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Title: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Aizen on August 16, 2008, 12:51:37 AM DAY 1: Alcon: "Get out my cardboard place mats that have political maps of Washington State on them." ~ Torie
DAY 2: Keystone Phil: "Schedule a Bob Casey fundraiser at my house." ~ King DAY 3: BRTD: "Play My Chemical Romance over...and over....and over again. Until his head explodes." ~ MATCHU[D] DAY 4: Xahar: "It's Matzo night" ~ Sensei Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on August 16, 2008, 12:53:43 AM Give him a drugged drink and drop him off at a gay bar.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: YRABNNRM on August 16, 2008, 12:58:08 AM Aizen, you choose the wrong quotes.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Sensei on August 16, 2008, 12:58:22 AM Do elitist stuff and laugh at poors
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Associate Justice PiT on August 16, 2008, 01:05:51 AM Discuss the finer points of RPP politics, including which voters we should invite & which ones we should dig up dirt on.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: MaxQue on August 16, 2008, 01:13:31 AM I would lock the door and giving the dinner by the window.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: exopolitician on August 16, 2008, 01:53:36 AM Show him pictures of various half naked men that I find attractive and document his expressions with amusement.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: phk on August 16, 2008, 03:38:49 AM Relax and chill.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: minionofmidas on August 16, 2008, 04:13:40 AM Call the police.
No, just joking. Eat some edible junk food in front of the tv where we'll be watching a soccer game. Have some beers. Steer well clear of politics. Shouldn't be a bad evening all things considered. Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Franzl on August 16, 2008, 04:15:42 AM slam the door in his face.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Flying Dog on August 16, 2008, 11:22:26 AM Let him feel my pecs. Because I know he really, really wants to.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: WalterMitty on August 16, 2008, 11:31:36 AM id certainly prepare my own drink.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: King on August 16, 2008, 02:01:16 PM Everybody can stop posting in this thread because WalterMitty has won.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Keystone Phil on August 16, 2008, 02:02:48 PM Everybody can stop posting in this thread because WalterMitty has won. Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Ban my account ffs! on August 16, 2008, 02:12:27 PM I'd take him snowmobiling until he had snotcicles flowing into his mouth and then feed him hot soup and tell him that he was just essentially raped, Minnesota style.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: minionofmidas on August 16, 2008, 03:19:43 PM id certainly prepare my own drink. Prepare one for me while you're at it. :) Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: MasterJedi on August 16, 2008, 08:22:44 PM Make sure there are no females present.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on August 16, 2008, 08:43:59 PM I love how even the Republicans are calling him a rapist now.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Eraserhead on August 17, 2008, 06:35:43 AM I'd tell him to leave.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: DownWithTheLeft on August 17, 2008, 08:12:02 PM If I knew him personally instead of just virtually I'd probably be an awesome dinner. Duke nevers seems to avoid any type of joke, and I love people like that
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: JSojourner on August 19, 2008, 01:34:20 PM Have my Mrs. take the daughter to a movie so she wouldn't have to hear the ugly that spews from him.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: HappyWarrior on August 19, 2008, 01:53:43 PM Have my Mrs. take the daughter to a movie so she wouldn't have to hear the ugly that spews from him. How old is your daughter? Remember that Duke loves em young ;) Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on August 19, 2008, 02:08:08 PM Have him arrested.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: MasterJedi on August 19, 2008, 10:25:37 PM If I knew him personally instead of just virtually I'd probably be an awesome dinner. Duke nevers seems to avoid any type of joke, and I love people like that I don't think he's gay. Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on August 19, 2008, 10:26:23 PM Call the cops.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Eraserhead on August 19, 2008, 11:50:27 PM If I knew him personally instead of just virtually I'd probably be an awesome dinner. Duke nevers seems to avoid any type of joke, and I love people like that I don't think he's gay. lol Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: ?????????? on August 19, 2008, 11:54:00 PM ...I'd probably be an awesome dinner. Freudian slip? Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Flying Dog on August 19, 2008, 11:59:18 PM So Duke is a child rapist and a cannibal now?
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: NDN on August 20, 2008, 12:06:20 AM Try not to make any squealing noises.
Title: Re: What would you do if the user came over to your house for dinner? AHDuke99 Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on August 20, 2008, 09:13:10 PM Quite literally throw him out.
But Walter wins this one. |