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Title: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Hash on May 25, 2012, 05:33:07 AM
At what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male out of actual love/affection and not just for greetings/friendship/family reasons/peck on the cheek?

Hide behind the poll!


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Vosem on May 25, 2012, 05:46:42 AM
At what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male out of actual love/affection and not just for greetings/friendship/family reasons/peck on the cheek?

By that definition, at age 6, but I don't think that's the answer you want :P


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Franzl on May 25, 2012, 05:53:18 AM
16


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Mr. Morden on May 25, 2012, 06:10:12 AM
I don't understand the question.  Is a girl/male something like a ladyboy?  If so, then I'm not particularly interested.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: k-onmmunist on May 25, 2012, 06:39:43 AM
Never. I'm 19 years old.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on May 25, 2012, 06:56:36 AM
I don't remember. Seriously.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Antonio the Sixth on May 25, 2012, 07:28:33 AM
Yeah, I'd rather hide behind the poll...


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: tpfkaw on May 25, 2012, 09:09:02 AM
Boy:  11, Girl: 13 or 14 (8th grade)


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on May 25, 2012, 09:10:25 AM
I think 14 or 15....c'mon that was like a 100 years ago ;)


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on May 25, 2012, 09:12:06 AM
It was that girl who married the South African guy but I can't remember the exact age.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: dead0man on May 25, 2012, 09:21:37 AM
17


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Associate Justice PiT on May 25, 2012, 09:29:48 AM
     I was 16, almost 17.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on May 25, 2012, 10:45:57 AM
On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone...



Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Miles on May 25, 2012, 11:16:27 AM
Never...and I'll be 20 next week.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: ZuWo on May 25, 2012, 11:22:53 AM
16. Nevertheless, I can only repeat what others have said: The Atlas Forum does not help with girls!


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: © tweed on May 25, 2012, 11:23:50 AM
August 26, 2007


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on May 25, 2012, 11:25:42 AM
16. Nevertheless, I can only repeat what others have said: The Atlas Forum does not help with girls!

You don't come to the Forum and then get the p*ssy.  First you get the p*ssy, then you come to the Forum.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on May 25, 2012, 11:28:53 AM
7 nevers?  Really?


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Supersonic on May 25, 2012, 11:40:56 AM
16 or 17. Can't remember which.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: King on May 25, 2012, 11:47:19 AM
My kindergarten girlfriend.  We kissed in the unisex bathroom that the K classroom had attached to it. I don't remember her name or what happened to her but I still see her face and have two other memories of us sitting in the timeout desk together and then laying together a during nap time only to be interrupted by a tattler.  Knowing the speed of youth, those memories and that entire relationship probably lasted all in the same day. But it was my first, so I'll always remember it.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: k-onmmunist on May 25, 2012, 11:51:15 AM

Depressing isn't it?


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on May 25, 2012, 12:08:44 PM

Well as far as I know we're not overflowing with 12-13 year olds so yeah, in fact I'm stunned.  I'm not being critical, just truly surprised.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: k-onmmunist on May 25, 2012, 12:12:07 PM

Well as far as I know we're not overflowing with 12-13 year olds so yeah, in fact I'm stunned.  I'm not being critical, just truly surprised.

I feel somewhat better, at least it's not just me.



Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: CLARENCE 2015! on May 25, 2012, 12:32:53 PM
Was probably 6- Helen Foster was the girl's name...she later got into drugs and became involved with SDS


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Gustaf on May 25, 2012, 12:33:52 PM
I had just turned 17.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Oakvale on May 25, 2012, 12:43:10 PM
12 or maybe 13, I don't remember exactly.

This thead will not help us get girls.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Tender Branson on May 25, 2012, 01:02:59 PM
Don't know the exact age anymore, but before I started massdebating. Probably 10 or so.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on May 25, 2012, 01:46:18 PM
Was probably 6- Helen Foster was the girl's name...she later got into drugs and became involved with SDS

what is SDS?  was that a Reagan space defence system project?


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: All Along The Watchtower on May 25, 2012, 01:50:53 PM
"Never" has a plurality?

