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General Politics => International General Discussion => Topic started by: Atlas Has Shrugged on February 14, 2017, 09:47:17 AM



Title: Kim Jong-nam slain by North Korean ninjas in Malaysia airport.
Post by: Atlas Has Shrugged on February 14, 2017, 09:47:17 AM
Breaking today. Can't make this stuff up.


Title: Re: Kim Jong-nam slain by North Korean ninjas in Malaysia airport.
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on February 14, 2017, 09:55:49 AM
Just to think if not for the Disneyland trip he could very well be in the position to whack Kim Jong-un instead,


Title: Re: Kim Jong-nam slain by North Korean ninjas in Malaysia airport.
Post by: kyc0705 on February 14, 2017, 10:31:41 AM
After reading that headline, I’ve concluded that “North Korean Ninjas” would be an excellent name for a band or a sitcom.


Title: Re: Kim Jong-nam slain by North Korean ninjas in Malaysia airport.
Post by: GlobeSoc on February 14, 2017, 04:41:16 PM
What is this I don't even


Title: Re: Kim Jong-nam slain by North Korean ninjas in Malaysia airport.
Post by: Lachi on February 14, 2017, 04:54:05 PM
Confirmed:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-15/kim-jong-un-half-brother-kim-jong-nam-dies-in-malaysia/8270840

Not ninjas, I would say assassins


Title: Re: Kim Jong-nam slain by North Korean ninjas in Malaysia airport.
Post by: Crumpets on February 14, 2017, 05:18:55 PM
After reading that headline, I’ve concluded that “North Korean Ninjas” would be an excellent name for a band or a sitcom.

Or maybe a musical sitcom à la Partridge Family. :O



Title: Re: Kim Jong-nam slain by North Korean ninjas in Malaysia airport.
Post by: Meclazine for Israel on February 14, 2017, 06:46:16 PM
Confirmed:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-15/kim-jong-un-half-brother-kim-jong-nam-dies-in-malaysia/8270840

Not ninjas, I would say assassins

I bet they were dressed like ninja's and entered the airport with this music playing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdBlEXPciPM


Title: Re: Kim Jong-nam slain by North Korean ninjas in Malaysia airport.
Post by: Silent Hunter on February 15, 2017, 04:38:20 PM

It's like the plot of an episode of NCIS: Los Angeles.

Also, ninjas are Japanese and didn't wear all black; that's a product of theatre.


Title: Re: Kim Jong-nam slain by North Korean ninjas in Malaysia airport.
Post by: Atlas Has Shrugged on February 22, 2017, 08:50:47 PM

It's like the plot of an episode of NCIS: Los Angeles.

Also, ninjas are Japanese and didn't wear all black; that's a product of theatre.
The term "ninja" was shamelessly used by me in a sensational way. Still a crazy ass story though.