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Title: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: The Mikado on April 24, 2012, 11:40:04 AM
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Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Pingvin on April 24, 2012, 11:57:24 AM
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Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: opebo on April 24, 2012, 12:02:35 PM
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Joe Republic on April 24, 2012, 01:01:51 PM
Now we know what finally happened to Seamus.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on April 24, 2012, 01:22:53 PM
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.
In Indonesia, I believe.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian. on April 24, 2012, 01:29:18 PM
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.
In Indonesia, I believe.

Was this when he was a little boy?

We get it. It's temptingly easy to Other the guy. Why do you think it will work better this time than last time?


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Eraserhead on April 24, 2012, 01:32:39 PM
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.

He was fed dog meat as a 6-10 year old in Indonesia by his stepfather.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on April 24, 2012, 02:37:13 PM
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.
In Indonesia, I believe.

Was this when he was a little boy?

We get it. It's temptingly easy to Other the guy. Why do you think it will work better this time than last time?
Wait, are you talking to me or Romney?


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: opebo on April 24, 2012, 02:40:50 PM

Was this when he was a little boy?

We get it. It's temptingly easy to Other the guy. Why do you think it will work better this time than last time?

He's too American-seeming.  And anyway the swing voters will think its cool.  Everybody goes to Vietnam, etc, nowadays.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: The Mikado on April 24, 2012, 04:04:30 PM
Eh.  I find the Obama dog thing a rather hilarious misstep on the campaign's part, given that it's been harping on Romney putting his dog on his roof and it was only a matter of time before this story, which was in Obama's f**king memoir, came out.  He brought it on himself.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Miles on April 24, 2012, 04:09:38 PM
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Not about eating dog, but still funny...
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Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Sam Spade on April 24, 2012, 04:24:45 PM
My sig.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: milhouse24 on April 24, 2012, 04:24:57 PM
Something tells me that PETA will take a stance on Obama eating dog.  Maybe they'll throw some red paint on him since that is what they do.  


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Vosem on April 24, 2012, 05:57:58 PM

Was this when he was a little boy?

We get it. It's temptingly easy to Other the guy. Why do you think it will work better this time than last time?

He's too American-seeming.  And anyway the swing voters will think its cool.  Everybody goes to Vietnam, etc, nowadays.

No they don't. Aside from VW veterans, I know one person who's been to Southeast Asia, and she's the German Ambassador to Thailand's niece.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on April 24, 2012, 06:11:52 PM
"You know who eats dogs? Obama."

Anti-joke.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: TheDeadFlagBlues on April 24, 2012, 06:25:52 PM
I'd eat a dog if I was in Indonesia in a heartbeat just to see how it tasted. Obama = FF.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: J. J. on April 24, 2012, 08:05:38 PM
I could make a Hilary, Lewinsky, joke, but I won't.  ;)


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: bgwah on April 24, 2012, 10:23:37 PM
Surprised it took this long for someone to make a thread.

I don't like it, but eating dogs is acceptable in other countries. :(


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Wisconsin+17 on April 24, 2012, 10:55:39 PM
Damn, Obama is out gaffing Romney. Brutal gaffe.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian. on April 25, 2012, 07:19:12 PM
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.
In Indonesia, I believe.

Was this when he was a little boy?

We get it. It's temptingly easy to Other the guy. Why do you think it will work better this time than last time?
Wait, are you talking to me or Romney?

I'm talking to the conservatives on here.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: 🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸 on April 25, 2012, 11:25:56 PM
Obama got demolished by McCain in the Vietnamese-American community.  It's not surprising that he'd want to do some outreach.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: milhouse24 on April 26, 2012, 06:00:03 PM
I think the Obama Strippers and prostitutes story might be more scandalous if they can stretch it out.  It would negatively effect veterans, christians, women, and feminists.

I'm sure the RNC will figure out a way to make Obama Strippers into a meme. 


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: politicus on April 26, 2012, 06:04:04 PM
Surprised it took this long for someone to make a thread.
I made a poll about dog eating in Off topic.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Citizen (The) Doctor on April 26, 2012, 08:11:38 PM
Again, this was as a kid right? If so, I don't see how this will be any big deal.


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: The Mikado on April 27, 2012, 12:58:59 AM
I think the Obama Strippers and prostitutes story might be more scandalous if they can stretch it out.  It would negatively effect veterans, christians, women, and feminists.

I'm sure the RNC will figure out a way to make Obama Strippers into a meme. 

...You're not seriously trying to blame the actions of the Secret Service on Obama, are you?


Title: Re: Post your favorite Obama eating dogs jokes in this thread
Post by: Bacon King on April 27, 2012, 03:38:17 AM
I think the Obama Strippers and prostitutes story might be more scandalous if they can stretch it out.  It would negatively effect veterans, christians, women, and feminists.

I'm sure the RNC will figure out a way to make Obama Strippers into a meme. 

...You're not seriously trying to blame the actions of the Secret Service on Obama, are you?

I wouldn't be surprised; on his radio show Hannity has been implying it all week.