Talk Elections

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Thanksgiving.

I'm thinking a Christmas wedding.

Halloween is work of the devil.

He's too busy with kiddie parties.

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Blue is Yes, Red is no.

298-240 that he will in fact be engaged by that time. Heavy support for Bushie's claims of taking it slow from Oklahoma, and his former residence of Utah.

Wait is he seeing someone now?

Bushie actually should marry this girl ASAP since she's such a perfect match, which of course means he won't at all.

Absolutely not.

oklahomans dont believe in that sort of thing.

straight to marriage before you do any necking or anything.

LOL

But seriously is there an actual girls he might propose to?

Yes, her name is Allison, whom he has been talking to a lot lately.

He's apparently interested in a young woman who he's been IM'ing on Facebook, but they've never even so much as spoken on the phone.

Sadly, no.

I note that Florida is opposed to Bushie's decision to take things slow. This may have something to do with the hook-up in the earlier season, which I think occurred in Florida?

Disclaimer: I don't think I ever read more than a few pages of any season of Update, so I could be very mistaken on those points.

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That very well could be Mr. Smid, I must check the exit polling to be certain however.

New York voters will certainly be supporting a mad rush to the altar!

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Strong No

There's little sense to your map. Is it supposed to be a man's blue genitalia inserting itself into some red feminine mass?

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this was the closest i could get the states to looking like a penis

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(please let me know if this crosses the line, I'll delete it)

It crosses the Mason Dixon line.

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Not before marriage!

You don't remember Tiffanye and the hotel room in Mina AR, and the pregnancy scare, Scott?

You never know what will happen after they've both had a sip of wine!

Exchange the Christian side hug for a bear hug. Oh the moral horror :)

Of course it does.  Have you not heard that the South will rise again?

I seldom read the Update thread, so no. :P

if bushie considers this young lady his gf after a few fb conversations, is it unreasonable to believe she will be his fiance after one or two dates?

That was the story I was remembering. I thought it was Florida, but I stand corrected.

I'm changing my vote to yes.

There will be no engagement at least until I get a job.  I plan on finishing school in early March, so the earliest it could happen would be probably mid-April or early May even.

Anyway as I understand it ejaculation can occur spontaneously with these hard up types.

it looks like we'll have to litigate over whether or not this causes BUSHIE.ENGAGED.OCT31 to expire at 100 or not.



Torie's opinion?

We really have to start setting up gambling lines for this. If I banged the under I would be pissed if I was caught in some technicality that he didnt drop to one knee yet.

Why is part of it blue?

... and the answer is a big, fat, morbidly obese "yes"! Bushie crushed it, it's barely even October!

He beat Columbus day, even!

Ahem. Grumpy called it. Congrats Phil.

Bushie basically just gave in and admitted to being "undercover engaged". We're still over two weeks away from Halloween.

KNOCKED it out of the park! Congrats to Bushie!

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Talk about predictable...

The happy couple:

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I have to admit, I didn't think it would happen *this* fast, as I didn't realize that Allison would turn out to be just as eager as Bushie.  Bushie is apparently only attracted to women who are desperate to get engaged after two dates?

This kind of thing really might be fairly routine in Oklahoma. As Bushie has said, almost all of his friends have been married with children for years and years already. You don't date people in Oklahoma, you "court" them like a good Christian (marry them and knock them up as quickly as possible whether you really love them or not). At Bushie's age, he should already be thinking about what his grandchildren will pop out looking like!

When you're not allowed to have sex until marriage, what's the point of dating for years before getting engaged? A man can't live on brief relaxations alone.