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Title: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Vosem on July 06, 2011, 08:02:30 AM We did this back in the glory days of '09. Then we made one for lovely Christine.
Now, let's try again: Dear President Obama, Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 06, 2011, 08:15:33 AM How's it hangin'?
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: tmthforu94 on July 06, 2011, 10:58:06 AM Why are you
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on July 06, 2011, 10:59:43 AM such a statesman
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Free Palestine on July 06, 2011, 11:01:07 AM and a dick?
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on July 06, 2011, 11:02:30 AM I was kidding
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: tmthforu94 on July 06, 2011, 11:11:41 AM but seriously, you
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: 🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸 on July 06, 2011, 11:16:42 AM need to chill.
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Snowstalker Mk. II on July 06, 2011, 11:26:09 AM You're controlled by
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 06, 2011, 11:27:12 AM that bitch wife
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Snowstalker Mk. II on July 06, 2011, 11:41:10 AM and her secret
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: tmthforu94 on July 06, 2011, 11:42:21 AM lover, Jimmy McMillian.
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 06, 2011, 11:44:42 AM Speaking of bitches,
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Bacon King on July 06, 2011, 12:18:06 PM where did Hillary
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on July 06, 2011, 12:19:02 PM bury the bodies
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Username MechaRFK on July 06, 2011, 12:26:35 PM in Bill yard?
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: The Mikado on July 06, 2011, 12:44:28 PM Regarding Libya, I
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on July 06, 2011, 12:48:25 PM wish to express
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: tmthforu94 on July 06, 2011, 12:51:23 PM my disappointment that
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: King on July 06, 2011, 12:52:03 PM John Cameron Swayze
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Tender Branson on July 06, 2011, 01:27:06 PM isn't able to
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: The Mikado on July 06, 2011, 01:35:32 PM meet with Colonel
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on July 06, 2011, 01:38:38 PM Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 06, 2011, 01:46:23 PM Tell me why
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on July 06, 2011, 01:47:29 PM women hates me
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on July 06, 2011, 01:49:21 PM these threads always
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on July 06, 2011, 01:49:44 PM fail, because some
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on July 06, 2011, 01:50:03 PM old Welsh men
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 06, 2011, 01:50:18 PM or Polish punk
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 06, 2011, 01:50:48 PM has lousy grammar.
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 06, 2011, 01:51:24 PM So, Mr. President
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on July 06, 2011, 01:52:01 PM grammar ass my
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Phony Moderate on July 06, 2011, 01:52:06 PM end of letter
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on July 06, 2011, 01:53:06 PM PS. There's also
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Phony Moderate on July 06, 2011, 01:53:44 PM nothing. good bye.
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Phony Moderate on July 06, 2011, 01:55:16 PM and Grumpy Gramps
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: The Mikado on July 06, 2011, 02:04:09 PM won't share his
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Username MechaRFK on July 06, 2011, 02:11:43 PM virgina to the
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 06, 2011, 02:44:10 PM old house smasher
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on July 06, 2011, 03:01:03 PM but he will
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 06, 2011, 03:23:04 PM ask you to
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 06, 2011, 03:39:21 PM have a martini
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Antonio the Sixth on July 06, 2011, 04:25:59 PM . Sorry for this
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 06, 2011, 05:08:21 PM but please veto
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: King on July 06, 2011, 05:15:05 PM Senate Bill 978.
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 06, 2011, 05:25:48 PM or at least
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Holmes on July 06, 2011, 05:46:14 PM learn to capitalize!
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Vosem on July 06, 2011, 06:05:27 PM When you ejaculated
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 06, 2011, 07:05:22 PM thinking of Hillary,
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on July 06, 2011, 07:28:39 PM removed by Inks
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 06, 2011, 08:04:03 PM Bill Clinton said:
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Free Palestine on July 06, 2011, 08:06:03 PM It's over 9000!
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 06, 2011, 10:36:36 PM One more thing...
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 07, 2011, 07:49:28 AM Sarah Palin wants
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Antonio the Sixth on July 07, 2011, 08:58:08 AM to destroy America
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Tender Branson on July 07, 2011, 09:01:23 AM from her house
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 07, 2011, 09:08:04 AM with her kids
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: specific_name on July 07, 2011, 10:30:39 AM who'll be used
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: 🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸 on July 07, 2011, 11:13:49 AM in a musical
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 07, 2011, 11:14:50 AM about her life.
