, but unlike the others he isn't being a troll about it, so he stays out of criticism)

Don't know much about him. I still love the officer teddy quote, but it needs the bear in order to really sell.

Great timelines

Never seen that movie or whatever so I don't get the quote.

LOL  One of my favorites.   ;D

<3 <3 <3

It's quite fascinating to see Florida with so few CDs... :)

Good quotes.  I don't quite understand the picture though.  What legislative body is represented?

Now I'm hungry.../:

RIP

Well I get the metaphor of the image but not sure what it means.

Epic.

I'll be crossing fingers for you. ;)


The French Senate, which the left gained for the first time since its creation in 1876. Hence, history. :)

In...?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Senate_election,_2011

Oh, well. Maybe I should just put the link in my sig. :P

Was wondering what your sig meant but due to your explanation above I now know what it means.

RIP

Lepper?

From what I know the only province the Grits are doing well in.

Disgusting.

Bring back the bunnies.

Looks like a beautiful city!

R.I.P.

Endorsed.

Naso is a disgusting human being, but we love him for it.

Being a politician is a tough job.

I approve.

Thank you, sir.

Endorsed.

Even worse than Naso fetish.

Lol in a sick sort of way.

A fitting tribute.

Mmm Brownies! Insert Homer Simpson reaction to donuts here!

RIP Steve.

Your contributions to this forum are unvaluable. Please keep giving us new CD maps. :)

Now, the people who redistricted NC that way should be killed with acid.

Good for the PS--best of luck for taking out Sarkozy.

I know the name of that reptile but can't spell it.  And the spell check on my computer isn't coming up with the correct word!

Chameleon. ;)

SKIP

As if I don't here it at school from my whiny French socialist friend...

Hurrmun Cayun.

Woah, MS is gonna ban condoms?

lol Cain. I have a hard time seeing Rethuglicans nominating a guy who talks like a gangsta.

Nice for them.

Very true.

I still can't believe how ugly that map is!

I'm against standard issue political banners in signatures.

wabbits

Endorsed again.

O__O RAGING BOY HORMONES

Jared Loughner look-alike?

What?

nom nom nom

Not being a degenerate dirt bag racist I have to say the text offends me.

Rubio is an ass.

Awesome. :)

It's pretty cool!

I suppose it's better than you have that in your sig than your past, uh, disturbing signature-idolization of mass-murderers like Milosevic.

Sucky

Doesn't make any sense to me?

only in America do we mourn greedy salesmen...

LOL, Republicans.

Nice looking place!

Ok, he was a nice guy and a succesful entrepreneur, but I think the idolization has gotten a bit too far.

Now you just need to get a real leftist President.

A testament to broken walls. And to treadon pieces of cloth.

bunniez

Yum :D

Seems like a good guy but not my choice for the Pubbie nominee.

Um, cool I guess?

Ah, the good old times when the Texas map didn't totally look like sh*t...

Congrats!

That seems pointless and not worthy of an ad.

Made me laugh :P

Who's he? A cross between Jefferson Dent & Charlie Wilson?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Dent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Dent)

I'd really like him to run for Senate here in PA :P

-skip-

Charlie Dent? Nah.

Not very nice apples. Look machine-produced rather than tree-grown.

(Image text translates as: "Mourning Ghaddafi. He will live on in the hearts of his friends.")

Rofldafi

Maaaaan, I was skipped. Oh well.

I like brownies.

don't care about Jim Morrison, always appreciate an active imagination, net positive, though perhaps it's not that great as a signature, per se.

Is that a song?

Great lines.

OK whatever. One of those is now dead.

Awesome. :D

Nice quotes, though I'm still not sure what the picture is all about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Senate_election,_2011 ;)

SKIP

Congrats!  ;D

Great job fuzzy.

Funny. But not too funny..Whitney Cummings funny.

Do not approve.

Quoting yourself is the greatest sign of a douche...but then again, you have proven to not be one.

herman cain's big black index finger, good sig.  references jmfcst, and is phallic and threaten's whitey.

Saying he'll be remembered technically means nothing. Also, he gave Libya a sh**tty flag.

