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General Politics => U.S. General Discussion => Topic started by: The Mikado on May 31, 2012, 06:58:20 PM



Title: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: The Mikado on May 31, 2012, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: George W. Bush
When you are wandering these halls as you wrestle with tough decisions, you will now be able to gaze at this portrait and ask, ‘What would George do?

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Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on May 31, 2012, 07:02:48 PM
I like them.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God on May 31, 2012, 07:03:04 PM
I thought this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R-cTBpkJHyg/T6DKADaza2I/AAAAAAAACkU/aWhwFYxwL8s/s1600/George_W__Bush_split_finger.jpg) was his portrait.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Joe Republic on May 31, 2012, 07:12:47 PM
I'd have much preferred a joint portrait of George riding a giant globe and waving a cowboy hat in the air, while Laura stands to one side with her arms folded and an "Oh, George!" expression on her face.  Just standing there and holding on to some chairs isn't exactly stimulating to the senses.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on May 31, 2012, 07:13:12 PM
Bad art.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: King on May 31, 2012, 07:34:17 PM
Pulling up chairs is a bit of a lame prop.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Negusa Nagast 🚀 on May 31, 2012, 07:35:57 PM

I agree. They both are well done.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on May 31, 2012, 07:39:10 PM
I thought this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R-cTBpkJHyg/T6DKADaza2I/AAAAAAAACkU/aWhwFYxwL8s/s1600/George_W__Bush_split_finger.jpg) was his portrait.

How many freaking portrait is he getting?


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on May 31, 2012, 07:40:47 PM

Bollocks. There's more life in the chairs than the faces (amongst other things). Technically accomplished, I'm sure, but that's really not a big deal.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on May 31, 2012, 07:42:01 PM

Me too and the Obama's were very gracious to the Bush family as they should have been.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: tpfkaw on May 31, 2012, 08:32:21 PM
Bush has aged 20-25 years since 2000:

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Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on May 31, 2012, 08:50:12 PM
Bush has aged 20-25 years since 2000:

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What do you think Obama will look like?

On topic: I like Bush's chair.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: The Mikado on May 31, 2012, 09:36:05 PM

Bollocks. There's more life in the chairs than the faces (amongst other things). Technically accomplished, I'm sure, but that's really not a big deal.

The Bushes look like they're ready for Madame Tussaud's, but that's pretty standard for presidential portraiture.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Torie on May 31, 2012, 10:00:59 PM
George's is better than Laura's. Laura looks a bit lifeless. Both are workmanlike of course. Neither inspired.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: 🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸 on June 01, 2012, 12:05:57 AM
vacant stares, lifeless bodies.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Fmr President & Senator Polnut on June 01, 2012, 01:24:06 AM
Is there some heaped allegory about chairs I'm missing?

But they're pretty uninteresting and pretty meh...


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: The Mikado on June 01, 2012, 01:26:54 AM
Is there some heaped allegory about chairs I'm missing?

But they're pretty uninteresting and pretty meh...

More a running joke that "pushing a chair forward" is the default presidential portrait pose, and has been for decades.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on June 01, 2012, 02:41:48 AM
Who painted them?  I want to know who not to commission a portrait from if I ever want one.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on June 01, 2012, 03:03:41 AM
If I were President, I would have my portrait done in the style of Ingres's Napoleon.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: King on June 01, 2012, 09:51:09 AM
Too bad it's taboo to have them outside of the White House.  IMO Bush somehow looked his most Presidential when out of the suit and on the ranch.

Laura's should have been against a bookshelf.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Joe Republic on June 01, 2012, 01:24:28 PM
IMO Bush somehow looked his most Presidential when out of the suit and on the ranch.

Indeed, Bush was a much better president when he wasn't doing presidential things.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Oakvale on June 01, 2012, 03:47:19 PM
Those are pretty uninspired and workmanlike, yeah, but so are almost all Presidential portraits. Kennedy's is okay...

