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Title: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on April 21, 2012, 06:56:45 AM
How he'd acted and which posters had become his buddies/enemies?

Ron Paul


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on April 21, 2012, 07:20:41 AM
He'd hate most his own fandom, he'd consider embarassing.

Anthony Weiner.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Vermin Supreme on April 21, 2012, 09:28:37 AM
BRTD would spend all his time talking strip clubs with Weiner


Mitt Romney


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on April 21, 2012, 09:30:49 AM
Amuses his ego by reading Politico and Winfield's posts.

Pat Buchanan


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on April 21, 2012, 10:16:15 AM
Would probably dig some of the more hack-ish posters, would hate the Paultards.

Mark Foley


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Atlas Has Shrugged on April 21, 2012, 10:28:08 AM
Would love 20RP12, Cathcon, and myself.....

True Story: He is a member of my Republican Club, and people have tried (and I declined) to introduce him to me.

Lyndon LaRouche


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Antonio the Sixth on April 21, 2012, 10:35:50 AM
He would be a pretty hilarious troll. Probably a mix of Hoffmanjohn and Libertas. Nym would ban him but I for one would plea for him to stay in the name of entertainment.

Nicolas Sarkozy


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on April 21, 2012, 10:38:44 AM
Almost all French posters would hate him. Hash would be put on mod review for telling him repeatedly to go swallow a shotgun.

However, American conservatards would love him, as a "decent French".

Jarosław Kaczyński.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on April 21, 2012, 10:39:22 AM
Would love 20RP12, Cathcon, and myself.....

LOL

-skip-


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Vermin Supreme on April 21, 2012, 10:50:05 AM
 Kaczyński would be praise by the conservatives of this forum.



Maxine Waters


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on April 21, 2012, 11:04:20 AM
Would have a love/hate relationship with Simfan.

Bill Clinton


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Hash on April 21, 2012, 11:25:41 AM
Leave shortly after discovering that there are no/very few females posting.

Stephen Harper


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on April 21, 2012, 11:28:32 AM
Cries and leaves after Hashemite tears him tears him a new one.

Ronald Raygun.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on April 21, 2012, 11:34:02 AM
Becomes an only content source for an Institute named after his fan.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Simfan34 on April 21, 2012, 12:12:10 PM
Becomes an only content source for an Institute named after his fan.

Reagan would be the most contriversial poster.

Who else?


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Vermin Supreme on April 21, 2012, 12:43:55 PM
Mike Bloomberg


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on April 21, 2012, 12:50:55 PM
Tries to pull a moderate hero and a "Mr. Nice Guy", but becomes cause of the troll wars himself.

Alan Keyes


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Vermin Supreme on April 21, 2012, 12:54:49 PM
Would go into a flame war with Snowstalker and most Dems on economic issues.


Ralph Nader



Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on April 21, 2012, 12:57:34 PM
Nader would engage in report wars with BRTD, causing Nym to ban both.

Bashar Al-Assad


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Antonio the Sixth on April 21, 2012, 01:03:13 PM
Would become Opebo's best pal, making BRTD jealous.

Umberto Bossi


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Vermin Supreme on April 21, 2012, 01:46:13 PM
Would make best buds with some of the populists on here, no specific names come to mind.

George Galloway


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on April 21, 2012, 02:59:17 PM
Becomes an opebo buddy, defending random dictators in the IGD.

Jim Jeffords


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Vermin Supreme on April 21, 2012, 03:21:32 PM
Jiffords would be declaring how his party has been taken over by crazies such as Cathcon and Pingvin


Al Sharpton


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: California8429 on April 21, 2012, 05:35:25 PM
Picks fights with Jmfcst, Pingvin, Cathcon. Clearance goes after him

Aaron Schock


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on April 21, 2012, 07:21:15 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=6360 (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=6360)

Nancy Pelosi


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Vermin Supreme on April 21, 2012, 08:26:16 PM
She would be post about 12 times and leave the forum

Jeff Flake




Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Atlas Has Shrugged on April 21, 2012, 09:37:35 PM
Would be friendly with Cathcon, 20RP12, and so on, but would disagree with them on foreign policy.

Adam Hasner


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: CLARENCE 2015! on April 21, 2012, 09:39:31 PM
Would be my pal- he is a great friend of the Legion Department of Florida

George W. Bush


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on April 22, 2012, 01:16:29 AM
Gets banned after his attempt to buy a vacant Moderator seat.

Michelle Bachmann


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Antonio the Sixth on April 22, 2012, 03:36:23 AM
Derek/Wonkish/CaDan-style troll. Gets banned withing a month.

Bernie Sanders


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on April 22, 2012, 04:56:35 AM
Becomes a buddy of most european leftist users, gets attacked by right-wingers everyday.

Sarah Palin


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: morgieb on April 22, 2012, 07:13:15 AM
See Michelle Bachmann, but perhaps less trolly.

Bill Clinton


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on April 22, 2012, 07:53:33 AM
Already done.
Leave shortly after discovering that there are no/very few females posting.
Rick Santorum


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Niemeyerite on April 22, 2012, 09:42:51 AM
He'd try to be friendly at first, then he'd inevitably became a hack and people like Kal or Hash would make him feel dumb.