Strongly approve!

Voted for you.

Lol @ Santorum

What about Jefferson Dent?

Update it, dammit! :P

Santorum sucks.

That's not the new Libyan flag.

I have no clue what the hell it means.

Al is great, as usual.

Going now for the big prize.

I love old Jewish comedians.

That looks nu-metal or something. Bleh.

I don't get it, presuming there is something to get, but even without presuming that I still don't get it.  however I like it.

Unfortunately I had to cut the part before due to the silly character requirement which provides more context:


"We" referring to my church plant group.

As for your's, if only damn. Though a good business opportunity.

.....
???

Grunge.

-skip-

Mrs. America 1999 is sweating in fear as she knows she will not be allowed to eat those brownies..

     The choice of backdrop for taking the photo is an interesting one.

Hmmmm.  No hard rock bands in the sig?  Bummer  :(

Only almost? Al's getting soft.

I have a feeling it's amusing if I could read German.

[skip if you like. Or just skip Red's current boring sig. And comment on the goddam quotes, too!]

HP, but in an odd comedic way I miss him.

I thought that meme had died.

un esprit simple comme il faut

Merkel looks confused.

Kinda bland.

Too large. I'm blocking it.

G-ON...in the right-wing party?

Massive idiots getting their ass kicked is always something good to think about. That said, you could take more recent examples. Unless, of course, if the whole point is to piss off Phil. :P

It is.

Also, once again hoping the best for Hollande.

It's... a map?

I sorta like the term "Eco-Capitalist", though I doubt I'd be one.

Ah, yes. The Lizard King. I approve.

Rofl

That picture has probably had a detrimental impact on forum nutrition.

I missed these maps :)

Wikipedia says that band's genre is electronicore. Uh...

Hell yeah! :D

-skip-

I don't get it

Pretty dull.

Huh?

Pic gets blocked but the smilies can stay. I'm curious what he used to make them as I'd like to make some of them.

Don't know who that is.

Best ad ever.

Lol Santorum

though I'm gonna be supporting Casey's opponent in 2012

Eh

HI GIRLS.

Lol

Can't wait til I'm old enough to drink :D

Eh, we don't have any bands in common...

She's probably a huge moderate hero.

THIS IS SMARTYPANTS. PLAY WITH HER OR YOU WILL BURN.

He got what was coming to him.

Eh.  I guess I agree with Perdue on the issues for the most part, but I've been told she's a very weak governor...

Cainiac! (not just a copy off of "McCainiac", but also a palindrome)

Way too big. Normally I'd block but this is the only thread the two of us post in.

It's always refreshing to see that not all people in this stupid country have gone on the Harpertrain or the NDP!!1111!!!!Train

Some people remember that it was the Liberals who made this country what it is/was. And not the Purgatories, who instead ruined it every time.

My preferred Canadian party.

Champagne is not good for your bollox.

Stop.

Crap
Crap
Good
Meh
Crap
Meh
Was good, now crap
Meh
Meh
Meh

Dumb

Thank you, Mr. President, for appointing a liberal SC Justice :)

LOL ;D

The quotations reflect my opinion.

I don't get it.

I thought homosexuality were forbidden among Catholics and Muslims...


@Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends

Don't you think she's sexy?

Re-upload the map as a .png, please.  The pixelization is killing me.

This signature is almost as bad as his entire posting.

luv 4 eva

Pwning Tim Hudak is always a very good deed.

They admire each other clearly

whoop de doo.

The doors?

Very illiberal, very smiley.

Alas, he is also wearing a ghastly tie. Really, really horrible. I will accept that that's a nice coat though.

Reads like Anthony Burgess.

That is way too many.

He's overrated and nowhere near as awesome as people like Guy Picciotto.

For the love of God, man, get that map out of your signature.

Needs to also add the statewide result for these races. -_-

The picture is amusing, of course. The quotes are good.


It's actually from a newspaper article!

Kinda funny.

You like Jim Morrison?

So you want Zimbabwe to rename itself Rhodesia?

I got three death points when I said in response to that pic that I would probably accept "Russian" service from her.

Lol!