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But, really, the only halfway interesting portrait of an American politican that springs to mind is Jerry Brown's gubernatorial portrait -

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Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 01, 2012, 03:53:01 PM
Pawlenty's gubernatorial portrait is even more dull than the man, which is quite an accomplishment

http://politicsinminnesota.com/files/2011/10/Pawlentywithframe.jpg


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Donerail on June 01, 2012, 06:24:07 PM
Some official portraits can be really good, though. For instance, Gov. Lawton Chiles (D-FL), has a pretty nice portrait (you can see the 'Old Florida' hunting lodge in the back, a raccoon (for his 'he-coon' image), lots of other cool stuff in it).
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Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: The Mikado on June 01, 2012, 06:52:09 PM
Surprised no one's commented on the Bush quote in the OP.  Guess it's low-hanging fruit.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Fmr President & Senator Polnut on June 01, 2012, 07:08:25 PM
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I think the Kennedy portraits are the best...


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: 🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸 on June 01, 2012, 09:56:44 PM
Some official portraits can be really good, though. For instance, Gov. Lawton Chiles (D-FL), has a pretty nice portrait (you can see the 'Old Florida' hunting lodge in the back, a raccoon (for his 'he-coon' image), lots of other cool stuff in it).
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yeah that'd be a great picture if it wasn't for the portrait part.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: TheReporter on June 02, 2012, 06:00:57 PM
Nowadays, formal portraiture has no point; a waste of taxpayer dollars. Take a picture on instagram and be done with it.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Donerail on June 02, 2012, 06:34:33 PM
Nowadays, formal portraiture has no point; a waste of taxpayer dollars. Take a picture on instagram and be done with it.

... but they're pretty...


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Hatman 🍁 on June 02, 2012, 07:50:30 PM
Ottawa used to do portraits of our mayors. Now they use their official photographs, and make them look like paintings to save money.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 03, 2012, 06:38:03 AM
Nowadays, formal portraiture has no point; a waste of taxpayer dollars. Take a picture on instagram and be done with it.

... but they're pretty...

This dude was Governor for three days and gets a portrait:

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Btw, I think most of the Florida gubernatorial portraits are pretty decent.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Antonio the Sixth on June 03, 2012, 06:43:01 AM
Quote from: George W. Bush
When you are wandering these halls as you wrestle with tough decisions, you will now be able to gaze at this portrait and ask, ‘What would George do?

...and if you do the exact opposite, you will probably have taken the right decision.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Donerail on June 03, 2012, 06:55:56 AM
Nowadays, formal portraiture has no point; a waste of taxpayer dollars. Take a picture on instagram and be done with it.

... but they're pretty...

This dude was Governor for three days and gets a portrait:

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Btw, I think most of the Florida gubernatorial portraits are pretty decent.

Buddy MacKay was governor for 23 days but he gets a portrait too. ()


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God on June 03, 2012, 01:42:40 PM
Nowadays, formal portraiture has no point; a waste of taxpayer dollars. Take a picture on instagram and be done with it.

It's just a tradition.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: minionofmidas on June 03, 2012, 01:46:39 PM
Caught the essence of those two, then.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Keystone Phil on June 03, 2012, 01:49:46 PM
The portraits are ok but the ceremony was very nice.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Holmes on June 03, 2012, 08:25:32 PM
Laura's is nice, I suppose. I like her dress. Telling how we're more preoccupied with the chairs than them, though.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 04, 2012, 09:28:39 AM
Nowadays, formal portraiture has no point; a waste of taxpayer dollars. Take a picture on instagram and be done with it.

... but they're pretty...

This dude was Governor for three days and gets a portrait:

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Btw, I think most of the Florida gubernatorial portraits are pretty decent.

Buddy MacKay was governor for 23 days but he gets a portrait too. ()


Well, full 20 days more than Mixson.


Title: Re: George, Laura Bush official portraits unveiled
Post by: Yank2133 on June 04, 2012, 06:57:06 PM
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I think the Kennedy portraits are the best...

Funny thing, it was actually RFK who posed for that.