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Antonio the Sixth on July 07, 2011, 11:16:20 AM We shouldn't care
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 07, 2011, 11:18:17 AM if Joe Biden
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on July 07, 2011, 02:02:55 PM Thinks this is
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 07, 2011, 02:09:03 PM a big f'ing
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 07, 2011, 03:41:48 PM deal because it's
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: California8429 on July 07, 2011, 04:59:35 PM just a musical.
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 07, 2011, 05:16:35 PM musicals are for
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Holmes on July 07, 2011, 05:18:40 PM learning to capitalize!
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: California8429 on July 07, 2011, 05:20:48 PM or they're for
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: tmthforu94 on July 07, 2011, 05:47:37 PM raping hairy goats
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 07, 2011, 07:51:28 PM that also like
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Vosem on July 07, 2011, 08:22:44 PM big hairy yellow
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: California8429 on July 07, 2011, 08:31:08 PM women. I apologize
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Dancing with Myself on July 07, 2011, 08:32:58 PM for the fact
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Atlas Has Shrugged on July 07, 2011, 08:35:26 PM I hate you.
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 07, 2011, 08:37:50 PM Is Michelle Bachmann
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 07, 2011, 08:54:52 PM sleeping with Mitt...
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 07, 2011, 09:02:27 PM or is she
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 07, 2011, 09:17:13 PM secretly seeing your...
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: The Mikado on July 08, 2011, 12:35:42 AM giant, girthy black...
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 08, 2011, 01:19:12 AM fist punching the....
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Antonio the Sixth on July 08, 2011, 06:50:28 AM face of John
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: big bad fab on July 08, 2011, 06:54:04 AM Edwards ? Be careful,
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 08, 2011, 07:57:21 AM stay away from
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: big bad fab on July 08, 2011, 08:22:35 AM the hotel room
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 08, 2011, 12:41:46 PM where Bubba slept....
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on July 08, 2011, 12:50:03 PM as the odor
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: tmthforu94 on July 08, 2011, 12:51:25 PM smells like a
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 08, 2011, 12:58:52 PM putana coated cigar.
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Tender Branson on July 08, 2011, 01:09:19 PM Well then, I ...
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 08, 2011, 01:16:20 PM will conclude by
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 08, 2011, 01:23:38 PM saying that you
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 08, 2011, 01:26:15 PM suck. Respectfully yours,
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 08, 2011, 01:29:13 PM Kyle (whatever his middle name is) Mercado
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Antonio the Sixth on July 08, 2011, 01:43:53 PM Is someone ready to have a look a what it gives us ?
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 08, 2011, 01:46:25 PM Is someone ready to have a look a what it gives us ? Vosem should do it since he created the thread. Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: The Mikado on July 08, 2011, 01:50:53 PM That one was more of a trainwreck than usual.
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 08, 2011, 01:51:19 PM Does anyone know Kyle Mercado's Middle Name?
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 08, 2011, 01:55:00 PM That one was more of a trainwreck than usual. Past letters have been to easier targets. We treated him with a good deal of respect compared to others we've done ;) Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Antonio the Sixth on July 09, 2011, 07:40:59 AM Dear President Obama,
How's it hangin'? Why are you such a statesman and a dick? I was kidding but seriously, you need to chill. You're controlled by that bitch wife and her secret lover, Jimmy McMillian. Speaking of bitches, where did Hillary bury the bodies in Bill yard? Regarding Libya, I wish to express my disappointment that John Cameron Swayze isn't able to meet with Colonel PS. There's also nothing. Good bye. And Grumpy Gramps won't share his virgina to the old house smasher, but he will ask you to have a Martini. Sorry for this, but please veto Senate Bill 978. Or at least learn to capitalize! When you ejaculated thinking of Hillary, - removed by Inks - Bill Clinton said: “It's over 9000!”. One more thing... Sarah Palin wants to destroy America from her house with her kids, who'll be used in a musical about her life. We shouldn't care if Joe Biden thinks this is a big f'ing deal because it's just a musical. Musicals are for learning to capitalize! Or they're for raping hairy goats, that also like big hairy yellow women. I apologize for the fact I hate you. Is Michelle Bachmann sleeping with Mitt, or is she secretly seeing your giant, girthy black fist punching the face of John Edwards ? Be careful, stay away from the hotel room where Bubba slept, as the odor smells like a putana coated cigar. Well then, I will conclude by saying that you suck. Respectfully yours, Kyle (whatever his middle name is) Mercado Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on July 09, 2011, 07:45:57 AM Does anyone know Kyle Mercado's Middle Name? Christopher. Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Yelnoc on July 09, 2011, 08:11:40 AM Dear President Obama,
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: anvi on July 09, 2011, 10:00:54 AM This is the kind of thing that always happens in committees. It's why legislation looks the way it does too.