Rhodesia, wtf?

"If he who only pays a tax equivalent to a day of work has fewer rights than he who pays the equivalent to three days of work, and he who pays at the level of ten days has more rights than he whose tax only equals the value of three, then he who enjoys 100 000 livres of revenue has 100 times as many rights as he who only has 1 000 livres of revenue."

- Robespierre on property requirements for democratic participation

Marvellous. Too bad there isn't a bigger version, though.

That event is over a month old now.

That event is over 2 years old now.

Heard of some of them. Never bothered to listen to them. I think I heard Fallout Boy once, but can't remember my opinion of them.

Ought to read that timeline.  Oh, you might want to take out the reference to Morrison, now he is no longer in your sig.

Those brownies look good.

Huh.

Ashland! That's like 30 miles away...and a beautiful town. Georgeous countryside, rolling hills, trees...

Very, very conservative area. The university is a bit Evangelicalish but I haven't really heard anything bad about it. One of my brother's ex-girlfriends went there and turned out to be completely crazy, but I suppose that wasn't the school's fault.

To be fair, the whole underlying system is at fault.

what

NDP.

A great day, a great day, indeed.

Most unflattering portrait ever.

That's how nightmares begin...

We love to oggle large chested German Chancellors, don't we?

Is that about Herman Cain?

I really like the quote about insects and so forth.. we really don't pay enough attention to the insect.

Que?

I like it. Very stylish.

That's pretty cool.

Weird.

Happyhappyhappy!!!!!!!  :D

Eww!

...who?

Disapporve

Has there ever been a decent attempt to get you banned?

I've always been amused by the fact that he seems to have had a big mouth both literally and metaphorically.

And another day, he had Milosevic in his signature...

*skip*

Who is it?

Mine is Marc Bloch when younger than usually thought of. Kalwejt's is Józef Piłsudski.

And yours is a murderous sh!t and bastard.

No he is not,

Pinochet is a freedom fighter who overthrew a pre-day Chavez and a economic failure of a  leader and made Chile a better country in the end.

I don't see people on here complaining about Che, Chavez, or Leftie sigs.

Idiot.

I wasn't aware Chavez murdered thousands of people and overthrew Democratically-elected government in a bloody coup.

*skip*

Wow, Kevin is even more of a moron than I originally thought. Maybe he should end up like Orlando Letelier! At any rate, I put the moronic fascist-loving mental retard on ignore.

skip

Antonio:

It's over!:D Not sure what, but it's over!

Uninspired, even for a Republican sign.

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Ah, yes. Kevin logic. A man who overthrew democracy, murdered his political opponents and established a military dictatorship was a 'freedom fighter'. I know this is hackneyed, but, well... War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.

If that's Bloch, a true FF.

Reality produces best jokes.

But... but... Pinochet improved economy and saved Chile from marxism!

*skip*

That is one bitchin' stash...but it pales next to that freaking glare that guy is tossing the camera.


On second look, if you trim the stash back a bit and tone down the uniform, toss a big state trooper hat on his head and he looks exactly like every other cop I've ever been pulled over by.

Have a look at intl news, please. :)

SKIP

Much improved.

Oh, it says skip. dead0's is an absolute classic.

Even the rabbit is embarrassed by Kevin's sig.

Go away.

Pretty neat sign--better then mine :)

Yay, I got quoted!

Why are you still trying to troll Phil?

It incites violence and I do not support it

Eww.

Not surprising. Doing that will not help him get girls.

Heh.

I'm afraid I do not know who that is?

It's John Ashbrook, former congressman from Ohio.

On Kevin's signature.  Several thousand killed and tortured under his regime, so I find this signature somewhat disturbing, but not surprising.

Lol!

A celebration in media...

Douchebag.

I'm glad that he's finally obsolete.

Seems like a controversial figure.

Not really sure what it is, to be honest.

Hah!

Best of luck to you!

You may get my vote should I decide to do so and in your region.

Based on the poster, I'll assume its something fascist.

HAH!

You may have my support?

What is it?

Look it up on Google if you want to know so badly!

California Master Gardeners Network?

Ah, fantasyland. Some really poor font selections there.