Zapatero


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on April 23, 2012, 10:57:44 AM
Gets a temporary ban after holy wars in the Economy board.

Tom Coburn


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: morgieb on April 23, 2012, 06:28:27 PM
Becomes loved by the conservative base due to his straight-talking but left-wingers feel he's a troll.

Dennis Kunicich


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on April 23, 2012, 07:52:55 PM
Would probably be more popular with the Libertarians than with the Democrats. Would end up part of that weird clique in Atlasia.

Alan Grayson


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on April 23, 2012, 07:59:48 PM
Liberals love him, but conservatives probably assume he is a troll.

John Boehner


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on April 27, 2012, 08:53:37 AM
Recieves about 9000 infraction points after he starts discussing economics with opebo and Tweed.

Joe Wilson


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on April 27, 2012, 12:49:36 PM
He already was here. His username was CaDan.

Fernando Collor de Mello


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on May 15, 2012, 07:16:35 AM
Leaves after one post, gets 142 death points.

Peter King


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on May 15, 2012, 07:58:35 AM
Pingvin's best friend.

Vermin Supreme.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Vote UKIP! on May 15, 2012, 02:12:07 PM
Would win the Atlasian presidency with Clarence as his running mate.

Jennifer Granholm


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on May 15, 2012, 02:44:45 PM
D-MI avatar, only posts a dozen times before being scared away by the hoards of men on this forum.

Jerry Brown.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Pingvin on May 18, 2012, 01:32:41 PM
Gets considered "weird" by most of posters but becomes a buddy for folks with negative E score.

Charlie Crist


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on May 18, 2012, 05:23:54 PM
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=1455

Boris Yeltsin.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Antonio the Sixth on May 19, 2012, 04:53:28 AM
Complete troll. He would get banned after a few months, though several people would try to let him stay for entertainment value.

François Mitterrand


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Hash on May 19, 2012, 08:02:54 AM
He would be one of the most skilled trolls ever to step foot on this forum, and nobody would notice he was actually a troll. Otherwise, he'd talk a lot about how great of a person he is, in Atlasia he'd try to destroy his enemies within his own party and promote his friends in the other party, he'd block himself out of his own account and stage a miraculous "comeback" to gain sympathy, he'd ask people for their credit card numbers so he could steal their money. In debates, he would troll quietly and use sarcastic comebacks, leaving his opponents like a bunch of morons.

uh... Charles de Gaulle


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on May 19, 2012, 08:09:51 AM
De Gaulle would post dozens of polls (he'd call a "referendas"), threathing each time to quit if results are unfavorable. Finally, he quits and dies lonely in his Colombey home, feeling that Atlasians rejected the Grandeur.

Michel Debre.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Atlas Has Shrugged on May 19, 2012, 08:25:54 PM
He would post a few times, and disappear soon after.

Dan Quayle


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on May 19, 2012, 09:06:40 PM
Would rage quit after being made fun of for not being able to spell "potato."

Bernie Sanders.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Bacon King on May 20, 2012, 03:38:53 AM
He'd be just like jfern back when he had a red avatar, except he'd apply the vitriol and insistence of the "statistical significance coin flip" debate to every single post he made. He'd be one of the most polarizing posters, with leftists loving him but conservatives thinking he's a hack.

Mark Warner.



Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Napoleon on May 20, 2012, 03:42:53 AM
Likes Frodo and dislikes Ben.

Jacob Javits


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: morgieb on May 20, 2012, 06:48:57 AM
Conservatives attack him as a RINO, Dems question why he isn't on their side.

Todd Akin


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on May 20, 2012, 08:32:38 AM
Calls opebo a traitor for having a Missouri avatar, is subsequently verbally thrashed by BRTD.

Dino Rossi


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Hash on May 20, 2012, 08:40:18 AM
Runs in but loses all Atlasian elections, often by narrow margins, and he alleges voter fraud.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: politicus on May 20, 2012, 09:06:53 AM
A lot like Opebo, just with better understanding of economics.


Marine le Pen


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Antonio the Sixth on May 20, 2012, 09:07:04 AM
An obscure and not particularly charismatic poster who takes part in the Economics board and about whom nobody would care about... but who would secretly masturbate in the Hot Girls thread and applaud Opebo's lifestyle.

Sorry, you beat me on it.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Antonio the Sixth on May 20, 2012, 09:11:02 AM

Far-right hack, who would spend much energy trying to convince everybody she's not far-right and would distantiate herself from people like Stark in an effort to look sane. Nobody buys it, however.

Mario Monti


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on May 20, 2012, 09:20:18 AM
Pretty much like Nym: doing a maintenance business without engaging in political debates.

Valery Giscard d'Estaing.


Title: Re: If previous (above) politician had registered on the Atlas Forum...
Post by: Hash on May 21, 2012, 07:13:06 AM
He wants to take "normal" pictures with all posters, is a boring moderate hero who is very much of a stuck-up gold spoon elitist but who goes to great lengths to appear as a 'normal, middle-class guy' like 'you and me', but invariably fails. He gets the appearance of a very naive, borderline moronic troll. He briefly out-trolls Mitt'rrand in Atlasia with a one-line "vous n'avez pas le monopole du coeur" but Mitt'rrand destroys him in Atlasia a few months later.

Michael Ignatieff