Oh right, this is the Atlas Forum.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: courts on May 25, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
11-12. maybe earlier.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Lief 🗽 on May 25, 2012, 02:40:54 PM
Was probably 6- Helen Foster was the girl's name...she later got into drugs and became involved with SDS

I am jealous of your life.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on May 25, 2012, 02:44:54 PM
Not too long ago, and look at me now. I'm living common law with a baby! Although, I normally answer "3" for this question, since I was around that age when a girl kissed me on the cheek.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: CLARENCE 2015! on May 25, 2012, 02:57:02 PM
Was probably 6- Helen Foster was the girl's name...she later got into drugs and became involved with SDS

what is SDS?  was that a Reagan space defence system project?
Students for a Democratic Society- organized many of the protests not only against the war but against the troops


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: CLARENCE 2015! on May 25, 2012, 02:58:12 PM
Was probably 6- Helen Foster was the girl's name...she later got into drugs and became involved with SDS

I am jealous of your life.
I'm about 5 years away from having to wear Depends every day...I'll trade with you


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Bacon King on May 25, 2012, 03:04:57 PM
First kiss was a neighbor's cousin who came to visit, we must have been like 8 or 10 or so; she wanted me to be her "boyfriend" and I had my first kiss on the McDonalds playground.

After that, though, didn't have another kiss until middle school, in my first "real" relationship (if you could call a middle-school relationship real, that is. I think we dated for like three months).


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Torie on May 25, 2012, 03:11:16 PM
The only thing I recall is that it was a girl rather than a boy. :)


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on May 25, 2012, 03:11:35 PM
First kiss was a neighbor's cousin who came to visit, we must have been like 8 or 10 or so; she wanted to be my "boyfriend" and I had my first kiss on the McDonalds playground.

After that, though, didn't have another kiss until middle school, in my first "real" relationship (if you could call a middle-school relationship real, that is. I think we dated for like three months).

My Sigma Chi stud frat brother!!!!!!! Makes an old man proud :'(


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Oakvale on May 25, 2012, 03:14:31 PM
"Never" has a plurality?

Oh right, this is the Atlas Forum.

()


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Lief 🗽 on May 25, 2012, 03:31:26 PM
Hopefully The Professor posts in this thread.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Bacon King on May 25, 2012, 03:34:32 PM
First kiss was a neighbor's cousin who came to visit, we must have been like 8 or 10 or so; she wanted to be my "boyfriend" and I had my first kiss on the McDonalds playground.

After that, though, didn't have another kiss until middle school, in my first "real" relationship (if you could call a middle-school relationship real, that is. I think we dated for like three months).

My Sigma Chi stud frat brother!!!!!!! Makes an old man proud :'(

;D

Feel free to live vicariously through me! :P

Hopefully The Professor posts in this thread.


Indeed, it appears that 26% of the forum are in desperate need of his advice.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: homelycooking on May 25, 2012, 03:51:53 PM
Never; I turn 20 this summer.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Franzl on May 25, 2012, 03:56:35 PM
This really does show how unrepresentative this place is.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on May 25, 2012, 03:58:46 PM
Never: 10 (25%)


...

Oh my God...


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Joe Biden 2020 on May 25, 2012, 04:07:46 PM
I was already nearly out of college, I was 23 and just a couple months shy of my 24th birthday.  I've only been kissed maybe 3 or 4 times in my entire life.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Donerail on May 25, 2012, 05:02:53 PM
I'm one of the nevers, but then again, I'm 14...


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: FEMA Camp Administrator on May 25, 2012, 05:14:10 PM

You have two years to make sure you don't end up like me...


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Torie on May 25, 2012, 05:21:11 PM
I was already nearly out of college, I was 23 and just a couple months shy of my 24th birthday.  I've only been kissed maybe 3 or 4 times in my entire life.

Not much foreplay that one time eh? 


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Joe Biden 2020 on May 25, 2012, 05:22:38 PM
I was already nearly out of college, I was 23 and just a couple months shy of my 24th birthday.  I've only been kissed maybe 3 or 4 times in my entire life.

Not much foreplay that one time eh? 