"Despite so many painful sights, it does not seem to me that I was sad on the morning of September 11. Needless to say, I did not feel like laughing. I was serious, but my solemnity was without melancholy, as befitted a satisfied soul; and I believe that my comrades felt the same. I recall their faces, grave yet content. Content with what? Well, first content to be alive...On days after great carnage, except for particularly painful personal grief, life appears sweet. Let those who will condemn this self-centered pleasure."

A favorite quotation of mine from Memoirs of War, 1914-15.

Very Interesting!

What does it mean ?

???

"Carver Media Group Network", the international media conglomerate owned by the Bond villain in Tomorrow Never Dies.

skip

Ah you've figured it out!

I don't get it.

I didn't care for the genre even before Twilight.

The pic doesn't work at all out of context and I would've had no clue it referred to Newt without the caption.

Heh.

Creepy!

Nobody does it better than Bloefeld.


Which is precisely why I provided a caption.

Morbo!  :D


And is the second one a movie?

I see that they've been drawing disgusting districts in North Carolina for at least fifty years. Pretty map though.

Who's he?

Simpsons sucks.

Vampires still suck.


::)  Arguably the second best musical after Singing in the Rain,  and you've certainly heard its signature tunes of "That's Entertainment!" and "Dancing in the Dark".

It has nothing to do with vampires.

And, the second line makes it look like the first part is part of your post, rather than being your sig.

Scary as hell

Still don't get it.

That video is freaking me out!

What is that? Some kind of army unit?

Heh, French people.

It stands for Carver Media Group Network

Bond villain?

I like it, somehow. Reminds me of Happy Tree Friends.

That's presumably because Happy Tree Friends were supposed to remind people of stuff like whatever it's from.

I admit it; I laughed at the picture. Continue to like the words, obviously.

Don't know the image but in general, approve.

And as an added bonus, Newt's vanquisher is shown as partly Black!

[skip]

A common example of predation in wooded environments.

I'm sure my parents would have loved to see that on that particular 80s cartoon.  AWESOME!  My sister and girls on my block around my age had tons of them in the 80s.

Gordon Gecko!

The Simpsons back when it was actually worth watching.

Don't get it....

Opebo used to be a Republican.

Also, great drawing.

What... the... f-ck ?

Love it

lol blue Opebo lol

I'm really purple, and I didn't particularly like the signature of 20RP21 because it was a bit large in type face and unadorned.

Based on Wikipedia, a rather odd time period in Russian history.

WTF?

Worthless signature for a worthless poster.

Worthful signature for a worthful poster.

I'm allergic to cats but nice sig anyways.

ಠ_ರೃ

I wuv da widdle kitties.

Wtf does that crocodile think it's doing?

I feel sorry for that lizard!

It's a newt (R-VA).

Freedom sig. ;)

Lol Berlusconi lol

Are you still running?

Yes sir :)

As for your sig, :D

It's from the newest episode. There's a RD-Fluttershy duet! :D

:D

Opebo Lol!

Blatant trolling. But still funny.

Isn't that the truth!

Huge improvement from your past sigs.

The world has lost a great comedian.

I'm digging the green inside the flag.

Old Republic opebo

lol

Not sure if endorsing.

Great episode.

O______________O

I endorse you

?

Puke

(Kevin): I suppose you don't know what that last line actually reads, do you? Haha.

"Yes it's the end of the world anyway"

Besides even though Sarkozy hasn't been the man I was expecting him to be he has been better then other past recent French Presidents. Also I thought the poster looked good anyways. And why should one of the founding member's of the EU project change horseman on it's way to the apocalypse anyways?

On your sig,

Why are you of all people supporting Basque independence?

I was about to point out it's actually the worst President you've ever had, before I realized you admire Pinochet and Milosevic and thus your vision of what's good and what's bad is probably unredeemably f-cked up.

That's what your mom told me,

Besides he still pales in comparison to what Italy has for politicians.

Jesus christ that's way too big. I'm blocking it.

Why should I personally be particularly undisposed towards Euskadi's independence?

Christmas-themed Union Jack?

Por que?

lol