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Title: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 01:24:42 PM
We already know nothing, we're doing, will help us with girls.

So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?

And yes, I know, posting this thread won't help me with girls either :(


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on June 22, 2011, 01:27:32 PM
By the way, whose sock are you?


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: King on June 22, 2011, 01:56:43 PM

I don't know about The Professor, but Kalwejt is like Towelie--a sock off the original owner's foot that somehow gained consciousness.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 02:06:19 PM

Damn, I'm trying to learn something and you're insulting The Professor.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Landslide Lyndon on June 22, 2011, 02:12:17 PM
So, the question is, what is going to help us with girls?


Having a fat wallet.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 02:13:22 PM

I'm not asking you.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Landslide Lyndon on June 22, 2011, 02:33:36 PM

You don't have to. I spread my wisdom for free.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on June 22, 2011, 02:38:03 PM

Fixed :)


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: anvi on June 22, 2011, 02:43:46 PM
With all due respect to the Professor, shouldn't the actual girls on the forum be asked this question?


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 02:45:19 PM
With all due respect to the Professor, shouldn't the actual girls on the forum be asked this question?

First, you need to find one, which is hard.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Landslide Lyndon on June 22, 2011, 02:45:41 PM

That hurt my feelings. :(


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: anvi on June 22, 2011, 02:50:18 PM
With all due respect to the Professor, shouldn't the actual girls on the forum be asked this question?

First, you need to find one, which is hard.

There are several very good female posters on the forum.  But, I won't call them out; I'll let them respond if they want to!  :)  In the meantime, I'm sure the Prof will be along.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 03:29:02 PM

That shows you also need to learn how to get a boy.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Insula Dei on June 22, 2011, 03:54:48 PM
It appears that only a tenure track position will help one with girls.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: They put it to a vote and they just kept lying on June 22, 2011, 03:58:52 PM

Really? Cuz that hurt my stomach from laughing so hard.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 04:06:52 PM

You didn't peed your pants? Damn, man, you're growing up then :)


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 04:17:24 PM

I am not having a problem in that department.  There are planty of nice boys in the sea. It is you with the sexual fusteration as i recall.

That's exactly why I need The Professor to learn me this stuff!


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 04:21:43 PM

I am not having a problem in that department.  There are planty of nice boys in the sea. It is you with the sexual fusteration as i recall.

That's exactly why I need The Professor to learn me this stuff!
look where he is. here! he is in the same boat as you.

How dare you to disrected the professor! If you were his student, he'd give you an F.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Landslide Lyndon on June 22, 2011, 04:26:56 PM
With all due respect to the Professor, shouldn't the actual girls on the forum be asked this question?

Being a girl won't help you with girls.

Actually it will, if you come here:

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Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: They put it to a vote and they just kept lying on June 22, 2011, 04:53:31 PM

I didn't pee my pants. We'll put it that way :P


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Napoleon on June 22, 2011, 04:57:46 PM

I am not having a problem in that department.  There are planty of nice boys in the sea.

Don't let them drown!


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Napoleon on June 22, 2011, 04:59:10 PM

I am not having a problem in that department.  There are planty of nice boys in the sea. It is you with the sexual fusteration as i recall.

That's exactly why I need The Professor to learn me this stuff!
look where he is. here! he is in the same boat as you.

Don't let them sink!


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 05:20:22 PM

I am not having a problem in that department.  There are planty of nice boys in the sea. It is you with the sexual fusteration as i recall.

That's exactly why I need The Professor to learn me this stuff!
look where he is. here! he is in the same boat as you.

Don't let them sink!

No, let them sink in your...

No, I won't finish this sentence. Inks would infract me to the max for that.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 06:16:07 PM
Annie, why do you have to take a joke thread seriously and ruin it?


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 06:17:44 PM
Annie, why do you have to take a joke thread seriously and ruin it?

well fine. jeez. sooorrY


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: They put it to a vote and they just kept lying on June 22, 2011, 06:20:24 PM
Annie, why do you have to take a joke thread seriously and ruin it?

Aww, that's kinda mean :(


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 06:23:46 PM
Annie, why do you have to take a joke thread seriously and ruin it?

Aww, that's kinda mean :(
yup. i am sat in the corner crying. :'(


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: They put it to a vote and they just kept lying on June 22, 2011, 06:44:15 PM

OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Eraserhead on June 22, 2011, 06:54:21 PM
Alright, kids. It's time for bed.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: They put it to a vote and they just kept lying on June 22, 2011, 06:58:48 PM

BUT I WANNA WATCH CONAN O'BRIEN'S SHOW!!

Oh wait...no I don't.