Not a whole lot.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on May 25, 2012, 07:04:21 PM


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on May 25, 2012, 07:10:17 PM
The only thing I recall is that it was a girl rather than a boy. :)

It is usually that way.  I was actually inspired by this thread to broach the topic while out 'having a beer' with some friends this evening - a gay man and an attractive 20-something European woman.  The man's first kiss was with a girl, not surprisingly.

I'm glad we didn't ask Torie the most recent one, instead of the first ;)


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on May 25, 2012, 07:12:38 PM
I'm seventeen and I've never been kissed.  Not ashamed to admit it. :P


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Napoleon on May 25, 2012, 07:17:06 PM
Lol, this thread.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on May 25, 2012, 07:35:57 PM

is it just me, or does that sound strange coming from a dude?


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on May 25, 2012, 07:38:04 PM

is it just me, or does that sound strange coming from a dude?

???


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on May 25, 2012, 07:40:37 PM

it's something a girl would say, "I've never been kissed".  a normal statement from a guy would be, "I've never kissed a girl"


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on May 25, 2012, 07:43:04 PM

it's something a girl would say, "I've never been kissed".  a normal statement from a guy would be, "I've never kissed a girl"

Oh, um, didn't think there was a difference...


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: © tweed on May 25, 2012, 07:46:09 PM
Was probably 6- Helen Foster was the girl's name...she later got into drugs and became involved with SDS

I am jealous of your life.
I'm about 5 years away from having to wear Depends every day...I'll trade with you

If you want to trade try David Vitter


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on May 25, 2012, 07:49:59 PM
Oh, um, didn't think there was a difference...

one is passive, like a blocking symbol
()

, the other is aggressive, like an attack symbol

()


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Torie on May 25, 2012, 08:07:41 PM
The only thing I recall is that it was a girl rather than a boy. :)

It is usually that way.  I was actually inspired by this thread to broach the topic while out 'having a beer' with some friends this evening - a gay man and an attractive 20-something European woman.  The man's first kiss was with a girl, not surprisingly.

I'm glad we didn't ask Torie the most recent one, instead of the first ;)

Ah, this is a "supposed" to be a PG rated site. What are you trying to do, get me my first death points?  :P


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on May 25, 2012, 08:11:25 PM
What are you trying to do, get me my first death points?  :P

a lawyer without death points?  oh, the injustice of this system is more than I can bare!


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Torie on May 25, 2012, 08:24:27 PM
What are you trying to do, get me my first death points?  :P

a lawyer without death points?  oh, the injustice of this system is more than I can bare!

It's "bear," unless you had something more salacious in mind. :)


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Joe Biden 2020 on May 25, 2012, 08:27:06 PM
This thread is starting to make its way to the gutter...


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. on May 25, 2012, 09:09:28 PM
I cannot believe nearly 30% of you have not so much as kissed a girl

maybe your question is too specific for a little over half the forum.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: CLARENCE 2015! on May 25, 2012, 09:11:56 PM
I agree with the Professor even if he is joking... you all need to get off this board for a night and don't let your youth pass you by! Girl, boy, whoever- there is some one for every one...you need to make a move


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: Lief 🗽 on May 25, 2012, 09:18:12 PM
The Professor just posted one of the top ten posts in the history of the forum.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: MyRescueKittehRocks on May 25, 2012, 09:18:58 PM
I was 15 when ifirst kissed a girl. One kissed me when i was 12. Last one was when I was 19. And I haven't in 12 years.


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: homelycooking on May 25, 2012, 09:28:36 PM


I told you like a year ago making maps will NOT help you get girls. Did you listen to me? No, no you did not. This is what we're going to do. You are not going to make maps or do anything of the sort for the time being. Instead, you're going to go to a bar, drink some alcohol and mack on the ladies. For the love of God, do NOT talk about how you discovered errors in the local Connecticut dog catcher race. From now on the only "maps" you should be studying is a map of female anatomy.

Thanks for making my night. ;D

I kissed the screen of my laptop after I completed my French communes '07 map: does that count? ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Hide Behind the Poll: at what age did you first kiss/get kissed by a girl/male..
Post by: The Mikado on May 25, 2012, 09:40:59 PM
Read the Professor's post and go kiss someone.  There's nothing more of value in this thread outside of his post.