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Title: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: TDAS04 on September 12, 2017, 12:31:39 PM
Well?


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: Atlas Has Shrugged on September 12, 2017, 12:37:07 PM
hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: RFayette on September 12, 2017, 12:48:17 PM
hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.

This.  But I would take firing squad easily over these two.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: _ on September 12, 2017, 01:13:29 PM
Electric Chair seems more fitting, also once Pence takes power I'll have to take that fate so.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: The Govanah Jake on September 12, 2017, 01:25:54 PM
Hanging.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on September 12, 2017, 01:30:50 PM
Both can be badly botched. As long as it won't be a blundering typical American executioner, hanging (provided it'd be a specialist of Albert Pierrepoint's stature.)

hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.

All depends on the length of a rope. Too short and you'd strangles slowly. Too high, your head would come off like it happened to Black Jack Ketchum.

At least British came up with a professional measuring: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops


(How the f**k come I know all this?)


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: RINO Tom on September 12, 2017, 02:38:30 PM
Hanging, so that my descendents would hopefully all know that the past tense of the verb is "hanged" and not "hung."


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️ on September 12, 2017, 02:40:35 PM
Electric Chair seems more fitting, also once Pence takes power I'll have to take that fate so.
He'll have to go full John Louis Evans on me!


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: Lord Admirale on September 12, 2017, 03:17:53 PM
Firing squad


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: FEMA Camp Administrator on September 12, 2017, 03:54:14 PM
Either would be fine.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: America Needs R'hllor on September 12, 2017, 04:37:42 PM
Hanging, so that my descendents would hopefully all know that the past tense of the verb is "hanged" and not "hung."

LOL. Also, lean hanging.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on September 12, 2017, 04:45:26 PM
Electric Chair seems more fitting, also once Pence takes power I'll have to take that fate so.
He'll have to go full John Louis Evans on me!

So your ultimate goal is to be featured in an After School Special?

For those not familiar with "going full John Lewis Evans": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAvE05HBOtY (NSFW)


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: Mr. Reactionary on September 12, 2017, 05:06:06 PM
hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.

This.  But I would take firing squad easily over these two.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: Cactus Jack on September 12, 2017, 05:08:19 PM
I would much rather opt for decapitation. No margin of error there.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: America Needs R'hllor on September 12, 2017, 05:21:38 PM
I would much rather opt for decapitation. No margin of error there.

Rodrik Cassel disagrees.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on September 12, 2017, 05:36:58 PM
I would much rather opt for decapitation. No margin of error there.

Rodrik Cassel disagrees.

Or the Duke of Monmouth.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: Cactus Jack on September 12, 2017, 05:51:42 PM
I would much rather opt for decapitation. No margin of error there.

Rodrik Cassel disagrees.

To be fair, Ser Rodrik had the misfortune of being executed via incompetent Greyjoy and not via guillotine.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: Mr. Smith on September 12, 2017, 09:09:16 PM
Depends on the voltage of the electricity and the quality of the rope.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: JA on September 12, 2017, 09:13:19 PM
I think execution by guillotine would be a fitting end for me.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on September 13, 2017, 09:57:35 AM
hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.

So you want to be well hung, eh?


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: Del Tachi on September 13, 2017, 10:23:26 AM
Hanging, as I feel like it would preserve the physical integrity of my body better.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: NewYorkExpress on September 13, 2017, 08:35:05 PM
This seems like the most morbid topic possible to be discussing.


Title: Re: Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on September 14, 2017, 04:41:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yltIFHhnyJw