Carry on with Yelnoc's new letter. Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on July 09, 2011, 10:01:50 AM you smell like...
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: 🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸 on July 09, 2011, 10:28:03 AM pigs ate cabbage
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Vosem on July 09, 2011, 01:35:17 PM First off, I started this thread and compilation will be done by me. Got that, Frenchie?
This is because corrections must be made for grammar. You didn't. This is the final letter: Dear President Obama, How's it hangin'? Why are you such a statesman and a dick? I was kidding, but seriously, you need to chill. You're controlled by that bitch wife, and her secret lover, Jimmy McMillan. Speaking of bitches, where did Hillary bury the bodies found in Bill's yard? Regarding Libya, I wish to express my disappointment that John Cameron Swayze isn't able to meet with Colonel Tell me why women hate me. These threads always fail because old Welsh men and Polish punks have lousy grammar. So, Mr. President, grammar my ass. End of letter. PS. There's also nothing. Good-bye. And Grumpy Gramps won't share his Virginia with the old house smasher, but he will ask you to have a martini. Sorry for this, but please veto Senate Bill 978. Or at least learn to capitalize! When you ejaculated thinking of Hillary, removed by Inks, Bill Clinton said, "It's over 9,000!" One more thing... Sarah Palin wants to destroy America from her house, with her kids, who'll be used in a musical about her life. We shouldn't care if Joe Biden thinks this is a big f'ing deal because it's just a musical. Musicals are for learning to capitalize! Or they're for raping hairy goats that also like big, hairy, yellow women. I apologize for the fact that I hate you. Is Michele Bachmann sleeping with Mitt or is she secretly seeing your giant, girthy black fist punching the face of John Edwards? Be careful, stay away from the hotel room where Bubba slept, as the odor smells like a putana-coated cigar. Well then, I will conclude by saying that you suck. Respectfully yours, Kyle Christopher Mercado Now, I wholeheartedly approve of the idea of restarting after every letter. And three more words: that smells like Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Antonio the Sixth on July 09, 2011, 04:34:37 PM First off, I started this thread and compilation will be done by me. Got that, Frenchie? This is because corrections must be made for grammar. You didn't. 1. I hope you aren't serious. 2. If you are, please chill out. 3. I've made grammar corrections, at least those I noticed. Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on July 09, 2011, 11:14:20 PM I think the spelling of Virginia should be left "virgina".
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Vosem on July 10, 2011, 09:56:31 AM First off, I started this thread and compilation will be done by me. Got that, Frenchie? This is because corrections must be made for grammar. You didn't. 1. I hope you aren't serious. 2. If you are, please chill out. 3. I've made grammar corrections, at least those I noticed. I'm not, man. All in good fun :) I was looking forward to compiling the letter and you spoiled some of the fun. Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Holmes on July 10, 2011, 10:01:49 AM The grammar corrections make my capitalization contributions sound stupid. :/
Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Antonio the Sixth on July 10, 2011, 12:48:39 PM First off, I started this thread and compilation will be done by me. Got that, Frenchie? This is because corrections must be made for grammar. You didn't. 1. I hope you aren't serious. 2. If you are, please chill out. 3. I've made grammar corrections, at least those I noticed. I'm not, man. All in good fun :) I was looking forward to compiling the letter and you spoiled some of the fun. Oh, fine then. :) Sorry, I was too impatient. :P Title: Re: Letter to Obama, three words at a time Post by: Vosem on July 18, 2011, 12:03:11 PM I put this letter through the Bad Translator (http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator) and got the following:
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