Night.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee on June 22, 2011, 07:53:47 PM
You know, I wonder if it says something that while I was reading page 2 of this, very odd stuff began happening to my computer. ;)  First it popped up with that annoying 570 user id error, then every website I clicked on went to a blank white screen and said "Parental Control Block". Such have never been activated or used on my machine before. And now after restarting my internet software, it lists all the posts I made while was on, prior to this occurance, as new unread posts.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: The Mikado on June 22, 2011, 07:56:05 PM
You know, I wonder if it says something that while I was reading page 2 of this, very odd stuff began happening to my computer. ;)  First it popped up with that annoying 570 user id error, then every website I clicked on went to a blank white screen and said "Parental Control Block". Such have never been activated or used on my machine before. And now after restarting my internet software, it lists all the posts I made while was on, prior to this occurance, as new unread posts.

Technical snafus won't help you with girls.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 08:01:03 PM
You know, I wonder if it says something that while I was reading page 2 of this, very odd stuff began happening to my computer. ;)  First it popped up with that annoying 570 user id error, then every website I clicked on went to a blank white screen and said "Parental Control Block". Such have never been activated or used on my machine before. And now after restarting my internet software, it lists all the posts I made while was on, prior to this occurance, as new unread posts.

Technical snafus won't help you with girls.

Sarcasm won't help you with girls either.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: anvi on June 22, 2011, 08:22:51 PM
Annie, why do you have to take a joke thread seriously and ruin it?

Getting on a girl's case won't help you with girls.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: King on June 22, 2011, 08:36:55 PM

Being a girl doesn't help you get girls.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 08:43:59 PM
i dont want girls. i am no pedo.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 09:37:41 PM

In English, please.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 09:40:09 PM

You may want to learn english. If you dont get that, then you are the one off. that makes sense. sorry dude. I didnt mess up this time.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 22, 2011, 09:45:47 PM

You may want to learn english. If you dont get that, then you are the one off. that makes sense. sorry dude. I didnt mess up this time.

Please, at least start to capitalize.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 22, 2011, 09:50:04 PM

You may want to learn english. If you dont get that, then you are the one off. that makes sense. sorry dude. I didnt mess up this time.

Please, at least start to capitalize.
why would i? it happens to make yall mad. it is quite funny at how you waste your time getting mad over silly things.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: FEMA Camp Administrator on June 22, 2011, 09:51:21 PM
"pedo" means pedofile, not gay.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on June 22, 2011, 09:55:56 PM
After reading the past couple of posts, I have come to the only rational conclusion. Gentlemen: civilisation is dead, and a gaggle of cretins on the internet are busily engaged in pissing on its corpse.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: FEMA Camp Administrator on June 22, 2011, 10:10:02 PM
After reading the past couple of posts, I have come to the only rational conclusion. Gentlemen: civilisation is dead, and a gaggle of cretins on the internet are busily engaged in pissing on its corpse.

Have to go somewhere. :P


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: The Mikado on June 22, 2011, 10:53:06 PM
After reading the past couple of posts, I have come to the only rational conclusion. Gentlemen: civilisation is dead, and a gaggle of cretins on the internet are busily engaged in pissing on its corpse.

Crying about the downfall of civilization won't cure your health concerns.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Eraserhead on June 23, 2011, 02:14:54 AM
I'm kind of surprised that cutie is still posting here. She was on the forum death watch for quite a while.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 23, 2011, 10:21:00 AM
I'm kind of surprised that cutie is still posting here. She was on the forum death watch for quite a while.
I havent done anything ban worthy.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: They put it to a vote and they just kept lying on June 23, 2011, 10:22:56 AM
Annie, you're signature scares me quite a bit.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 23, 2011, 10:24:47 AM
Oh really? I thought it was charming. Isnt the smilie so cute. :)


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: They put it to a vote and they just kept lying on June 23, 2011, 10:29:01 AM
Oh really? I thought it was charming. Isnt the smilie so cute. :)

No, it kind of reminds me of that time my Uncle Pete got drunk at a Christmas Party. I never did see Uncle Pete again after that...


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 23, 2011, 10:31:16 AM
Oh really? I thought it was charming. Isnt the smilie so cute. :)

No, it kind of reminds me of that time my Uncle Pete got drunk at a Christmas Party. I never did see Uncle Pete again after that...
ok. well i dont see the connection there.


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: minionofmidas on June 23, 2011, 10:43:43 AM
Well, it tells you what to do when that happens. :)


Title: Re: Question to The Professor
Post by: Antonio the Sixth on June 24, 2011, 01:00:56 AM
So the Professor didn't even bother answering ? Too bad. :(